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2012-12-07 04:52:46 PM  
Right, because she clearly has a lot going for her other than her body.
 
2012-12-07 04:54:47 PM  
'I'm Going To Be More Cautious About Choosing Films'

Translation: 'No one is asking me to be in any films'
 
2012-12-07 04:55:49 PM  
They haven't remade Even Cowgirls Get the Blues in a while...for some reason I think she'd be a natural.
 
2012-12-07 04:57:35 PM  
I give her one and half thumbs up
 
2012-12-07 04:57:59 PM  

netizencain: I give her one and half thumbs up


you'd still hit it
 
2012-12-07 04:59:25 PM  
Which means she's going to stop being a fantasy object in trash like The Transformers movies. Now she's only going to be a fantasy object in serious movies like This is 40.

Good luck explaining those tattoos to Noah, as well.
 
2012-12-07 05:04:31 PM  
I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Link
 
2012-12-07 05:04:51 PM  
"I'm too in love with Noah and I don't want to be away from him. I don't want to be at the gym, I just want to be home."

I predict Noah will write about her and her wire hangers in a autobiography of his childhood.
 
2012-12-07 05:08:16 PM  
Now now, say what you like about Megan Fox, but she does seem to take herself and her career seriously, even if no one else does. This is not the first time she's said something like this.

And if anyone had bothered to RTFA (ha!), she's talking about doing nudie scenes or things that might embarrass her kid when he gets old enough to realize who she is. Nothing wrong with that.
 
2012-12-07 05:18:39 PM  

cryinoutloud: And if anyone had bothered to RTFA (ha!), she's talking about doing nudie scenes or things that might embarrass her kid when he gets old enough to realize who she is. Nothing wrong with that.


The problem is without the obvious putting-it-out-there, she is talentless. To put it another way, Noah is going to be far more embarrassed by the non-sexploitation scenes than anything her jigglies have done.
 
2012-12-07 05:20:41 PM  
few things i hate more than whores who try to be virgins because they spat out a crotchfruit. she can delude herself as much as she wants. still the day will come when Baby Boy will be old enough to know Hollywood success means sucking dick better than any hooker on the Boulevard (for starters), and that his momma is not much more than scooter trash. the entertainment industry is a filthy dirty affair on a good day.
 
2012-12-07 05:20:50 PM  

reft: I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x903]

Link


Besides the nosejob, she looks mostly the same throughout those pictures with different makeup and some aging.
 
2012-12-07 05:22:01 PM  

wholedamnshow: reft: I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x903]

Link

Besides the nosejob, she looks mostly the same throughout those pictures with different makeup and some aging.


and surprisingly similar to someone's home schooled wife, its uncanny.
 
2012-12-07 05:25:33 PM  

abhorrent1: Translation: 'No one is asking me to be in any films'


You say that as if Megan Fox isn't cast for her thespian talents.
 
2012-12-07 05:25:56 PM  
Megan Fox to be more cautious about choosing films. Does this mean that "Vapid Car-Washing Skank: The Movie" is officially off?

No. It will mean that "Vapid Car-Washing Skank 2: Electric Boogaloo" may be off though.
 
2012-12-07 05:27:50 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: abhorrent1: Translation: 'No one is asking me to be in any films'

You say that as if Megan Fox isn't cast for her thespian talents.


id cast her in a film for her lesbian talents

/i reads what i wants to reads
 
2012-12-07 05:30:31 PM  
It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby

Fixed that to apply to all women. Well, at least my wife.
 
2012-12-07 05:35:15 PM  
I'd let her wash my car.
Because my car is very dirty.
It could also use a good vacuuming, if you know what I mean.
None of these statements are intended as double entendres. 
I just have a dirty car.
 
