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(KATU)   And so it begins. First marijuana tours of Washington's Columbia River Gorge now taking reservations. BYO Cheetos   (katu.com) divider line 119
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2012-12-07 04:37:01 PM  
Just what we need - a bunch of high motherfarkers falling off Beacon Rock. That trail is sketchy enough without weed...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-07 04:39:39 PM  
That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.
 
2012-12-07 04:41:18 PM  
Hooray for carcinogen and fungus inhalation!
 
2012-12-07 04:53:18 PM  

netizencain: Hooray for carcinogen and fungus inhalation!


Yer harshin my mellow, dude.
 
2012-12-07 04:59:25 PM  
Sounds like a creative way to get a visit from the DEA. They barely tolerate medical marijuana. How hard do you think they will come down on any business that sets up shop to facilitate recreational use? Also, how do you supply a business like that and stay under the state possession limits? Have fun in prison.
 
2012-12-07 05:00:41 PM  

netizencain: Hooray for carcinogen and fungus inhalation!


"Through many detailed experiments, handily summarised in this recent article in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, scientists have discovered that various cannabinoids (both natural and synthetic) have a wide range of effects in the lab, including:

* Triggering cell death, through a mechanism called apoptosis
* Stopping cells from dividing
* Preventing new blood vessels from growing into tumours
* Reducing the chances of cancer cells spreading through the body, by stopping cells from moving or invading neighbouring tissue
* Speeding up the cell's internal 'waste disposal machine' - a process known as autophagy - which can lead to cell death

Link

/But please, thrill us with your acumen
 
2012-12-07 05:03:37 PM  

netizencain: Hooray for carcinogen and fungus inhalation!


Troll harder.
 
2012-12-07 05:16:14 PM  
"if you look out the left side of the van, you'll notice we're not in a van, or in a vehicle...wait...we're in my living room....i mean...i'm in my living room"
 
2012-12-07 05:17:02 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: "Through many detailed experiments, handily summarised in this recent article in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, scientists have discovered that various cannabinoids (both natural and synthetic) have a wide range of effects in the lab, including:

* Triggering cell death, through a mechanism called apoptosis
* Stopping cells from dividing
* Preventing new blood vessels from growing into tumours
* Reducing the chances of cancer cells spreading through the body, by stopping cells from moving or invading neighbouring tissue
* Speeding up the cell's internal 'waste disposal machine' - a process known as autophagy - which can lead to cell death



that is just freaking awesome! And it gets you high!
 
2012-12-07 05:19:21 PM  

EatTheWorld: thisisyourbrainonFark: "Through many detailed experiments, handily summarised in this recent article in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, scientists have discovered that various cannabinoids (both natural and synthetic) have a wide range of effects in the lab, including:

* Triggering cell death, through a mechanism called apoptosis
* Stopping cells from dividing
* Preventing new blood vessels from growing into tumours
* Reducing the chances of cancer cells spreading through the body, by stopping cells from moving or invading neighbouring tissue
* Speeding up the cell's internal 'waste disposal machine' - a process known as autophagy - which can lead to cell death


that is just freaking awesome! And it gets you high!


won't someone think of the sick children!
 
2012-12-07 05:20:14 PM  

EatTheWorld: thisisyourbrainonFark: "Through many detailed experiments, handily summarised in this recent article in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, scientists have discovered that various cannabinoids (both natural and synthetic) have a wide range of effects in the lab, including:

* Triggering cell death, through a mechanism called apoptosis
* Stopping cells from dividing
* Preventing new blood vessels from growing into tumours
* Reducing the chances of cancer cells spreading through the body, by stopping cells from moving or invading neighbouring tissue
* Speeding up the cell's internal 'waste disposal machine' - a process known as autophagy - which can lead to cell death


that is just freaking awesome! And it gets you high!


Sadly it appears it's strictly the cannaboid molecules the brainiacs are studying. Not the smoking, ingesting, whathaveyou. Still promising, me thinks.
 
2012-12-07 05:29:33 PM  

sammyk: Sounds like a creative way to get a visit from the DEA. They barely tolerate medical marijuana. How hard do you think they will come down on any business that sets up shop to facilitate recreational use? Also, how do you supply a business like that and stay under the state possession limits? Have fun in prison.


You're a real kick in the pants aren't ya?
 
2012-12-07 07:06:27 PM  
To awesome
 
2012-12-07 07:07:06 PM  
won't someone think of the rape??
 
2012-12-07 07:08:59 PM  
www.feistees.com



/I know that's Oregon
//Too high to care
 
2012-12-07 07:12:04 PM  

Elzar: Just what we need - a bunch of high motherfarkers falling off Beacon Rock. That trail is sketchy enough without weed...


