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(Fox News)   Lisa Welchel's brother says she "hit rock bottom" on "Survivor", surprising even Hollywood experts who didn't think she could fall any lower than "Facts of Life"   (foxnews.com) divider line 68
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2012-12-08 08:22:06 AM
Yeah, but she was really hot in the second season, when she was barely 18 and wearing Jo's leather lesbian motorcycle gear.
 
2012-12-08 08:38:35 AM
I'd hit her bottom. She had the wildest body back in the Facts of Life. Constant erections were the facts of my life back then. She'd probably be considered too fat for TV now.
 
2012-12-08 09:00:42 AM
And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away, she said
Such a crumbling beauty, ah
There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
 
2012-12-08 09:17:04 AM

wildcardjack: And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away, she said
Such a crumbling beauty, ah
There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by


Pardon my pop culture ignorance. Is that from a song?
 
2012-12-08 09:21:42 AM
What do you have against Facts of Life? It was a good show for its time.
 
2012-12-08 09:24:35 AM

advex101: wildcardjack: And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away, she said
Such a crumbling beauty, ah
There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by

Pardon my pop culture ignorance. Is that from a song?


It's the second verse of the "Facts of Life" theme.
 
2012-12-08 09:25:02 AM

advex101: wildcardjack: And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away, she said
Such a crumbling beauty, ah
There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by

Pardon my pop culture ignorance. Is that from a song?


He's just prone to spouting prose
 
2012-12-08 09:25:19 AM

advex101: Pardon my pop culture ignorance. Is that from a song?


I don't think it counts as pop culture. It's about a place, a street corner named Ninth & Hennepin.
 
2012-12-08 09:38:49 AM

buntz: What do you have against Facts of Life? It was a good show for its time.


No. It wasn't.
 
2012-12-08 09:42:07 AM

strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.


Yeah, it was.
 
2012-12-08 09:42:25 AM
Wasn't she the smug one spouting how superior she was because she had a wholesome Christian life at one point?
 
2012-12-08 09:57:30 AM

buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.


It was until they introduced "Pippa".
 
2012-12-08 10:05:53 AM

buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.


Well, it had some good and it had some bad.
 
2012-12-08 10:38:05 AM
I used to wank a lot to Mrs. Garrett. A LOT.

/Edna was a hot piece of ass for her age
 
2012-12-08 10:47:21 AM

WhippingBoy: buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.

It was until they introduced "Pippa".


Pippa grew up hot.

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raptusregaliter: Wasn't she the smug one spouting how superior she was because she had a wholesome Christian life at one point?


Yes. In fact, Blair was the one who was supposed to get her cherry popped first, but because of Lisa Whelchel's christian-ness, they instead made Natalie the stereotypical chunky chick with low self esteem who puts out to keep her man.
 
2012-12-08 10:47:32 AM

ColSanders: buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.

Well, it had some good and it had some bad.


And there you have... it.
 
2012-12-08 10:47:36 AM

buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.


No . . . it wasn't.
 
2012-12-08 10:55:04 AM

ColSanders: buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.

Well, it had some good and it had some bad.


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2012-12-08 10:55:55 AM
jasonmillar.ca
 
2012-12-08 10:58:32 AM
She's playing the game pretty smart though. At this point, I'm clueless as to how this might play out. Malcolm obviously is in the final four and Abi is out unless someone goes nuts and tries to pull something weird. Besides that, I can see any of the four winning (and honestly, I'd be happy with any of them winning).
 
2012-12-08 11:11:45 AM
Subby sounds too young to remember Facts of Life on tv.
Go post something from your own era!
 
2012-12-08 11:29:43 AM
I used to hate her, but now I'd date her.

How crazy is that???
 
2012-12-08 11:45:37 AM
Oh she hasn't hit rock bottom by any means...
 
2012-12-08 11:49:33 AM
Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

www.celebritiesheight.com
 
2012-12-08 11:55:08 AM

zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]


Nancy McKeon has that crazy eyes thing going on. 1000 yard stare kinda stuff.
 
2012-12-08 11:55:25 AM

zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]


droooooooooooool
 
2012-12-08 11:58:53 AM

zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]


I bet Clooney was nailing Jo...
 
2012-12-08 12:00:34 PM

Weaver95: zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]

Nancy McKeon has that crazy eyes thing going on. 1000 yard stare kinda stuff.


Hey, you'd have that stare, too, if you had to listen to Mrs. Garrett explain menstruation to you using Cousin Geri as a live demonstration.
 