2012-12-07 05:38:19 PM  

cryinoutloud: ...she's talking about doing nudie scenes or things that might embarrass her kid when he gets old enough to realize who she is. Nothing wrong with that.


umm,,okay,, but she has already done nude scenes,,,

/confused
 
2012-12-07 05:46:27 PM  

KrispyKritter: few things i hate more than whores who try to be virgins because they spat out a crotchfruit. she can delude herself as much as she wants. still the day will come when Baby Boy will be old enough to know Hollywood success means sucking dick better than any hooker on the Boulevard (for starters), and that his momma is not much more than scooter trash. the entertainment industry is a filthy dirty affair on a good day.


I so impressed by your eloquence I clicked your profile to find that you are even more of a ray of sunshine than I had expected! Keep up the positive attitude, I bet it really gets you places.
 
2012-12-07 05:57:55 PM  

lockers: The problem is without the obvious putting-it-out-there, she is talentless. To put it another way, Noah is going to be far more embarrassed by the non-sexploitation scenes than anything her jigglies have done.


So I've heard--that she's a terrible actress. But still, nothing wrong with at least trying to take the high road.

tinyarena:
umm,,okay,, but she has already done nude scenes,,,
/confused


I don't think so. There's some fakes out there, and I see by a quick GIS that the paparazzi caught her topless somewhere, but I think all she's done is some of those "artsy" Maxim poses, And everyone does those, far as I can tell. Every young actress I've ever heard of has appeared in Maxim in her underwear. 

Maybe she is all nekkid somewhere, I don't pay that much attention to her. But she seems to be serious about not flashing her body all over the place. She threatened to sue a website that had some (good) photoshopped nudes of her.
 
2012-12-07 06:07:57 PM  

BumpInTheNight: wholedamnshow: reft: I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x903]

Link

Besides the nosejob, she looks mostly the same throughout those pictures with different makeup and some aging.

and surprisingly similar to someone's home schooled wife, its uncanny.



Maybe it's the three beers I've already had. but I'm not sure what you're saying.
 
2012-12-07 06:09:24 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: abhorrent1: Translation: 'No one is asking me to be in any films'

You say that as if Megan Fox isn't cast for her thespian talents.


To be honest, I can't say. I haven't seen any of the transformers movies. I've meant too but never got around to it. probably see them when they show up on SyFy. And the while the TV shows she has been in I'm aware of, I can honestly say I haven't seen any of them. I don't really watch network shows though. So unless she's been in something on A&E, MILT, History or Discovery channel type shows, I guess I've never actually seen her in anything.
 
2012-12-07 06:13:16 PM  

KrispyKritter: few things i hate more than whores who try to be virgins because they spat out a crotchfruit. she can delude herself as much as she wants. still the day will come when Baby Boy will be old enough to know Hollywood success means sucking dick better than any hooker on the Boulevard (for starters), and that his momma is not much more than scooter trash. the entertainment industry is a filthy dirty affair on a good day.


I think Megan Fox is awesome. Even before motherhood, you NEVER heard of her spilling out of a car with her vag on display, or stumbling out of a club drunk off her ass. You never saw any pics of her with suspicious white powder around her nostrils or being accused of stealing from Rodeo Drive boutiques. She was never on TMZ because of her feuds with celebutards or socialites. No sex tapes, no hopping from one guy to the next over and over. She has been with Brian Austin Green for almost her entire adult life.

She speaks her mind, doesn't take herself too seriously and owns up to her mistakes (she has been getting her tattoos lasered off for months now.)

While I don't think she is any great actress or anything, and I agree that she needed NO plastic surgery and looked cuter before, she is one of the better stories in Hollywood--in that she is NO story. She makes movies, poses for pictures and isn't determined to be all over the web and the gossip rags all the time.
 
2012-12-07 06:13:44 PM  

wholedamnshow: BumpInTheNight: wholedamnshow: reft: I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x903]

Link

Besides the nosejob, she looks mostly the same throughout those pictures with different makeup and some aging.

and surprisingly similar to someone's home schooled wife, its uncanny.


Maybe it's the three beers I've already had. but I'm not sure what you're saying.


