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2012-12-07 10:59:24 PM
8 votes:
See what you've done, America? You put all of this effort into stopping bullying and now there's nobody to keep the "Modesty Club" and the "No-Cussing Club" in check. I hope you're happy.
2012-12-08 02:07:53 AM
4 votes:
www.examiner.com

Her?
2012-12-07 10:00:02 PM
4 votes:
Approves!

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-12-07 09:49:54 PM
4 votes:
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
2012-12-07 09:32:53 PM
4 votes:
Well, at least she isn't hot.
2012-12-08 02:22:30 AM
3 votes:

sforce: I think it's highly unlikely that he calls him GAT_00


Nonsense, my life is totally tied up in my Internet personality. I changed my name legally and everything.

fusillade762: Cue the tangled Christmas lights guy ;)


i575.photobucket.com

Marcintosh: "Good-bye" is a nice start


Not what I want to do.
2012-12-08 01:08:36 AM
3 votes:
She's not very modest in my book. You can still see her ankles, arms, hair, and eyes. Slut.

curiosityquills.com
2012-12-08 12:03:14 AM
3 votes:

GAT_00: Shostie: Okay. I'm game. What did she do?

This is going to be a little vague. I have no reason to believe either her or her fiancee read this site, but no reason to risk it.

There's an absurdly big Christmas store down here, and my decoration collection is pretty small. We were talking about decorating for Christmas (and I should note here this woman is Church of Christ and yes she's a good friend of mine) and I mentioned that I wanted to head over there later in the week and invited her along. That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.


Let me guess: her fiance is thinking "God, when did she become so clingy? I wish GAT_00 would take her out once in a while just to give me a break."
2012-12-08 08:35:27 AM
2 votes:
came for pics of high school girls dressing like hookers. Leaving disappointing.
2012-12-08 04:11:43 AM
2 votes:

GAT_00: Shostie: Okay. I'm game. What did she do?

This is going to be a little vague. I have no reason to believe either her or her fiancee read this site, but no reason to risk it.

There's an absurdly big Christmas store down here, and my decoration collection is pretty small. We were talking about decorating for Christmas (and I should note here this woman is Church of Christ and yes she's a good friend of mine) and I mentioned that I wanted to head over there later in the week and invited her along. That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.


Buy some creepily specific fetish toys to be delivered to her house with her husbands name on one box and hers on one that arrives the next day. Like an inflatable butt plug for one and a speculum for the other, (first decide which makes the most sense for one person, then do the opposite). They deserve whatever happens.
2012-12-08 03:26:25 AM
2 votes:

flahorsegirl: I think that in reality it's pretty unlikely that a guy, unless they bat for the other team is seriously going to want to go Christmas shopping with a female friend. Without nookie after. Get real.


I need to buy stuff, and she might help me buy stuff for my female friends. Is that difficult to understand. It's why I shopped for Xmas (which I hate) with my sister, and aunt, and now my niece. According to you, I want nookie from them all. Grow up. It's not all about your twat, you twat.
2012-12-08 02:54:42 AM
2 votes:
GAT - the next time you're with your female friend and her significant other, you should just lean over and motorboat her. Then, when he stops you, you're completely justified in thanking him because you couldn't control yourself.

/And if he doesn't stop you, you get to motorboat some boobies
2012-12-08 02:47:35 AM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
Their father?
2012-12-08 02:18:14 AM
2 votes:
2012 - President and Founder of the high school Modesty Club
2015 - Beer-Bong Champion and Booty-Call Queen, Sigma Alpha Mu
2012-12-08 01:52:22 AM
2 votes:
What we got here is... failure to cogitate
parallax-view.org
2012-12-07 09:35:02 PM
2 votes:
You just know all those guys are hoping for some nice-guys-get-me-wet action.
2012-12-08 01:16:48 PM
1 votes:
I've been to parties where the most sexy woman was also the most covered. Sexy is being able to work with what you got and the attitude you carry. Frankly, I actually like having some things left to the imagination. That said...

I'm not a big fan of modesty movements. They're nothing more than woman body hate movements or an attempt to going back to blaming the victim.