2012-12-08 12:01:07 PM

JosephFinn: She's playing the game pretty smart though. At this point, I'm clueless as to how this might play out. Malcolm obviously is in the final four and Abi is out unless someone goes nuts and tries to pull something weird. Besides that, I can see any of the four winning (and honestly, I'd be happy with any of them winning).


I like her, but she's not playing the game smart. If she's in the final two (I think it is two this season and not three) her one argument is "I was loyal." She's made no game moves, has won no challenges, etc. She's nice, but she's right when she said "Maybe this game isn't for me."

When it gets down to the final 7,6,5 I start thinking about who beat whom. I think there are two distinct groups right now, Malcolm/Denise, Skupin/Lisa/Abi. Malcolm and Denise beat everyone except each other and (I think) Malcolm beats Denise based on challenges and strategy. Malcolm hasn't really pissed anyone off and Denise has.

With S/L/A it's kind of a toss up. I don't think Abi can beat anyone, but she does has two guaranteed votes (Artis and Pete). With Lisa and Skupin I'd say it's a toss up and depends on if its a bitter jury or not. With the exception of Penner and RC almost everyone on the jury has said in interviews that they hate Skupin. Does that give Lisa a shot? I'm not sure, but would you vote for someone who did nothing that you like or for someone that (kind of) played the game but you didn't like. If I was on the jury Lisa would be the last person I would give it to because she would replace Natalie White as the least deserving winner.
 
2012-12-08 12:02:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]

Nancy McKeon has that crazy eyes thing going on. 1000 yard stare kinda stuff.

Hey, you'd have that stare, too, if you had to listen to Mrs. Garrett explain menstruation to you using Cousin Geri as a live demonstration.


I...must've missed...that episode...
 
2012-12-08 12:04:51 PM

born_yesterday: FirstNationalBastard: Weaver95: zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

[www.celebritiesheight.com image 268x400]

Nancy McKeon has that crazy eyes thing going on. 1000 yard stare kinda stuff.

Hey, you'd have that stare, too, if you had to listen to Mrs. Garrett explain menstruation to you using Cousin Geri as a live demonstration.

I...must've missed...that episode...


Don't worry, it wasn't a real episode.

Although there was an episode where Tootie tried to get into the child porn business.

I don't recall if that was before or after Tootie tried to become a child prostitute.
 
2012-12-08 12:09:10 PM

zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...


For me, it's her nostrils. They always look flared, which always makes her look angry to me. Like a bill about to strike.

/she is still hotter than I ever was or ever will be
 
2012-12-08 12:10:54 PM

moshi8: zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

For me, it's her nostrils. They always look flared, which always makes her look angry to me. Like a bill about to strike.

/she is still hotter than I ever was or ever will be


In my early 20's, I had a girlfriend who could have been Jo's identical twin.

Yes, I did pretend she WAS Jo on more than one occasion during sexy time...

/not ashamed, either!
 
2012-12-08 12:12:55 PM
Lisa Welchel is such a dirty, dirty girl.

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2012-12-08 12:15:28 PM

ColSanders: buntz: strangeguitar: No. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was.

Well, it had some good and it had some bad.


I took them both
 
2012-12-08 12:33:04 PM

mjbok: JosephFinn: She's playing the game pretty smart though. At this point, I'm clueless as to how this might play out. Malcolm obviously is in the final four and Abi is out unless someone goes nuts and tries to pull something weird. Besides that, I can see any of the four winning (and honestly, I'd be happy with any of them winning).

I like her, but she's not playing the game smart. If she's in the final two (I think it is two this season and not three) her one argument is "I was loyal." She's made no game moves, has won no challenges, etc. She's nice, but she's right when she said "Maybe this game isn't for me."

When it gets down to the final 7,6,5 I start thinking about who beat whom. I think there are two distinct groups right now, Malcolm/Denise, Skupin/Lisa/Abi. Malcolm and Denise beat everyone except each other and (I think) Malcolm beats Denise based on challenges and strategy. Malcolm hasn't really pissed anyone off and Denise has.

With S/L/A it's kind of a toss up. I don't think Abi can beat anyone, but she does has two guaranteed votes (Artis and Pete). With Lisa and Skupin I'd say it's a toss up and depends on if its a bitter jury or not. With the exception of Penner and RC almost everyone on the jury has said in interviews that they hate Skupin. Does that give Lisa a shot? I'm not sure, but would you vote for someone who did nothing that you like or for someone that (kind of) played the game but you didn't like. If I was on the jury Lisa would be the last person I would give it to because she would replace Natalie White as the least deserving winner.


