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(FilmDrunk)   This one is for the ladies: Nick Nolte seen eating a bar of soap while lumbering down the street in pink trousers   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 29
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2012-12-07 03:29:03 PM
Had he taken a spin in the dryer earlier?
 
2012-12-07 03:32:36 PM
Down and out in Beverly Hills?
 
2012-12-07 03:33:43 PM
I'll pass.
 
2012-12-07 03:35:02 PM
Those look like pink scrubs.
 
2012-12-07 03:36:32 PM
Soap is a helluva drug.
 
2012-12-07 03:39:09 PM
It's bath salts.
 
2012-12-07 03:39:55 PM
Maybe he was policing his own foul language?
 
2012-12-07 04:06:40 PM
FTA: "tattered Member's Only knockoff jacket"

It's actually called a Barracuda jacket. I know this because my dad has always worn them. Unfortunately, Nolte looks like he got his out of a dumpster.
 
2012-12-07 04:07:29 PM
In 1978 he was considered for the role of Superman/Clark Kent in Superman
 
2012-12-07 04:13:59 PM
I looked like Nick Nolte before it was cool.
 
2012-12-07 04:17:49 PM

CaffietineFiend: FTA: "tattered Member's Only knockoff jacket"

It's actually called a Barracuda jacket. I know this because my dad has always worn them. Unfortunately, Nolte looks like he got his out of a dumpster.


It's a

CaffietineFiend: FTA: "tattered Member's Only knockoff jacket"

It's actually called a Barracuda jacket. I know this because my dad has always worn them. Unfortunately, Nolte looks like he got his out of a dumpster.


It's actually a Carhartt jacket. Santa Fe style most probably.
I can tell by the looking at the logo, and from having seen quite a few logos in my time.
 
2012-12-07 04:20:58 PM
Aaaaaaaand I failed posting so badly, I'm not even sure what I did. Derp.
 
2012-12-07 04:26:51 PM
Pics or it di-

Damn.

Is that really soap though? Or like... cake or something?
 
2012-12-07 04:33:38 PM

offmymeds: I looked like Nick Nolte before it was cool.


I've been slacking on the grooming. People keep asking me what I'm doing with my hair and I tell them I'm going for Nick Nolte Mugshot.
 
2012-12-07 04:52:05 PM
WTF is lumbering down?
 
2012-12-07 04:56:25 PM

karnal: In 1978 he was considered for the role of Superman/Clark Kent in Superman


In 1977 he was considered for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars

(No idea if that is really true. I just like the clip.)
 
2012-12-07 05:34:09 PM
Such a fine specimen of man, that Nick Nolte.
 
2012-12-07 05:49:09 PM
I actually own a Members Only jacket - I got it at a thrift store because, dude, no jacket on earth fits me. It's why most of my cold weather gear has tartan on it.

I paid 5$ for it. When I do wear it, I usually get one guy who wants to buy it off me. Highest offer; $75.

/6'4" and 175 lbs. I can no longer fit into non-upscale clothing. I'm not American enough to fit the normal stuff.
//Wanted a suit made, can't afford $500.
 
2012-12-07 06:30:47 PM
Is it Friday already?
 
2012-12-07 07:59:45 PM
I congratulate Mr. Nolte on surpassing Monty Clift and rapidly closing in on Marlon Brando as the "Craziest Actor from Omaha".

if you want to beat brando, nick, you really need to get fat, I mean really fat, and then stab a well-known hollywood producer with a plastic spork at the Formosa Cafe while screaming "do you want fries with that? do you want fries with that?"

then, truly, you would be the king and we would bow down to you like the freaky crazy godlike weirdo you are.
 
2012-12-07 08:26:31 PM
Up until POT, I'dve rode it. Not anymore.
 
2012-12-07 09:43:17 PM

My BRAND!:

It's actually a Carhartt jacket. Santa Fe style most probably.
I can tell by the looking at the logo, and from having seen quite a few logos in my time.


Yep. Carhartt. The official uniform of Michigan.

FWIW, he may be scrappy looking, but at least he isn't reduced to attention whoring on Letterman like Bill Murray.
 
2012-12-07 09:44:47 PM

Jedekai: I
/6'4" and 175 lbs. I can no longer fit into non-upscale clothing. I'm not American enough to fit the normal stuff.


Your BMI is very close to the "gaunt, underweight" category. American doesn't really play into it at that point. Go eat a sandwich.
 
2012-12-07 11:33:38 PM
Maybe he thought it was an ice cream bar

thesketchydetails.net

/Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.
 
2012-12-08 12:40:25 AM
I have absolutely no problem with Nick giving the Rifftrax guys more material for their Nick Nolte sketches.

/Wonder if his old lady kicked him out again
 
2012-12-08 12:54:14 AM

Jedekai: I actually own a Members Only jacket - I got it at a thrift store because, dude, no jacket on earth fits me. It's why most of my cold weather gear has tartan on it.

I paid 5$ for it. When I do wear it, I usually get one guy who wants to buy it off me. Highest offer; $75.

/6'4" and 175 lbs. I can no longer fit into non-upscale clothing. I'm not American enough to fit the normal stuff.
//Wanted a suit made, can't afford $500.



Dad passed away this year and I found his Member's Only jacket in the closet. Have no idea what it's worth but it's in good condition.
 
2012-12-08 10:44:42 AM

Jedekai:
/6'4" and 175 lbs. I can no longer fit into non-upscale clothing. I'm not American enough to fit the normal stuff.


Cut head and arm holes in a sleeping bag. Instant parka's gonna get you.
 
2012-12-08 02:16:49 PM
img203.imageshack.us

He's wearing pink scrub bottoms with a filthy jacket and a hat he probably stole from a homeless person.

The Daily Fail original article is a lot more amusing than the linked blog. 
 
2012-12-08 03:07:33 PM
The blog writer missed a perfectly servicable Prince of Tide joke that was waiting there as they trashed his stained and presumably stanky jacket, even had the photo for it at the top setting them up.
 
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