I thought it had pretty good safety precautions in place both underfoot and in terms of railings, but yeah it is steep as hell and morons will fall off if high when climbing.

Climbed it last summer; one of many awesome things on that trip. I wish I could afford to go back every couple of years.
 
2012-12-07 07:12:57 PM  

sammyk: Sounds like a creative way to get a visit from the DEA. They barely tolerate medical marijuana. How hard do you think they will come down on any business that sets up shop to facilitate recreational use? Also, how do you supply a business like that and stay under the state possession limits? Have fun in prison.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-07 07:13:14 PM  
OK, if you'll look to your right, you'll see a weed. Off to your left, you'll see...well, another weed. They're pretty much all weeds. Hence the name.
 
2012-12-07 07:14:57 PM  
ZAZ

That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.

Well thankfully obamessiah is a drug user as well and would never persecute folks doing exactly what he did(does)


// can't legislate morality, right libs?
 
2012-12-07 07:18:29 PM  
hey, have you seen the gorge?

Ever seen the gorge, ON WEED!?
 
2012-12-07 07:18:44 PM  
It's still illegal to grow and distribute marijuana until the state sets up licensing and taxation guidelines, so for the next year he'll need a BYOBud policy rather than including it in the cost.
 
2012-12-07 07:20:52 PM  
 
2012-12-07 07:23:11 PM  
To legalize
 
2012-12-07 07:24:10 PM  

ZAZ: That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.


That was my first thought: just as 90% of the membership of the old CPUSA was FBI dorks, most of his reservations will be snapped up by DEA drones. Your tax dollars in action.

I cannot see the narcocrats ever giving up. They're still in thrall to Harry Anslinger's ghost.
 
2012-12-07 07:25:02 PM  
It's like a bar hopping charter bus except it involves more Cheetos and nobody has to piss in a bucket in the back seat.
 
2012-12-07 07:25:31 PM  
Why is he so sweaty?
 
2012-12-07 07:25:40 PM  
There aint nothing up here

you cant go to the gas station and buy it

aint nothing figured out
 
2012-12-07 07:26:25 PM  
No HERO tag?
 
2012-12-07 07:30:04 PM  

SpeedyBB: ZAZ: That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.

That was my first thought: just as 90% of the membership of the old CPUSA was FBI dorks, most of his reservations will be snapped up by DEA drones. Your tax dollars in action.

I cannot see the narcocrats ever giving up. They're still in thrall to Harry Anslinger's ghost.


Yes, we need to De-Anslinger now, and I mean NOW, stat, as it were, quite, just now, thank you, world...

De-Anslinger.

I like it.

Rinse and repeat.

Do it now.

Make peace.

It's a start...
 
2012-12-07 07:30:24 PM  

OnlyM3: ZAZ

That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.
Well thankfully obamessiah is a drug user as well and would never persecute folks doing exactly what he did(does). 


// can't legislate morality, right libs?


Well, except that his marijuana stances are one of several things actual liberals (as opposed to the centrists that compose most of the Democratic party) criticize him on fairly frequently. Y'know, kinda blowing the "Obamessiah" meme out of the water in the process?
 
2012-12-07 07:31:07 PM  
And it's high time they did.
 
2012-12-07 07:33:33 PM  

Indubitably: SpeedyBB: ZAZ: That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.

That was my first thought: just as 90% of the membership of the old CPUSA was FBI dorks, most of his reservations will be snapped up by DEA drones. Your tax dollars in action.

I cannot see the narcocrats ever giving up. They're still in thrall to Harry Anslinger's ghost.

Yes, we need to De-Anslinger now, and I mean NOW, stat, as it were, quite, just now, thank you, world...

De-Anslinger.

I like it.

Rinse and repeat.

Do it now.

Make peace.

It's a start...


P.S. All taxes associated with legalize should fund early education efforts, i.e. preschools. Feed the children and protect them always from harm...
 
2012-12-07 07:35:00 PM  

OnlyM3: // can't legislate morality, right libs?


NotSureIfSerious.jpg
 
2012-12-07 07:36:12 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: SpeedyBB: ZAZ: That's daring the feds to come and get him. He's promoting marijuana use a lot more than concert organizers targeted by the RAVE act. He'd better be too poor to make asset forfeiture worthwhile.

That was my first thought: just as 90% of the membership of the old CPUSA was FBI dorks, most of his reservations will be snapped up by DEA drones. Your tax dollars in action.

I cannot see the narcocrats ever giving up. They're still in thrall to Harry Anslinger's ghost.

Yes, we need to De-Anslinger now, and I mean NOW, stat, as it were, quite, just now, thank you, world...

De-Anslinger.

I like it.

Rinse and repeat.

Do it now.

Make peace.

It's a start...

P.S. All taxes associated with legalize should fund early education efforts, i.e. preschools. Feed the children and protect them always from harm...


