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2012-12-07 03:28:26 PM
That should probably be "37 people and a moose who had a worse 2012 than you did".
 
2012-12-07 03:42:56 PM

wxboy: That should probably be "37 people and a moose who had a worse 2012 than you did".


Also most of these are multiple people...
 
2012-12-07 03:43:58 PM
32. The many Olympians who thought their medals contained chocolate

Umm that's been an Olympic tradition for a loooong time. And they're farking Olympic Gold Medalists, I think they're 2012 went really well.
 
2012-12-07 04:04:07 PM

scottydoesntknow: 32. The many Olympians who thought their medals contained chocolate

Umm that's been an Olympic tradition for a loooong time. And they're farking Olympic Gold Medalists, I think they're 2012 went really well.


this - there are tons of pictures from the past of Olympians from all regions biting their medals.
 
2012-12-07 04:08:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: 32. The many Olympians who thought their medals contained chocolate

Umm that's been an Olympic tradition for a loooong time. And they're farking Olympic Gold Medalists, I think they're their 2012 went really well.


FTFM, it's been a long week.
 
2012-12-07 04:42:16 PM
My '12 was awful. But you know what? I made it. Well, provided I make it to the 1st without being mowed down by a bus the next time I stumble home from the corner bar.

When you survive adversity, it galvanizes you. Whatever your particular brand of heartache, failure, or being a victim - you made it through.

Now go kick some ass in 2013.
 
2012-12-07 04:59:40 PM
Regardless of the events of the year, you have to the choice to make it positive or make it negative.
 
2012-12-07 05:45:51 PM
the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)
 
2012-12-07 05:50:05 PM
I esp liked the story about the woman who posed as a man, eventually sleeping with a teen girl. Remindes me of second life, where gay guys often pose as female avi's, hoping to get sex with men. Happens all the time. I don't have to worry about that though, as i demand at least one voice chat to conferm actual sex.

/ducks'
//runs for cover.
 
2012-12-07 05:51:02 PM
I dunno, my 2012 has sucked some Godzilla sized balls.
 
2012-12-07 06:00:34 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I dunno, my 2012 has sucked some Godzilla sized balls.


I find whiskey helps
 
2012-12-07 06:06:05 PM

blatz514: I find whiskey helps


I'm rolling with PBR tall boys tonight.
 
2012-12-07 06:08:30 PM
Not a good year, except for the fact that President Obama was reelected and a few other trivial things. Thank you, America.

P.S. Mr. President, please quit the DOJ's witch-hunt in Washington and Colorado. 'Tis time for a real change in ancient dumbassery, e.g. preferential treatment for big businesses like DuPont in the 30s-40s.

P.P.S. Please let the Retardumblicans fall off of their cliff. *sniff-sniff* *puts head to ground* This is like a bison hunt... *no disrespect intended nor meant, rather a deep and abiding love.

P.P.P.S. Please Close Gitmo.

P.P.P.P.S. Thank you, sir, and Merry Holidays to you and yourn.
 
2012-12-07 06:10:14 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I esp liked the story about the woman who posed as a man, eventually sleeping with a teen girl. Remindes me of second life, where gay guys often pose as female avi's, hoping to get sex with men. Happens all the time. I don't have to worry about that though, as i demand at least one voice chat to conferm actual sex.

/ducks'
//runs for cover.

To project

; DSM V.
 
2012-12-07 06:12:09 PM
I wonder how the math professor is doing.
 
2012-12-07 06:15:12 PM
The kid in number seven had a great year. He found salvation. He's smarter than your average Farker.
 
2012-12-07 06:17:59 PM
Heh. All up in my snatch. That one still sets me off laughing :-)

/LOL!
 
2012-12-07 06:19:26 PM

Shirley Ujest: I wonder how the math professor is doing.


Cute.
 
2012-12-07 06:20:25 PM

Shirley Ujest: I wonder how the math professor is doing.


I love self-important douchebags like I love anal fissures.
 
