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(Seattle Times)   Boy, 14, pleads guilty to groping scantily-clad barista. (Ah, boys will be boys.) AND a woman at church. (Okay, that's disturbing.) AND breaking into an elderly woman's home. (That's a little much.) AND breaking a dog's leg. (BAD SEED)   (seattletimes.com) divider line 147
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2012-12-07 05:01:50 PM  
"Sounds like... an excitable boy."
www.rockband.com
 
2012-12-07 05:22:22 PM  
I would not be surprised if he was a bed-wetter and fire starter too.
 
2012-12-07 05:39:34 PM  
Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.
 
2012-12-07 06:01:11 PM  
Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?
 
2012-12-07 06:26:55 PM  

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


Iffy. Subby if right, he is a bad seed..
 
2012-12-07 06:43:17 PM  
The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.
 
2012-12-07 06:47:44 PM  

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.
 
2012-12-07 06:49:34 PM  

kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.


I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.
 
2012-12-07 06:51:40 PM  

The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.


With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)
 
2012-12-07 06:53:14 PM  

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Some women just rape easy.
 
2012-12-07 06:53:39 PM  

kingoomieiii: when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


Yeah, that may have been it.
 
2012-12-07 08:09:45 PM  

The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.


That area is mostly Mexican + Catholic church, chihuahua, disrespect for women= ?
 
2012-12-07 08:29:14 PM  
C'mon, it was only a Chihuaha.
 
2012-12-07 08:47:54 PM  

phlegmmo: "Sounds like... an excitable boy."
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And that's it, folks.
 
2012-12-07 08:55:57 PM  

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


www.smokinhotespresso.com?
 
2012-12-07 08:56:53 PM  

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


THIS and

jaylectricity: C'mon, it was only a Chihuaha.


THIS

/that?
 
2012-12-07 09:26:23 PM  
He like his women the way he likes his coffee: within easy reach at the coffee shack.
 
2012-12-07 09:27:11 PM  

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


No. Obviously, they should let the unwelcome gropings of a disturbed 14 year old boy color every facet of their lives from this day forward. This is the most defining moment in their lives.
 
2012-12-07 09:27:20 PM  

AbbeySomeone: kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.

Some women just rape easy.


You said rape twice in that post.
 
2012-12-07 09:27:21 PM  
To teach hard lessons
 
2012-12-07 09:28:52 PM  

BronyMedic: Some women just rape easy.

You said rape twice in that post.


LOL.
 
2012-12-07 09:29:15 PM  

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Oh please. Did you miss the repeated detail that the barista was scantily-clad? She was obviously asking for it.
 
2012-12-07 09:29:42 PM  

The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?


You think he's white just because he didn't also stab someone over getting the wrong order at Burger King? Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude.
 
2012-12-07 09:30:43 PM  
OT.
Where is the 'Weird News Quiz' for today/this week?
 
2012-12-07 09:32:23 PM  
To misplace
 
2012-12-07 09:32:33 PM  
Authorities say the boy was awaiting his juvenile trail on the groping charges at the church when he took his mother's minivan and drove up to the Moulin Brew coffee in Yakima, where he crawled through the window and began groping the lone barista on duty.

There used to be place, Java Girls(?), that had their baristas on a couple of web cams. It would have been pretty good video if it had happen to such a place.
 
2012-12-07 09:33:00 PM  

kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.
 
2012-12-07 09:33:12 PM  

kingoomieiii: The "boys will be boys" excuse for sexual assault is what people mean when they talk about 'rape culture', the pervasive sentiment that abused and humiliated women should just 'get over it'.


Of course, these are usually the same people who follow that up with, "at least he'll get what he deserves in prison."
 
2012-12-07 09:33:55 PM  
P.S. This shut is borderline slander, man.

P.P.S. Prepare for broken backs, for my knee is hungry...
 
2012-12-07 09:34:10 PM  
So, let's break his femur. Or both.
 
2012-12-07 09:34:45 PM  

Indubitably: P.S. This shut is borderline slander, man.

P.P.S. Prepare for broken backs, for my knee is hungry...


P.P.P.S. To lawyer?
 