If it's 3 in the final, I would want Abi and Lisa there with me. Abi, because no one likes her, and Lisa, because while she is likable, she also doesn't play the game very well.
 
2012-12-08 12:38:02 PM
The world doesn't seem to be living up to her dreams.
 
2012-12-08 12:39:03 PM

WhippingBoy: The world doesn't seem to be living up to her dreams.


Perhaps there's a place she oughta go for learnin' all she wants to know...

/S1, biatches!
 
2012-12-08 12:47:26 PM

zappaisfrank: moshi8: zappaisfrank: Meh...Jo was hotter...

Still hot...

For me, it's her nostrils. They always look flared, which always makes her look angry to me. Like a bill about to strike.

/she is still hotter than I ever was or ever will be

In my early 20's, I had a girlfriend who could have been Jo's identical twin.

Yes, I did pretend she WAS Jo on more than one occasion during sexy time...

/not ashamed, either!


Nor should you be. Who hasn't done that? Especially when doing it K9 style.
 
2012-12-08 12:48:41 PM
Being a Disney kid ain't easy...so I gotta give props to her for doing as well as she is.

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2012-12-08 12:49:41 PM
She seems very excited at the prospect of winning 1 million dollars.

What happened to all her money? Or am I being naive with respect to how much sit-com actors make?
 
2012-12-08 12:53:11 PM

chewielouie: If it's 3 in the final, I would want Abi and Lisa there with me. Abi, because no one likes her, and Lisa, because while she is likable, she also doesn't play the game very well.


I'd want Abi there for a final two, not a final three. With her having guaranteed votes, the split could make it possible for Abi to win.
 
2012-12-08 12:53:55 PM
Gosh, and I thought my following politics was a waste of time.
 
2012-12-08 12:57:39 PM

WhippingBoy: She seems very excited at the prospect of winning 1 million dollars.

What happened to all her money? Or am I being naive with respect to how much sit-com actors make?


She said in an intervirw that she lost most of it when the stock market crashed in 1989.
They get residuals if fhe show is aired in syndication, which it isn't really being aired anywhere.
Add being a stay at home mom with 3 kids and a pastor husband. Poof, there goes all your money.
 
2012-12-08 01:04:33 PM

moshi8: For me, it's her nostrils. They always look Blair-ed,

 
2012-12-08 01:05:03 PM
She was a smoking hot piece of ass there for a while. Then she got kinda nutty. She just divorced her husband- will the nuttiness recede? I doubt it.
 
2012-12-08 01:20:15 PM
Off the top of my head, my attraction level back when I was 10 or w/e to the actresses on the shows I watched went like:

Old shows - Blair, Jeannie, Ginger
Modern shows - Kelly Bundy, Alyssa Milano on Whos the Boss, Mallory Keaton

And then of course Kelly Kapowski came along when I was like 11 and ushered in a new era of 90s hotness.

I also had a thing for Denise Huxtable but her constant complaining turned me off.

You know who was really hot? Jeannie's evil twin.
 
2012-12-08 01:42:01 PM

beakerxf: WhippingBoy: She seems very excited at the prospect of winning 1 million dollars.

What happened to all her money? Or am I being naive with respect to how much sit-com actors make?

She said in an intervirw that she lost most of it when the stock market crashed in 1989.
They get residuals if fhe show is aired in syndication, which it isn't really being aired anywhere.
Add being a stay at home mom with 3 kids and a pastor husband. Poof, there goes all your money.


I thought the big stock market crash happened in 87?
 
2012-12-08 01:51:58 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: beakerxf: WhippingBoy: She seems very excited at the prospect of winning 1 million dollars.

What happened to all her money? Or am I being naive with respect to how much sit-com actors make?

She said in an intervirw that she lost most of it when the stock market crashed in 1989.
They get residuals if fhe show is aired in syndication, which it isn't really being aired anywhere.
Add being a stay at home mom with 3 kids and a pastor husband. Poof, there goes all your money.

I thought the big stock market crash happened in 87?


It did. In October.
 
2012-12-08 02:15:48 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: beakerxf: WhippingBoy: She seems very excited at the prospect of winning 1 million dollars.

What happened to all her money? Or am I being naive with respect to how much sit-com actors make?

She said in an intervirw that she lost most of it when the stock market crashed in 1989.
They get residuals if fhe show is aired in syndication, which it isn't really being aired anywhere.
Add being a stay at home mom with 3 kids and a pastor husband. Poof, there goes all your money.

I thought the big stock market crash happened in 87?


ok, 87 then. I posted without double-checking the year.
 
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