2012-12-07 06:23:08 PM

Popcorn Johnny: blatz514: I find whiskey helps

I'm rolling with PBR tall boys tonight.


Nice. Currently drinking my week away
 
2012-12-07 06:30:51 PM
I've got the best job ever (Burton LTR Lounge), I get ride breaks to board or ski, got a raise, and didn't have an MS attack... This year may go down as one of the best years anyone in the history of forever has had.

/the whiskey still helps.
 
2012-12-07 06:33:35 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)


I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.
 
2012-12-07 06:35:18 PM
Mostly it looks like people making stupid choices.

Not sure how making bad choices counts as "bad year".
 
2012-12-07 06:37:53 PM
This list is useless without the guy from KONY 2012...

That was the most ridiculous meltdown of the year... almost as good as Martin Lawrence back in 1996...
 
2012-12-07 06:40:54 PM
Honestly, I'd probably trade 2012 or even lives with up to half of these people.
 
2012-12-07 06:41:51 PM
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I smell /b/. Not because this doesn't happen, but because I think conservatives take a wide stance on this issue.
 
2012-12-07 06:47:03 PM
Some of these people.....Yeah, not even close. My mother was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer that has spread to her liver the day before Thanksgiving, and THEN got a case of sepsis that started last Weds. My ex-mother in law fell and broke her femur and went to the hospital to get it repaired. While she was resting in bed, she fell out of it and rebroke the femur and broke several other bones. It's extremely possible that my 16 year old son will lose his two grandmothers in the next year.
 
2012-12-07 06:53:46 PM
The guy with the Romney face tattoo didn't really have a bad YEAR....just one exceptionally bad day...
 
2012-12-07 07:01:08 PM
That moose video perplexed me. And not because it was 2 minutes long when the relevant action all happened in the first 20 seconds. Why were so many people pulled over on the side of the road? When I first noticed it I assumed it was because they'd seen the moose. But it was happening all during the clip. So then I thought maybe the video came from a cop car. But there was no siren, and most of the cars looked to be parked, or at least having been there for a while. Not like they'd just pulled over. Not to mention, all the other traffic not pulling over, including a guy who passed the camera car.

It mystifies me. The only thing I can think of is that Russians are too drunk to drive without pulling over to the side of the road to sleep it off or find another bottle of vodka rolling around under their seats. Hell, the moose are drunk, too.
 
2012-12-07 07:04:02 PM

swahnhennessy: That moose video perplexed me. And not because it was 2 minutes long when the relevant action all happened in the first 20 seconds. Why were so many people pulled over on the side of the road? When I first noticed it I assumed it was because they'd seen the moose. But it was happening all during the clip. So then I thought maybe the video came from a cop car. But there was no siren, and most of the cars looked to be parked, or at least having been there for a while. Not like they'd just pulled over. Not to mention, all the other traffic not pulling over, including a guy who passed the camera car.

It mystifies me. The only thing I can think of is that Russians are too drunk to drive without pulling over to the side of the road to sleep it off or find another bottle of vodka rolling around under their seats. Hell, the moose are drunk, too.


Little enforcement?
 
2012-12-07 07:04:38 PM

RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.


or how it might taste (like chicken probably)
 
2012-12-07 07:04:49 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Honestly, I'd probably trade 2012 or even lives with up to half of these people.


Which ones?

Please identify.

Thank you.
 
2012-12-07 07:05:26 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.

or how it might taste (like chicken probably)


No.
 
2012-12-07 07:12:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.

or how it might taste (like chicken probably)


Joking aside it really did sort of look like head cheese.
 
2012-12-07 07:16:19 PM

dickfreckle: My '12 was awful. But you know what? I made it. Well, provided I make it to the 1st without being mowed down by a bus the next time I stumble home from the corner bar.

When you survive adversity, it galvanizes you. Whatever your particular brand of heartache, failure, or being a victim - you made it through.