I've never seen a modesty movement for men. How about one where men cover their moobs in the summer?
2012-12-08 12:32:34 PM
1 votes:

Bedstead Polisher: Fibro: This isn't unusual. Why are you posting it here like it is a mind-blowing situation? They are engaged to be married and she doesn't want to create waves in her relationship. In *MOST* cases going out 1-1 with another man has high potential to cause issues. You even said you haven't met the guy which means his imagination could run wild about who you are. Even outside of that, however, you are a guy and more than likely would hook up with this girl given the chance.

Why not propose that she bring her fiance along? It should be a non-issue if you don't have shady motives.

That's what I was thinking. If GAT_00 wants to keep this woman as a friend and he only sees her as a friend, offer to meet the fiance to put everyone at ease.


And then run off with the Fiance just to fark with everyone's heads.
2012-12-08 12:19:16 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Shostie: Okay. I'm game. What did she do?

This is going to be a little vague. I have no reason to believe either her or her fiancee read this site, but no reason to risk it.

There's an absurdly big Christmas store down here, and my decoration collection is pretty small. We were talking about decorating for Christmas (and I should note here this woman is Church of Christ and yes she's a good friend of mine) and I mentioned that I wanted to head over there later in the week and invited her along. That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.


GAT_00 stole my girlfriend by seducing her at a Christmas store.
2012-12-08 11:32:14 AM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: No, but cosplayers are completely unsexy.

[i182.photobucket.com image 700x1016]

Balderdash!


Working in engineering totally destroys steampunk cosplay for me.

For example, what are the 2 pneumatic cylinders on her arms supposed to do, and where does she keep the compressor? Even worse, how are you powering that compressor? Also, affixing them with an o-ring about the body of the cylinder just doesn't seem right, it'd probably be better to attach at both cylinder ends or else it'll just come loose with repeated cycles.

Also nice round boobies yeah, but my eyes keep going back to the cylinders cos they're just so wrong. 

/Also you'd need overtravel and undertravel limit switches and I don't see those there oh cripes make the engineering thoughts stop
//And where's the relay panel to run all this my god must kill self now
2012-12-08 10:56:54 AM
1 votes:
www.myconfinedspace.com
This little gem started a shiatstorm on MyConfinedSpace.

/Just doing my part.
2012-12-08 10:03:16 AM
1 votes:

Aquapope: flahorsegirl: To be fair, my SO I gaurnetee would not like me hanging around another guy even if he was "just a friend". Guys tend to get jealous, and lets be frank here, most have less than platonic ideas in mind.

Maybe that's mostly true, but not always. I have female friends (and yes, I'd like to nail them) and she has male friend I think she might like to nail. But we don't. She's completely free to nail those guys and I'm free to nail those ladies, but that would probably dissolve our marriage (that's the thing about monogamy). That's about it. I don't have to watch her and she doesn't have to watch me to maintain monogamy. Plus, she comes home to me where we can watch old VCR tapes of Python, make Xmas cookies and stick tape on cats. Beat that!


Too reasonable. We am confused.
2012-12-08 09:45:38 AM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Creepy. What do they do when you play them a video of them farking?


It's usually OK until he starts in about his back hurting.
2012-12-08 09:34:21 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: aagrajag: They are never content to be depressed, joyless people alone.

Whenever married friends try to fix me up, I play them a recording of them fighting.
Shuts them up every time.


Creepy. What do they do when you play them a video of them farking?
2012-12-08 09:29:18 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Well, at least she isn't hot.


Win.
2012-12-08 09:25:35 AM
1 votes:

aagrajag: They are never content to be depressed, joyless people alone.


Whenever married friends try to fix me up, I play them a recording of them fighting.
Shuts them up every time.
2012-12-08 09:10:19 AM
1 votes:
My neighbor's wife's niece is Very Religious, But he always points out to me how she has huge breasts.
I said to him, "If she lost enough weight to have a flat tummy, they wouldn't be so big. Plus she's saving herself for a born again man who wants lots of babies. She lives here, in Vermont, where that is unlikely to happen. So she's going to keep dressing conservative (Like a lesbian) until some horny coworkers invite her to a "Tupperware" party and she wins the door prize of a modest personal vibrator, which will remain, unboxed, in a closet for years until she had a wine cooler some lonely Valentine's night and discovers tentatively with one, then two fingers that her hymen has dissolved out of boredom in the shower. It will last about a week until it is destroyed. Then, she's going to do a hit-and-run on an adult store and buy two, heavy duty black beauties, and the sales girl will throw in a magic bullet, and we'll never see her again".
He goes, "you're sick"
I said, "Ypu're the one that brought up her tits."
2012-12-08 04:01:38 AM
1 votes:
www.trilobite.org
2012-12-08 03:19:58 AM
1 votes:

sforce: On the Side: Because Xmas shopping makes me so horny!

