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(Yahoo)   Boy sits on Santa's lap to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas. 14 years later Santa gives the boy his daughter instead   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 48
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2012-12-07 05:43:32 PM
Is it me, or shouldn't an article like that have the photos? Otherwise, what exactly is the point?
 
2012-12-07 05:49:23 PM
14 year is a helluva long time to be sitting on Santa's lap...
 
2012-12-07 05:55:28 PM
Santa is an anagram for someone else.

i601.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 06:21:18 PM
But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

WTF am I reading?
 
2012-12-07 06:34:08 PM

impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."


I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.
 
2012-12-07 07:00:12 PM
Uh ... my dad was Santa when I was a kid. What's the big deal?
 
2012-12-07 07:33:22 PM
David Tennant unavailable for comment.
 
2012-12-07 07:36:55 PM
This changes everything.
 
2012-12-07 07:45:58 PM
Sorta weird.
 
2012-12-07 07:46:00 PM
Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
2012-12-07 07:46:33 PM
To weird
 
2012-12-07 07:48:22 PM
I should have asked Santa for a wife.
 
2012-12-07 07:51:08 PM

serpent_sky: Is it me, or shouldn't an article like that have the photos? Otherwise, what exactly is the point?


This. How can we judge the quality of Santa's present otherwise?
 
2012-12-07 07:53:31 PM
Isn't 13 a little old to be sitting on Santa's lap? Suuuuuure he was appeasing his sister.. Sure.
 
2012-12-07 07:53:54 PM
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2012-12-07 07:54:48 PM
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

Thank you Santa
 
2012-12-07 07:58:50 PM
Is this a continuation of the mother/daughter/father/daughter porn/incest thread?
 
2012-12-07 07:59:47 PM
Sick tag seen drowning in maple syrup?
 
2012-12-07 08:02:41 PM
Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news
 
2012-12-07 08:04:34 PM
//would be interesting if the boy has asked Santa to hook him up with the cute girl in his class, and that girl turned out to be Santa's daughter, and they got married.
///was that the case here? Tried to RTFA, got bored.
 
2012-12-07 08:05:08 PM

amquelbettamin: .
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Super-creepy.
 
2012-12-07 08:05:42 PM

dark side of the moon: impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.


27 - 15 = 12, but still I think the last time I sat on "Santa's" lap I was about half that age.

I don't actually remember ever believing in Santa. OTOH, my parents are fairly religious so they pushed the other mythical Christmas figure much harder than Santa.

/I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!
 
2012-12-07 08:08:03 PM
What would like for Christmas little boy?

In 14 years I'd like to be hitting your daugther on the regular!
 
2012-12-07 08:08:57 PM

mcmnky: Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news


Kelly Bundy got married?

I figured she'd be a crack whore in prison by now.

This is news.
 
2012-12-07 08:09:04 PM
www.inpapasbasement.com

Santa, can I fark your daughter?
 
2012-12-07 08:11:45 PM
see, it's shiat like this that makes me glad i am rfusing to make my daughter sit on santa's lap. If she wants to in the future, that's one thing, but at 6 months, she's just gonna cry. Why would i want to do that to her?
 
2012-12-07 08:12:06 PM

Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!



He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine
 
2012-12-07 08:13:11 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-12-07 08:14:30 PM

Kanemano: Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!


He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine



Even Jesus wouldn't dare fark with the BATF.
 
2012-12-07 08:18:18 PM
Slow news day, ha? Mall santas fark and produces daughter who gets married. Who knew!
 
2012-12-07 08:21:37 PM

Amos Quito: Kanemano: Happy Hours: /I wonder if a mall Jesus would get much business
//Don't steal my idea!


He could set up by the water fountain and sell wine


Even Jesus wouldn't dare fark with the BATF.


Let's not get cosmic, okay?
 
2012-12-07 08:21:40 PM

mcmnky: Huh? So sometimes the guy playing Santa has a daughter, and sometimes that daughter gets married? And the family is actually somewhat "normal" and well-adjusted so the daughter doesn't feel the need to move across the country so the husband is someone who sat on Santa's lap?

In other news, some boy got shoes as a kid, then grew up to marry the shoe salesman's daughter.

/not news


Did not read your post when wrote mine or could just say 'this' and be done with it.
 
2012-12-07 08:22:40 PM

roc6783: see, it's shiat like this that makes me glad i am rfusing to make my daughter sit on santa's lap. If she wants to in the future, that's one thing, but at 6 months, she's just gonna cry. Why would i want to do that to her?


There is a picture of my little sister (about 2 yrs.old) and me( about 6 yrs old).She is sitting on santas'
lap absolutely screaming,blood curdling.And I am standing next to her with the look of,SHUT THE FECK UP!!!
 
2012-12-07 08:35:04 PM

dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.


Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......
 
2012-12-07 08:51:02 PM
is it just me, or is that article poorly written, overlong and downright confusing. It seems could have been summed up in a few sentences, I hope the author was paid by the word.
 
2012-12-07 09:12:16 PM
Not to shiat all over the happy love story, but the chances of this happening are far from remote.
 
2012-12-07 09:15:40 PM

Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......


I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.
 
2012-12-07 09:27:22 PM

dark side of the moon: impaler: But for Chris Burd, 27, of Cottage Grove, Minn., sitting on Santa's lap - only to find out 15 years later that the man is now your father-in-law - was a bit "creepy."

I think a 13 yr old boy sitting on Santa's lap is what's creepy.


Hell yeah it is, unless Santa's time card says Sandusky. If I was Santa I'd be worried my daughter wanted to marry a guy who still believed in Santa at 13.
 
2012-12-07 09:33:24 PM

Elzar: 14 year is a helluva long time to be sitting on Santa's lap...




At first I thought you were horrible at math, but I now see you are funny.
 
2012-12-07 09:44:50 PM

Nadie_AZ: Uh ... my dad was Santa when I was a kid. What's the big deal?


your family sounds fat.
 
2012-12-07 09:50:44 PM
Santa, 13 years from now I'd like to have your daughter on my lap.
 
2012-12-07 11:18:49 PM

OtherLittleGuy: David Tennant unavailable for comment.


Please, he's just a Doctor is married to the Doctor's Daughter who is actually his favorite Doctor's Daughter
 
2012-12-08 12:00:39 AM
I found one of the pics.

www.trbimg.com
 
2012-12-08 01:00:20 AM
img.photobucket.com

Mrs. Claus can sit on my lap!
 
2012-12-08 01:54:33 AM

TheManofPA: OtherLittleGuy: David Tennant unavailable for comment.

Please, he's just a Doctor is married to the Doctor's Daughter who is actually his favorite Doctor's Daughter


With Trillian from the BBC HHGTTG as his mother in law.
 
2012-12-08 05:18:33 AM
BAD Santa.
 
2012-12-08 11:15:54 AM

Indubitably: Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......

I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.


Uhhhhhh, wut?
 
2012-12-10 06:37:13 PM

Peenus: Indubitably: Peenus: dervish16108: I should have asked Santa for a wife.

Me too. A mythical man from a barren, frozen wasteland probably would have made a better choice than I did.......

I could write for Wasteland.

Please?

Inquire.

Uhhhhhh, wut?


*cue fruit .jpg*
 
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