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(Seattle Times)   Boy, 14, pleads guilty to groping scantily-clad barista. (Ah, boys will be boys.) AND a woman at church. (Okay, that's disturbing.) AND breaking into an elderly woman's home. (That's a little much.) AND breaking a dog's leg. (BAD SEED)   (seattletimes.com) divider line 26
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2012-12-07 05:01:50 PM
4 votes:
"Sounds like... an excitable boy."
www.rockband.com
2012-12-07 09:44:56 PM
3 votes:

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Could you narrow down your location in your profile? I want to make sure I never personally know you.
2012-12-07 10:56:01 PM
2 votes:

Harry_Seldon: I am not saying the scantily clad barista was asking for it...


That thread is in the Politics Tab.
2012-12-07 10:37:55 PM
2 votes:

bratface: What is IIRC ??


I intentionally read Cosmo.
2012-12-07 09:53:44 PM
2 votes:

Kittypie070: So....it's morally worse to break a dog's leg than to grope-without-permission human females?

Is this what a few of you are telling me?


Well, groping the dog is certainly no fun.
2012-12-07 09:49:05 PM
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian


danieb.com

"Testify."
2012-12-07 09:26:23 PM
2 votes:
He like his women the way he likes his coffee: within easy reach at the coffee shack.
2012-12-07 08:55:57 PM
2 votes:

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


www.smokinhotespresso.com?
2012-12-08 03:19:38 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: GranoblasticMan: Kittypie070: Me just Kitty.

There is no such thing as "just kitty."

Kitties know no justice. Only ruthless vengeance.

And patience. Inhuman patience.


*brbl*

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2012-12-08 12:15:41 AM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Me just Kitty.


There is no such thing as "just kitty."

Kitties know no justice. Only ruthless vengeance.
2012-12-07 11:43:13 PM
1 votes:

boyvoyeur: Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.

Need a wider circle of friends


Yeah, more human shields that way.
2012-12-07 11:41:42 PM
1 votes:

Crudbucket: What are you talking about, you are not a liter you are a liar.


Oh, wow. That was a very intelligent prank.... by someone anonymous. Too bad whoever gifted me TF didn't take credit.
2012-12-07 10:53:33 PM
1 votes:
The real question everyone should be asking: was he smoking the wacky-tobaccy?
2012-12-07 10:45:04 PM
1 votes:

Overbaked: Dad, do I have to tip after I cop a feel? Or should I tithe 15%?


Just the tip?
2012-12-07 10:44:31 PM
1 votes:

Overbaked: Dad, do I have to tip after I cop a feel? Or should I tithe 15%?


You should tip 20% after a grope. Unless she presses charges, of course. You shouldn't tip more than 10% if you're arrested.
2012-12-07 10:36:40 PM
1 votes:

p the boiler: bratface: Jedekai: bratface: OT.
Where is the 'Weird News Quiz' for today/this week?

HOTY season. IIRC, Unfreakable runs that too. They're kind of busy this time of year.

/Was nominated once. Only have 2 Greenlights after 6 years. Only posted about 30 links, so, hey - I think I'm batting a pretty good average.

I'm new, HOTY is Headline of the Year? What is IIRC ??

If I Remember Correctly


I don't have a good memory, nor do I have a good memory.
2012-12-07 10:29:37 PM
1 votes:

silly season: Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.

Could you narrow down your location in your profile? I want to make sure I never personally know you.


Especially since he's probably the serial killer.
2012-12-07 10:24:58 PM
1 votes:

p the boiler: buckler: Indubitably: Indubitably: Kittypie070: So....it's morally worse to break a dog's leg than to grope-without-permission human females?

Is this what a few of you are telling me?

I am not an alt ever...

I am Indubitably.

You?

To curl

WTF is this "To X" meme? Where did that come from?

All I know is Indubitably creeps me out.


I've considered putting Indubitably on Ignore, and I've never put ANYONE on Ignore yet. His random, unfunny, irrelevant posts and his tendency to be the only one to reply to his own posts annoys me. He seems harmless, but don't they all?

He was a quiet man...kept mostly to himself
2012-12-07 10:12:40 PM
1 votes:
I am disappoint. Not enough baristas.

www.jaunted.comwww.jaunted.com
www.blogcdn.com

I'll respect you in the morning, just use more whipped cream:
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.nykola.com
www.bikini-baristas.com
2012-12-07 10:03:03 PM
1 votes:

buckler: Indubitably: Indubitably: Kittypie070: So....it's morally worse to break a dog's leg than to grope-without-permission human females?

Is this what a few of you are telling me?

I am not an alt ever...

I am Indubitably.

You?

To curl

WTF is this "To X" meme? Where did that come from?


All I know is Indubitably creeps me out.
2012-12-07 09:45:48 PM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Murder victimS?!? What the fark? I kinda knew (as in I knew who she was) one girl who was killed in a random shooting, but I honestly do not personally know anyone who was murdered. Additionally, I was born and raised (and still live) on the South Side of Chicago...
2012-12-07 09:29:42 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


You think he's white just because he didn't also stab someone over getting the wrong order at Burger King? Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude.
2012-12-07 09:27:20 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.

Some women just rape easy.


You said rape twice in that post.
2012-12-07 08:29:14 PM
1 votes:
C'mon, it was only a Chihuaha.
2012-12-07 06:53:14 PM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Some women just rape easy.
2012-12-07 05:39:34 PM
1 votes:
Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.
 
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