I bet it's seeing all those balls that does it for you


Its all the boxes just waiting to be stuffed with Xmas cheer.
2012-12-08 03:19:57 AM
1 votes:

costermonger: GAT_00: And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting.

I don't think that's an unreasonable response. A few years ago my wife caught flack from a coworker because she was met by a male friend for lunch. She was told it was 'inappropriate to be with another man unaccompanied' when she was engaged to me. She was so surprised by this confrontation that she couldn't really formulate an appropriate response beyond "I'm sorry, are you serious?"

I think I was more pissed off than she was. It's insulting to everyone involved.


When we first moved to Utah I got one of the Igloo style doghouses on Craigslist. We didn't have truck or van, so asked our neighbor across the street if she could drive us over to pick it up, she had no problem with it, but she could not drive with me in the car, she and my wife had to do the heavy lifting, while I stayed and watched her kids, all because the Mormons apparently can't keep it in their pants any time a opposite sex(but non-related) person is nearby. For God's sake, the woman had known me for about 9 months by that point and trusted me with her kids, but if we drove to get the doghouse, we were just going to HAVE to pull over and do the nasty somewhere in the 3 mile drive that we were looking at.
2012-12-08 03:17:50 AM
1 votes:

On the Side: Because Xmas shopping makes me so horny!


I bet it's seeing all those balls that does it for you
2012-12-08 03:07:47 AM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: GAT - the next time you're with your female friend and her significant other, you should just lean over and motorboat her. Then, when he stops you, you're completely justified in thanking him because you couldn't control yourself.

/And if he doesn't stop you, you get to motorboat some boobies


Motorboating A/B cups is really just another way of saying "hey, let me get your shirt wet for you."
2012-12-08 03:07:17 AM
1 votes:

flahorsegirl: That wasn't the point, its having respect for your SO. If I know it's going to get him pissed I don't do it. How happy would I be if I found out he was going Christmas decorating shopping with another woman?


Sounds like you both have trust issues. Good luck with all of that.
2012-12-08 03:00:11 AM
1 votes:
images.tvrage.com
2012-12-08 02:49:03 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: So, anyone got any more Tales of Boring White People?


Yup. CSB:
I dated a loverly girl for almost 3 years, were were engaged for a while, and were looking for places to live together. But maturations went in different ways so the breakup was for the best. After we broke up I helped get her a job where I worked and all of the morbidly obese cave-hens freaked out about it. How could you be engaged? How can you still talk to him? Whose fault was it? You met his new girlfriend!?!?! He met your new boyfriend!?!!??!? Is up down and black white? I'm losing my mind!!!!

30 years later we're still friends and I talk to her about every month. Her husband is cool.
/CSB
To bring it back to modesty, the loverly girl was mostly modest, but when she wasn't it was poetry in Spanish. Immodesty is like gunfire: timing is what's important. Or sniperfire: stay hidden until you change a guy's life.
2012-12-08 02:25:13 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Shostie: Okay. I'm game. What did she do?

This is going to be a little vague. I have no reason to believe either her or her fiancee read this site, but no reason to risk it.

There's an absurdly big Christmas store down here, and my decoration collection is pretty small. We were talking about decorating for Christmas (and I should note here this woman is Church of Christ and yes she's a good friend of mine) and I mentioned that I wanted to head over there later in the week and invited her along. That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.


Oh god I hate people who pull that shiat.. I had that once with a guy I know, whose girlfriend still thinks that I was "after" him all because I invited him over when my then-boyfriend tried to kill himself (they are both schizophrenic and my boyfriend needed support). That and sending a text to everyone in my phone book one night when I was high (I doubt it was even intelligible). Wow. Clearly I am a hussy who was out to get her man. Nobody else had a problem, but this guy biatched at me about it at a party months later ... after having originally curtly told me "they never go anywhere alone" at the time! I apologised and explained. That was over 10 years ago, but she is STILL putting it around as fact that I tried to "steal her man".

