Mock26: Sentencing for murder should be based on the remaining life expectancy of the victim. So, kill newborn baby boy, get 75.6 years in prison. Kill a 75 year old man, get 0.6 years in freedom. Anyone over the life expectancy is a freebie.:-D
phrawgh: As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
BigLuca: Demitrios Matsoukatidis, 67, pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter today for the death of 89-year-old Aldama Lizardo...I wish my last name was Lizardo... :-(
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