impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."
Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business//Don't steal my idea!
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