If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NYPost)   You're driving drunk, you mow down an elderly man in the street and you get 5 years probation. Sounds about right   (nypost.com) divider line 7
    More: Asinine, vehicular manslaughter, ignition interlocks, Manx consorts, Astoria, sport utility vehicles, Demitrios Matsoukatidis  
•       •       •

5076 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2012 at 10:33 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-12-08 12:58:44 AM
1 votes:

Mock26: Sentencing for murder should be based on the remaining life expectancy of the victim. So, kill newborn baby boy, get 75.6 years in prison. Kill a 75 year old man, get 0.6 years in freedom. Anyone over the life expectancy is a freebie.

:-D


OK....but what if you kill a 97-year old man? You have some extra time you can cash in if you commit other crimes?
2012-12-07 11:54:49 PM
1 votes:
Death Race 2012! People, we're talking about points here.
2012-12-07 11:01:29 PM
1 votes:

phrawgh: As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.


For a while the city of Pittsburgh was on a jaywalking crackdown. For good reason too because people around here really have no idea how to cross the street. Most of the time they just stroll out into traffic expecting cars to stop.
2012-12-07 10:56:10 PM
1 votes:
As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
2012-12-07 10:52:20 PM
1 votes:
If the driver had been carrying a quarter bag of weed, he would have gotten 10 years.
2012-12-07 10:52:03 PM
1 votes:

BigLuca: Demitrios Matsoukatidis, 67, pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter today for the death of 89-year-old Aldama Lizardo...

I wish my last name was Lizardo... :-(


www.toptenz.net
2012-12-07 10:40:45 PM
1 votes:
What was the perp's name, Laura Bush?
 
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report