Sorry its a farkism, there's a certain picture that floated around repeatedly on fark featuring someone's supposed homeschooled wife and its somewhat similar. a GIS of 'fark.com homeschooled wife' still has it popping up often among the top results.
 
2012-12-07 06:14:16 PM  
I don't understand why more American actors don't do plays in between movie gigs. It seems like British actors always go between one and the other. Megan really needs to work on her acting and theater should help her.
 
2012-12-07 06:19:24 PM  
Megan Fox deciding to do serious movies, and never show off her body, is like a top fuel funny-car deciding to only take kids to soccer practice and never speed.
 
2012-12-07 06:23:03 PM  

MrEricSir: Right, because she clearly has a lot going for her other than her body.


It is amazing to me that "actors" of Ms. Fox's ilk are actually naive enough to think they are landing roles based on their acting prowess. I'm sure her agent will disabuse her of this notion of being "choosy" about the roles she'll take, as she's only a couple years away from eating a Carl's Jr hamburger on an automobile.
 
2012-12-07 06:25:54 PM  

BumpInTheNight: wholedamnshow: BumpInTheNight: wholedamnshow: reft: I still think she was cuter before all her surgery:
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x903]

Link

Besides the nosejob, she looks mostly the same throughout those pictures with different makeup and some aging.

and surprisingly similar to someone's home schooled wife, its uncanny.


Maybe it's the three beers I've already had. but I'm not sure what you're saying.

Sorry its a farkism, there's a certain picture that floated around repeatedly on fark featuring someone's supposed homeschooled wife and its somewhat similar. a GIS of 'fark.com homeschooled wife' still has it popping up often among the top results.


Ah yes, it was the three beers. I remember that very clearly now.
 
2012-12-07 06:28:51 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties:
I think Megan Fox is awesome. Even before motherhood, you NEVER heard of her spilling out of a car with her vag on display, or stumbling out of a club drunk off her ass. You never saw any pics of her with suspicious white powder around her nostrils or being accused of stealing from Rodeo Drive boutiques. She was never on TMZ because of her feuds with celebutards or socialites. No sex tapes, no hopping from one guy to the next over and over. She has been with Brian Austin Green for almost her entire adult life.

She speaks her mind, doesn't take herself too seriously and owns up to her mistakes (she has been getting her tattoos lasered off for months now.)

While I don't think she is any great actress or anything, and I agree that she needed NO plastic surgery and looked cuter before, she is one of the better stories in Hollywood--in that she is NO story. She makes movies, poses for pictures and isn't determined to be all over the web and the gossip rags all the time.


So, to sum up, an actress who doesnt steal or act whorish, can't act her way out of a bag and is made of as much plastic as a mid 90's reebok, deserves more praise in the realm of actresses.
 
2012-12-07 06:47:57 PM  

cryinoutloud: and I see by a quick GIS that the paparazzi caught her topless somewhere,


That was a scene for Jennifer's Body, and she was wearing fleshtone nipple cover thingies, like circular dream-killing tape of some sort. I have studied this topic extensively. Verdict: technically not topless.
 
2012-12-07 06:48:24 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: AdolfOliverPanties:
I think Megan Fox is awesome. Even before motherhood, you NEVER heard of her spilling out of a car with her vag on display, or stumbling out of a club drunk off her ass. You never saw any pics of her with suspicious white powder around her nostrils or being accused of stealing from Rodeo Drive boutiques. She was never on TMZ because of her feuds with celebutards or socialites. No sex tapes, no hopping from one guy to the next over and over. She has been with Brian Austin Green for almost her entire adult life.

She speaks her mind, doesn't take herself too seriously and owns up to her mistakes (she has been getting her tattoos lasered off for months now.)

While I don't think she is any great actress or anything, and I agree that she needed NO plastic surgery and looked cuter before, she is one of the better stories in Hollywood--in that she is NO story. She makes movies, poses for pictures and isn't determined to be all over the web and the gossip rags all the time.

