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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   San Diego millionaire puts up billboard reading "All I want for Christmas is a Latina girlfriend." Great, now get in line buddy (w/ hilarious pic)   (utsandiego.com) divider line 40
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2012-12-07 01:47:15 PM
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Does he also want the drama that goes with marrying the entire extended familia?
 
2012-12-07 02:02:30 PM

Elzar: [img403.imageshack.us image 95x95]

Does he also want the drama that goes with marrying the entire extended familia?


Girlfriend, not wife.His wife died and he's lonely around the holidays. Pretty sad, actually.
 
2012-12-07 02:33:20 PM

Bob Falfa: Elzar: [img403.imageshack.us image 95x95]

Does he also want the drama that goes with marrying the entire extended familia?

Girlfriend, not wife.His wife died and he's lonely around the holidays. Pretty sad, actually.


Yeah, I was all set to rip into him, but he seems like a good guy, actually.

I think they are better ways to go about this, but, hey - no skin off my back.
 
2012-12-07 02:36:56 PM
Shouldn't that be in Spanish?
 
2012-12-07 02:44:02 PM
I'm sure some gold digging latina will crawl out of the woodwork for him.
 
2012-12-07 02:47:57 PM
One never really has a latina girlfriend, it is mostly that the latina owns a boyfriend.
 
2012-12-07 03:04:57 PM
I had a Latina girlfriend when I was younger.

I have one piece of advice for this guy:

Stretch and stay hydrated because she is gonna wear you the fark out.
 
2012-12-07 03:09:25 PM
lol at AOL email address
 
2012-12-07 03:46:36 PM
FTFA:

"He seems super, super nice."

That's the problem right there.
 
2012-12-07 04:01:54 PM
These never work. I put a similar ad for Christina Hendricks, right across from her apartment! All I got was this stupid restraining order.
 
2012-12-07 04:25:37 PM
Wow, what a complete asshole.
I will wait for the follow up story when his body is found in pieces in Chicano Park.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-12-07 05:25:03 PM
"Of course you want a Latina girl. Doesn't most everybody?"

Actually, probably not.
 
2012-12-07 05:32:39 PM
Another one?
 
2012-12-07 05:33:23 PM
Go south
 
2012-12-07 05:34:26 PM

Beerguy: I had a Latina girlfriend when I was younger.

I have one piece of advice for this guy:

Stretch and stay hydrated because she is gonna wear you the fark out.


And suddenly I want a Latina girlfriend...
 
HBK
2012-12-07 05:35:30 PM
The Adventures of Pete and Repeat.
 
2012-12-07 05:36:19 PM
millionaires ARE GAY
 
2012-12-07 05:36:39 PM
Meh, I don't have a problem with this.
 
2012-12-07 05:36:51 PM
I'm just going to put up a billboard that says I want a blowjob from a Mexican slut.
 
2012-12-07 05:37:46 PM
Seriously . . . I think having an AOL email address is a much bigger problem than not having a girlfriend!
 
2012-12-07 05:39:02 PM
No, you don't.
 
2012-12-07 05:40:28 PM
If he's using an AOL email, he's probably not heard of this thing called "online dating".
 
2012-12-07 05:40:30 PM
Wow. Newspapers have become really stupid in the last ten years. It used to be that a major-market newspaper would try to employee decent columnists, reporters, and editors, and had at least a modicum of standards for what would go on their pages.

Now that newspaper advertising revenue has gone in the crapper and they have to compete with websites like the Side-Boob gazette for page impressions, I guess they'll just hire the guys who couldn't make it at their community college newspaper and print any bullshiat they come up with. At least they'll work cheap.
 
2012-12-07 05:41:57 PM

The Larch: I guess they'll just hire the guys who couldn't make it at their community college newspaper and print any bullshiat they come up with


Or as it is better known, the New York Times approach.
 
2012-12-07 05:42:47 PM
www.roarkla.com
 
2012-12-07 05:43:06 PM

wee: "Of course you want a Latina girl. Doesn't most everybody?"

Actually, probably not.


Yeah. Most of you pinche gringos babosas wouldn't know what to do.
 
2012-12-07 05:44:28 PM
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2012-12-07 05:46:38 PM
I guess Jennifer Ortiz made bail.
 
2012-12-07 05:46:38 PM
This must be a new trend, because if I scroll down on the Fark homepage, it seems as if another Millionaire did the same thing. And he is from San Diego as well!

And he has an AOL email address? Too improbable.
 
2012-12-07 05:47:20 PM
One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi, that's for real.
 
2012-12-07 05:47:32 PM
My first girlfriend was half white and half Mexican. She only grew up with her (white) mother, spoke no Spanish, and had no interest in her father's family. There's really no relevance to this story, just saying.

She was waaaaay more mature and advanced than me in many ways, and it was a fun summer. She was a very typical "girl without a father" type chick, with all those tendencies.
 
2012-12-07 05:50:23 PM
Guess I'll begin

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2012-12-07 05:57:35 PM

reillan: Beerguy: I had a Latina girlfriend when I was younger.

I have one piece of advice for this guy:

Stretch and stay hydrated because she is gonna wear you the fark out.

And suddenly I want a Latina girlfriend...



Do keep in mind that you take the bad with the good... She's also going to scream at you in public occasionally, often in the middle of a crowded street or cafe.
 
2012-12-07 05:59:42 PM
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/TTIUWOP
 
2012-12-07 05:59:50 PM
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2012-12-07 06:12:34 PM
"All I want for Christmas is a Latina girlfriend."

You and me both, buddy...

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2012-12-07 06:18:51 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: "All I want for Christmas is a Latina girlfriend."

You and me both, buddy...


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2012-12-07 06:19:02 PM

topcon: My first girlfriend was half white and half Mexican. She only grew up with her (white) mother, spoke no Spanish, and had no interest in her father's family. There's really no relevance to this story, just saying.

She was waaaaay more mature and advanced than me in many ways, and it was a fun summer. She was a very typical "girl without a father" type chick, with all those tendencies.


Yay for anal!!
 
2012-12-07 07:12:31 PM
He can relate.

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2012-12-07 07:43:54 PM

Slam1263: topcon: My first girlfriend was half white and half Mexican. She only grew up with her (white) mother, spoke no Spanish, and had no interest in her father's family. There's really no relevance to this story, just saying.

She was waaaaay more mature and advanced than me in many ways, and it was a fun summer. She was a very typical "girl without a father" type chick, with all those tendencies.

Yay for anal!!


Definitely not, actually. Just touching that area accidentally would get a bad response.
 
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