2012-12-07 09:34:45 PM  
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RIP Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


/got nuthin
 
2012-12-07 09:35:04 PM  

kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.

With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)


bingo! crazy white boy heading to hell in a handbasket at 110MPH. i too get the feeling he's a cracker / white cloud / oreo stuffing / honky type. grabbing ass is one thing, but when you throw in animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian future serial killer. oh yeah.
 
2012-12-07 09:35:29 PM  

bratface: OT.
Where is the 'Weird News Quiz' for today/this week?


HOTY season. IIRC, Unfreakable runs that too. They're kind of busy this time of year.

/Was nominated once. Only have 2 Greenlights after 6 years. Only posted about 30 links, so, hey - I think I'm batting a pretty good average.
 
2012-12-07 09:36:52 PM  

KrispyKritter: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: kingoomieiii: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

Apparently Toppenish is like 30% white.

I don't know why, but his particular set of crimes made me think he was white. I guess it's wrong that I lean one way or the other in reality.

With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

bingo! crazy white boy heading to hell in a handbasket at 110MPH. i too get the feeling he's a cracker / white cloud / oreo stuffing / honky type. grabbing ass is one thing, but when you throw in animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian future serial killer. oh yeah.

To dance

 
2012-12-07 09:38:26 PM  
I think that Indubitably is always stoned out of his mind whenever he posts, so that it only makes sense in the grand scheme of things to himself.

Better living through pharmacology.
 
2012-12-07 09:39:44 PM  
sociopath?
 
2012-12-07 09:40:09 PM  
Defamation culture

/I'm coining it
 
2012-12-07 09:40:45 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Muthaship: Is it bad that I'm somehow pretty sure he's white?

You think he's white just because he didn't also stab someone over getting the wrong order at Burger King? Yeah, that's pretty bad, dude.


Oh you're one of those "black people are crazier than white people" people.
 
2012-12-07 09:41:37 PM  
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2012-12-07 09:41:49 PM  
when he took his mother's minivan and drove up to the Moulin Brew coffee in Yakima, where he crawled through the window and began groping the lone barista on duty.

Jesus, I saw the "groping scantily clad barista" part in the headline and assumed it was more of a "discreet" attempt at copping a feel (not that that makes it okay by any means). If that little motherf*cker CRAWLED out of the car basically into the barista's booth to do it, considering that's a scarily aggressive move, this kid is a serious danger to society. Boys will be boys my ass.
 
2012-12-07 09:41:59 PM  
We'll be hearing about this animal again I'm sure.
 
2012-12-07 09:42:05 PM  
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Don't you be a bad boy, Johnny.
 
2012-12-07 09:44:18 PM  
Why would he break an elderly woman's leg?
 
2012-12-07 09:44:56 PM  

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Could you narrow down your location in your profile? I want to make sure I never personally know you.
 
2012-12-07 09:45:48 PM  

Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.


Murder victimS?!? What the fark? I kinda knew (as in I knew who she was) one girl who was killed in a random shooting, but I honestly do not personally know anyone who was murdered. Additionally, I was born and raised (and still live) on the South Side of Chicago...
 
2012-12-07 09:46:30 PM  
and what has he done that they haven't caught him at?
 
2012-12-07 09:48:47 PM  

grokca: Without a picture of a scantily clad barista I can't decide how I feel about this.


Exactly my feelings on the matter.
 
2012-12-07 09:49:05 PM  

KrispyKritter: animal abuse it just reeks of crazyass caucasian


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"Testify."
 
2012-12-07 09:50:15 PM  

fat_free: Happy Hours: kingoomieiii: With one major exception, when I think animal abuse I think 'white kid'. (Also, serial killer.)

Would it help if I told you that 50% of murder victims that I have known personally were killed by serial killers who happened to be black?

The other murder victim I personally knew was killed by a white guy, but he wasn't a serial killer.

Murder victimS?!? What the fark? I kinda knew (as in I knew who she was) one girl who was killed in a random shooting, but I honestly do not personally know anyone who was murdered. Additionally, I was born and raised (and still live) on the South Side of Chicago...


I know two people who were shot and killed. Law of averages: certain # of people killed, eventually you're bound to know someone.
 
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