So, to sum up, an actress who doesnt steal or act whorish, can't act her way out of a bag and is made of as much plastic as a mid 90's reebok, deserves more praise in the realm of actresses.


No, but she should be respected for being a better human being, and not letting fame or money go to her head. Even some great actors or actresses can be assholes.
 
2012-12-07 06:53:46 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: So, to sum up, an actress who doesnt steal or act whorish, can't act her way out of a bag and is made of as much plastic as a mid 90's reebok, deserves more praise in the realm of actresses.


Ah, the anger of internet nerds when a woman says she won't get naked for public consumption--We could power the world on it.
 
2012-12-07 07:00:52 PM  

tinyarena: cryinoutloud: ...she's talking about doing nudie scenes or things that might embarrass her kid when he gets old enough to realize who she is. Nothing wrong with that.

umm,,okay,, but she has already done nude scenes,,,

/confused


Maybe she thinks she can un-internet those scenes.
 
2012-12-07 07:02:36 PM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: AdolfOliverPanties:
I think Megan Fox is awesome. Even before motherhood, you NEVER heard of her spilling out of a car with her vag on display, or stumbling out of a club drunk off her ass. You never saw any pics of her with suspicious white powder around her nostrils or being accused of stealing from Rodeo Drive boutiques. She was never on TMZ because of her feuds with celebutards or socialites. No sex tapes, no hopping from one guy to the next over and over. She has been with Brian Austin Green for almost her entire adult life.

She speaks her mind, doesn't take herself too seriously and owns up to her mistakes (she has been getting her tattoos lasered off for months now.)

While I don't think she is any great actress or anything, and I agree that she needed NO plastic surgery and looked cuter before, she is one of the better stories in Hollywood--in that she is NO story. She makes movies, poses for pictures and isn't determined to be all over the web and the gossip rags all the time.

So, to sum up, an actress who doesnt steal or act whorish, can't act her way out of a bag and is made of as much plastic as a mid 90's reebok, deserves more praise in the realm of actresses.


No, dick for brains, she deserves praise in the realm of starlets or paparazzi fodder. I'm not comparing her to Meryl Streep for fark's sake.
 
2012-12-07 07:07:39 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: No, dick for brains, she deserves praise in the realm of starlets or paparazzi fodder. I'm not comparing her to Meryl Streep for fark's sake.



Pro Athlete Lauded For Being Decent Human Being
 
2012-12-07 07:09:53 PM  

impaler: AdolfOliverPanties: No, dick for brains, she deserves praise in the realm of starlets or paparazzi fodder. I'm not comparing her to Meryl Streep for fark's sake.


Pro Athlete Lauded For Being Decent Human Being


Maybe "praise" is too strong a word. She deserves non-scorn. And again, this is just in relation to others of her generation; the Lohan, the Hilton, the Kardashian...
 
2012-12-07 07:33:27 PM  

KrispyKritter: few things i hate more than whores who try to be virgins because they spat out a crotchfruit. she can delude herself as much as she wants. still the day will come when Baby Boy will be old enough to know Hollywood success means sucking dick better than any hooker on the Boulevard (for starters), and that his momma is not much more than scooter trash. the entertainment industry is a filthy dirty affair on a good day.


Ooh, someone's bitter!!

There's no evidence that Megan Fox is morally inferior to anyone else. All young actresses (and most young actors) are forced to navigate the sleazy bureaucracy of Hollywood producers and casting agents. It wasn't any better during the Golden Age of Hollywood, either. Joe Kennedy and Harry Cohn and Samuel Goldwyn and Darryl F. Zanuck were producers primarily for the pussy benefits.
 
2012-12-07 07:41:55 PM  
If she wants more movie roles then I'd get rid of those toe thumbs first.
 
2012-12-07 07:51:08 PM  
Dear Megan,

Kate Winslet and Halle Berry have appeared nude for roles. Both have won Oscars.

Think about it.

Thank you,
World

Cc: Jessica Alba
 
2012-12-07 07:59:20 PM  
Honestly, the nose job was a good call.
 