Some people really make my blood boil. I think the subtext is that there is some major insecurity deal going on. I know for a fact that there was in my example. I HOPE one or both of them reads this ...

GRRR
2012-12-08 02:13:29 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.


You should tell her "So you're following sharia law? Good for you."
2012-12-08 02:05:40 AM
1 votes:
Hey, it looks like the "No Cussing" club worked -- I haven't seen a single curse word on Fark since I joined!

/although I do see the word Shiat a lot
//hard to believe so many Shia Islams keep adding that extra t
2012-12-08 01:11:18 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll bet she'd go all flirty in seconds if you did anything without her fiance around to keep her in check


I've never met the guy actually. I mean, sure I'd see if it went anywhere if she was single, but she's not so I don't give a fark.

Funny thing is, I've had a variant of this situation happen to me before. I was in a few classes with a completely different woman years ago, and apparently because she talked about me a fair bit, her husband tried to come kill me. Like actually waiting outside my apartment in the parking lot, which luckily for me I didn't go anywhere that night. Found out like six months later when she told me. Kind of amusing actually, you know, once he wasn't trying to kill me. I've never provoked that kind of response in someone before. On the other hand, I was pissed off because I wasn't even farking her, and as I see it, if someone is going to kill me for banging his wife I'd like to actually be doing it, you know?

So, anyone got any more Tales of Boring White People?
2012-12-08 12:42:45 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: Let me guess: her fiance is thinking "God, when did she become so clingy? I wish GAT_00 would take her out once in a while just to give me a break."


I wondered if the dude wrote that but it sounded like her. By the way, in case anyone is wondering, yes I'm aware this whole thing is absurd and stupid and more than a little high school. I've just never tactfully learned how to try to tell someone they are ruining their own life by wrapping themselves up in a cocoon that 10 years from now they're going to hate themselves for.

Elandriel: Oh. I can't help but wonder if it's not you she's worried about as much as herself.


Hell if I know. There is some subtext that if I chose to read it that way that could mean that. It's also the most logical outcome that a woman who wants to throw herself at me is engaged because that's just my life.

Anyway, didn't mean to jack a now green thread with incredibly mundane and stupid shiat.
2012-12-08 12:22:38 AM
1 votes:

Elzar: Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?


Subtle innuendo.

Genevieve Marie: I feel really terrible for both of these kids. Their dad wrote a book called "Raising a G Rated Kid in an X Rated World". I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he's an authoritarian douchebag who's doing his level best to raise one miniature version of himself, and one subserviant girl who will grow up to be an obedient wife to another version of himself.

All I can really hope for these kids is that they get enough distance to think through these ideas themselves eventually. If they willfully choose to be like this as adults... well, more power to them I guess. But I tend to think these households are not actually very happy ones.


The brother is gay and can't out himself. Once these kids get out of the house and away from their parents it will be a disaster.
2012-12-07 11:03:53 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: "Saige?" Really?


I'd consider her an ingredient in my sausage stuffing. 

/ likes it with fennel too... and a hot Yoo-Hoo bottle
2012-12-07 09:57:50 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: Okay. I'm game. What did she do?


This is going to be a little vague. I have no reason to believe either her or her fiancee read this site, but no reason to risk it.

There's an absurdly big Christmas store down here, and my decoration collection is pretty small. We were talking about decorating for Christmas (and I should note here this woman is Church of Christ and yes she's a good friend of mine) and I mentioned that I wanted to head over there later in the week and invited her along. That morning I get a text that basically says she can't go because it would be "disrespectful" to her fiance to be around another guy without apparently him around. I more or less said 'what in the fark are you talking about' and I got back that she wants to be some kind of perfect fiance and ever be alone with a guy in any situation.

Like I said, I swear this text exchange came from farking Victorian England. And I'm pissed off because I read between the lines that she's afraid I'd try something which I think is incredibly insulting. I don't particularly want to tell her off on those terms, but I can't think of how to possibly say tactfully that you're insane and I'm incredibly insulted.
 
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