Now go kick some ass in 2013.


Facing yet a minimum of 3 more large hurdles before 12/31/12, thanks for your thoughts. I needed them.
 
2012-12-07 07:18:06 PM

Indubitably: Wasilla Hillbilly: Honestly, I'd probably trade 2012 or even lives with up to half of these people.

Which ones?

Please identify.

Thank you.


ok...

4, 6, 7, 9, 11-13, 17, 21, 23, 24, 28, 30-32, 36-38. Some maybe borderline, but there ya go.
 
2012-12-07 07:21:07 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

How dare you compare that face eater to someone as vile as Karl Rove.
 
2012-12-07 07:23:31 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.

or how it might taste (like chicken probably)


Idi Amin said it tastes more like pork.
 
2012-12-07 07:27:49 PM
Coyote Doyenne: Jon iz teh kewl: RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.

or how it might taste (like chicken probably)

Idi Amin said it tastes more like pork.


Human might taste like pumpkin pie, but short of being out of rations on a lifeboat or some such scenario I ain't trying it.
 
2012-12-07 07:28:04 PM
How do you save face with a Romney Tattoo?

Add "SUCKS" under the enblem.

Or move to Miami and hope somebody bites your face off.
 
2012-12-07 07:30:24 PM

Oldiron_79: Coyote Doyenne: Jon iz teh kewl: RoyHobbs22: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

I never actually thought about what a person would look like with half a face missing. Now I know.

or how it might taste (like chicken probably)

Idi Amin said it tastes more like pork.

Human might taste like pumpkin pie, but short of being out of rations on a lifeboat or some such scenario I ain't trying it.


i heard it tastes like peppermints
 
2012-12-07 07:35:02 PM

Mija: The kid in number seven had a great year. He found salvation. He's smarter than your average Farker.


I don't know, if he gave away all the money he made from that "filth", I might believe him.
 
2012-12-07 07:50:57 PM

Oldiron_79: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

How dare you compare that face eater to someone as vile as Karl Rove.


At least the face eater was on some weird-ass drugs. What's Rove's excuse?
 
2012-12-07 08:00:34 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: Indubitably: Wasilla Hillbilly: Honestly, I'd probably trade 2012 or even lives with up to half of these people.

Which ones?

Please identify.

Thank you.

ok...

4, 6, 7, 9, 11-13, 17, 21, 23, 24, 28, 30-32, 36-38. Some maybe borderline, but there ya go.

To number

 
2012-12-07 08:01:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

How dare you compare that face eater to someone as vile as Karl Rove.

At least the face eater was on some weird-ass drugs. What's Rove's excuse?


The bath salts made him do it? Who knows, he could have been a pioneer.
 
2012-12-07 08:02:09 PM

Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

How dare you compare that face eater to someone as vile as Karl Rove.

At least the face eater was on some weird-ass drugs. What's Rove's excuse?


Hungry with powerful aspirations? Zombie-like? JK.
 
2012-12-07 08:03:36 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: Jon iz teh kewl: the face eater once again another reason not to go anywhere near Miami (what with all the roving face eaters)

How dare you compare that face eater to someone as vile as Karl Rove.

At least the face eater was on some weird-ass drugs. What's Rove's excuse?

The bath salts made him do it? Who knows, he could have been a pioneer.

To legalize


P.S. The natural alternative tends to be better for human health overall; go figure. *)
 
2012-12-07 08:05:20 PM
#34 is obviously a joke....

"He alone who owns the youth, gains the future. Also, I am Barack Obama."
~Adolph Hitler
 
2012-12-07 08:25:47 PM

slackananda: #34 is obviously a joke....

"He alone who owns the youth, gains the future. Also, I am Barack Obama."
~Adolph Hitler


I do not like your online attribution pairing our President with a fascist despot in kind.

You are either uneducated, wilfull, or xenophobe, so fo?

*(
 
2012-12-07 08:27:30 PM
*snikt*

*sever*
 
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