2012-12-07 08:00:45 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: KrispyKritter: few things i hate more than whores who try to be virgins because they spat out a crotchfruit. she can delude herself as much as she wants. still the day will come when Baby Boy will be old enough to know Hollywood success means sucking dick better than any hooker on the Boulevard (for starters), and that his momma is not much more than scooter trash. the entertainment industry is a filthy dirty affair on a good day.

I think Megan Fox is awesome. Even before motherhood, you NEVER heard of her spilling out of a car with her vag on display, or stumbling out of a club drunk off her ass. You never saw any pics of her with suspicious white powder around her nostrils or being accused of stealing from Rodeo Drive boutiques. She was never on TMZ because of her feuds with celebutards or socialites. No sex tapes, no hopping from one guy to the next over and over. She has been with Brian Austin Green for almost her entire adult life.

She speaks her mind, doesn't take herself too seriously and owns up to her mistakes (she has been getting her tattoos lasered off for months now.)

While I don't think she is any great actress or anything, and I agree that she needed NO plastic surgery and looked cuter before, she is one of the better stories in Hollywood--in that she is NO story. She makes movies, poses for pictures and isn't determined to be all over the web and the gossip rags all the time.


Can we all just agree that she's less vapid (and a better actress) than Kristen Stewart?
 
2012-12-07 08:03:12 PM  

fusillade762:
Can we all just agree that she's less vapid (and a better actress) than Kristen Stewart?


Katie Morgan is a better actress than Kristen Stewart, so it's not saying much.
 
2012-12-07 08:05:35 PM  

djkutch: Dear Megan,

Kate Winslet and Halle Berry have appeared nude for roles. Both have won Oscars.

Think about it.

Thank you,
World

Cc: Jessica Alba


See also: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, Penélope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Julie Christie, Jane Fonda, Jodie Foster, Faye Dunaway, Holly Hunter, Marisa Tomei, Charlize Theron...
 
2012-12-07 08:19:46 PM  
Skank? In all due respect, she's only dated (and married) a single dude... Brian Austin Greene, for the entire time that she's been in the public eye....
 
2012-12-07 08:20:38 PM  

fusillade762: djkutch: Dear Megan,

Kate Winslet and Halle Berry have appeared nude for roles. Both have won Oscars.

Think about it.

Thank you,
World

Cc: Jessica Alba

See also: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly, Penélope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Julie Christie, Jane Fonda, Jodie Foster, Faye Dunaway, Holly Hunter, Marisa Tomei, Charlize Theron...



Had no idea. After some googling, not bad. Not bad at all.
 
2012-12-07 08:21:40 PM  
Wasn't long ago Megan was THE It Girl. Now I'm walking into a knee-high body of hate.

Would Michael Bay be a FARKer?
 
2012-12-07 09:57:38 PM  
The people who claim she is not gorgeous are complete f*cking idiots.

Carry on.
 
2012-12-07 10:27:13 PM  

T.rex: Skank? In all due respect, she's only dated (and married) a single dude... Brian Austin Greene, for the entire time that she's been in the public eye....


That's the point. She hasn't slept with me. Therefore, she's a skank.
 
2012-12-07 10:57:10 PM  

MrEricSir: Right, because she clearly has a lot going for her other than her body.


I never thought I'd white-knight this coont...but I mean, really?

Number one, this chick gets most of her flak because she "can't act".

NEWSFLASH: most chicks who are hot can't act. That's why they are hot.

If you mean to tell me that 90% of hot female actresses got their role because of their amazing ability to engage the audience with their realistic portrayal of Marie Curie...I'd call BS on that real quick.

Look, the chick has a body, some tits, and a sultry look. If you say wouldn't fark it, you are a lying piece of shiat.

/personally, you damn well know u'd hit it
//more upsetting is that I grew up less than 25 miles from her, and I never got the chance to chuck one down the hall 'o shame
 
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