P.P.S. This needs to be more American than killing people in foreign lands or putting them in prison for living, yo. Fund it now.
 
2012-12-07 07:38:00 PM  

fatassbastard: OnlyM3: // can't legislate morality, right libs?

NotSureIfSerious.jpg


To reply to OnlyM3 embed: Seriously? How's yer Blue Law, Constable?
 
2012-12-07 07:38:36 PM  
*snikt*
 
2012-12-07 07:41:00 PM  
Deft use of the Spliffy tag, fo drizzle.
 
2012-12-07 07:44:08 PM  

OnlyM3: Well thankfully obamessiah is a drug user as well and would never persecute folks doing exactly what he did(does).
// can't legislate morality, right libs?


Are you an idiot?

OnlyM3

Oh yeah right. Carry on.
 
2012-12-07 07:44:38 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: netizencain: Hooray for carcinogen and fungus inhalation!

"Through many detailed experiments, handily summarised in this recent article in the journal Nature Reviews Cancer, scientists have discovered that various cannabinoids (both natural and synthetic) have a wide range of effects in the lab, including:

* Triggering cell death, through a mechanism called apoptosis
* Stopping cells from dividing
* Preventing new blood vessels from growing into tumours
* Reducing the chances of cancer cells spreading through the body, by stopping cells from moving or invading neighbouring tissue
* Speeding up the cell's internal 'waste disposal machine' - a process known as autophagy - which can lead to cell death

Link

/But please, thrill us with your acumen

But claims that this body of preclinical research is solid "proof" that cannabis or cannabinoids can cure cancer is highly misleading to patients and their families, and builds a false picture of the state of progress in this area.

For example, some researchers have found that although high doses of THC can kill cancer cells, they also harm crucial blood vessel cells, although this may help their anti-cancer effect by preventing blood vessels growing into a tumour. And under some circumstances, cannabinoids can actually encourage cancer cells to grow, or have different effects depending on the dosage and levels of cannabinoid receptors present on the cancer cells. [Edited for clarity and to add reference - KA 27/07/12]

Furthermore, cancer cells can develop resistance to cannabinoids and start growing again, although this can be got round by blocking a certain molecular pathway in the cells known as ALK.

The biggest issue is that there isn't enough evidence to show that they can treat cancer in people, although research is still ongoing around the world.

 
2012-12-07 07:45:06 PM  

LordJiro: Well, except that his marijuana stances are one of several things actual liberals (as opposed to the centrists that compose most of the Democratic party) criticize him on fairly frequently. Y'know, kinda blowing the "Obamessiah" meme out of the water in the process?


Yeah, the liberals are really tough on Obama; you can tell because they ran a primary challenge against him in order to force him to address their issues.
 
2012-12-07 07:45:21 PM  

sammyk: Sounds like a creative way to get a visit from the DEA. They barely tolerate medical marijuana. How hard do you think they will come down on any business that sets up shop to facilitate recreational use? Also, how do you supply a business like that and stay under the state possession limits? Have fun in prison.


Well, if it's a corporation, then obviously the corporation is simply fined, since you can't arrest a corporation. Hey, it worked for the bankers.

/Washington resident
//Not a pothead
 
2012-12-07 07:45:49 PM  

OnlyM3: // can't legislate morality, right libs?


Doesn't stop the right from trying constantly.
 
2012-12-07 07:47:35 PM  
Were do I file to get Concession stand?
 
2012-12-07 07:47:49 PM  
Recent tour photo.
www.epmonthly.com
 
2012-12-07 07:48:32 PM  

fusillade762: OnlyM3: // can't legislate morality, right libs?

Doesn't stop the right from trying constantly.


What's morality got to do with this?
 
2012-12-07 07:48:37 PM  
You can almost feel the first cracks in the dam opening.
 
2012-12-07 07:49:20 PM  
Just Imagine the impotent rage the conservative cops must feel now when they cant harass and imprison peaceful pot smokers anymore! LOL

Suck it, piggies, and the rest of you dumb fu*ks who still think prohibition is a good idea.

/Wish I could smoke
 
2012-12-07 07:50:49 PM  

D_Evans45: Just Imagine the impotent rage the conservative cops must feel now when they cant harass and imprison peaceful pot smokers anymore! LOL

Suck it, piggies, and the rest of you dumb fu*ks who still think prohibition is a good idea.

/Wish I could smoke

To liberty

 
2012-12-07 07:52:11 PM  
Surely there is a picture of that poor man that doesn't have him completely sweaty.
 
2012-12-07 07:55:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: OnlyM3: // can't legislate morality, right libs?

Doesn't stop the right from trying constantly.

What's morality got to do with this?


Nothing. I was just taunting the troll.
 
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