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(LA Times)   Macy's to stay open for 48 straight hours starting December 21st. It will be just like Walmart ... minus the customers wearing stretch pants three sizes too small   (latimes.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-08 12:35:57 AM  
The last time I stepped into a Macy's, they were playing the gloomiest holiday music I've ever heard. I hope they put on something a little more cheerful by the time this rolls around.
 
2012-12-08 07:22:46 AM  
badsentinel.com
 
2012-12-08 08:15:25 AM  
Macy's to stay open for 48 straight hours starting December 21st. It will be just like Walmart ... minus the customers

FTFY.
 
2012-12-08 08:20:12 AM  
If I can get my ass in em, then they can't be too small, right?!?! I DON'T NEED A BIGGER SIZE, I CAN STILL GET IN THESE!

/god I need a cheesecake
 
2012-12-08 10:11:59 AM  
Seriously, it's like they make you wear a fat suit in walmart.
 
2012-12-08 10:15:39 AM  

rubi_con_man: Seriously, it's like they make you wear a fat suit in walmart.

 
2012-12-08 10:19:49 AM  

rubi_con_man: Seriously, it's like they make you wear a fat suit in walmart.


Yeah, last time I was at a Wal-Mart the greeter said, "Hold on, sir. What are you, about 180lbs? Oh that won't do at all. Here, you can put this fat suit on in the designated area over there."
 
2012-12-08 10:41:45 AM  
Macy's is for people that think they're too good to step in a J.C. Penny.
 
2012-12-08 10:45:19 AM  
Amazon is open 24/7 365 days a year.
 
2012-12-08 11:15:40 AM  
Oblig:
 
2012-12-08 11:28:54 AM  

guilt by association: Macy's is for people that think they're too good to step in a J.C. Penny.


The only decent one I have been in is the State Street location (Chicago) Nordstrom and Bloomingdale are much better
 
2012-12-08 11:31:18 AM  

guilt by association: Macy's is for people that think they're too good to step in a J.C. Penny.


J.C. Penney is for people who know they're too good to support a brand that helps Donald Trump.
 
2012-12-08 11:37:09 AM  
My GF (a lapsed Farkette) used to work at Macys. Given her stories of their slavedriving,this shocks me not one bit.
 
2012-12-08 11:52:32 AM  

BigBooper: god I need a cheesecake


I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MAN WORLD.
 
2012-12-08 12:04:44 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-08 12:05:47 PM  
Hey, stop this nasty stereotyping. There is nothing wrong with a fit woman wearing stretch pants three sizes too small.
 
2012-12-08 12:12:40 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: My GF (a lapsed Farkette) used to work at Macys. Given her stories of their slavedriving,this shocks me not one bit.


It is forbidden to speak of apostates.
 
2012-12-08 12:35:45 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: My GF (a lapsed Farkette) used to work at Macys. Given her stories of their slavedriving,this shocks me not one bit.

It is forbidden to speak of apostates.


I'm workin on it, I'm workin' on it. Also, bragging about the fact I'm fornicating with the Farkettes.
 
2012-12-08 12:36:56 PM  

OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]


Yay Strech pants thread:

www.shotpix.com

www.shotpix.com
 
2012-12-08 01:24:54 PM  

OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]


Someone should tell her that she has a guy ass.
 
2012-12-08 02:35:37 PM  
Maybe it's because their hearts grew three sizes that day.
 
2012-12-08 04:57:48 PM  

jeffreyh: OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]

Someone should tell her that she has a guy ass.


Checking out a lot of guys asses now have we?
 
2012-12-08 08:43:18 PM  

jeffreyh: OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]

Someone should tell her that she has a guy ass.


media.fakeposters.com


/ but, if your into to that it's just your preference
 
2012-12-08 11:33:03 PM  

dickfreckle: rubi_con_man: Seriously, it's like they make you wear a fat suit in walmart.

Yeah, last time I was at a Wal-Mart the greeter said, "Hold on, sir. What are you, about 180lbs? Oh that won't do at all. Here, you can put this fat suit on in the designated area over there."


Or the mid-west alternative, "Here sir, you can do meth over there in that alley until you're about 140lbs."
 
2012-12-09 11:24:29 AM  

jeffreyh: OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]

Someone should tell her that she has a guy ass.


That's you, chief. You just volunteered.
 
2012-12-09 11:32:48 AM  

wombatsrus: OregonVet: [badsentinel.com image 500x666]

Yay Strech pants thread:

[www.shotpix.com image 393x555]

[www.shotpix.com image 350x700]


The girl in the second pic= want
 
2012-12-09 01:01:12 PM  
No greeters at Macy's?
Probably more than three sizes too small:
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2012-12-09 11:11:31 PM  

johnnygew: No greeters at Macy's?
Probably more than three sizes too small:
[cdn2.holytaco.com image 350x485]


Do you know the origin of that picture?
 
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