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(Fox News)   Well, if you're a judge who's already in trouble for texting nude pictures of yourself to a female bailiff, why not double down and impregnate a witness as well?   (foxnews.com) divider line 59
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2012-12-07 04:38:55 PM  
Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?
 
2012-12-07 04:39:18 PM  
epic
 
2012-12-07 04:40:02 PM  
Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes
 
2012-12-07 04:41:01 PM  
I judge this man the a champion.
 
2012-12-07 04:42:47 PM  

MrEricSir: I judge this man the a champion.


I'm cutting you off, buddy.
 
2012-12-07 04:43:10 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?
 
2012-12-07 04:43:14 PM  
What's the point in becoming a judge if you can't be above the law?
 
2012-12-07 04:45:55 PM  
THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.
 
2012-12-07 04:46:51 PM  
...and yet he texts like a tween. I thought judges were smart.
 
2012-12-07 04:47:35 PM  

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?


Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic
2.bp.blogspot.com
cause that would have been awesome.
 
2012-12-07 04:50:00 PM  
...the aristocrats?
 
2012-12-07 04:50:11 PM  
 
2012-12-07 04:50:26 PM  
We need more judges like this guy.
 
2012-12-07 04:51:42 PM  

Banned on the Run: Pfffftt. Rookie.

To keep up with El Paso judges, you need to blackmail a defendant into giving you money and sex.

Three months after taking office.


correct he is also a national hero
 
2012-12-07 04:52:40 PM  
Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!
 
2012-12-07 04:52:44 PM  
Here comes the Judge.
 
2012-12-07 04:53:04 PM  
Tom Savini is a reporter now?
 
2012-12-07 04:56:08 PM  

The_Sponge: Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!


well now THAT takes me back!
 
2012-12-07 04:58:45 PM  
Remember, judges started off as attorneys.

/done in 20?
 
2012-12-07 04:58:49 PM  
QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111
 
2012-12-07 04:59:54 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com
assets.espn.go.com
 
2012-12-07 05:00:57 PM  

FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-07 05:01:01 PM  

blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111


IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11
 
2012-12-07 05:01:25 PM  
This judge is a pussycat - read Blood Meridian.

hea hea hea hea...
 
2012-12-07 05:01:48 PM  
If fox news is reporting on this he must have been appointed by a democrat...
 
2012-12-07 05:02:05 PM  
If you're going to do it... by God, DO IT RIGHT.

/and oh yeah, he sure seems to be!
 
2012-12-07 05:02:33 PM  

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?


He loves his job, that's for sure.
 
2012-12-07 05:03:14 PM  
Damn I shoulda gone to law school
 
2012-12-07 05:06:12 PM  

odinsposse: blatz514: QUIT TEXTING IN ALL CAPS!!!11!ONE!!111

IF I'M A JUDGE EVERYTHING I SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!11


I know a lady that will email everything in caps and put it in 16 point font.

/I hate her.
 
2012-12-07 05:06:51 PM  
Any man that can pull off that tie is ok in my book.
 
2012-12-07 05:10:02 PM  
I think he's stolen Aaron Neville's birthmark.
www.michiganspringbookfestival.info
www.froggerdogger.com
 
2012-12-07 05:10:34 PM  
What is all the outrage about? Isn't this why we have judicial privilege in the first place?
 
2012-12-07 05:11:21 PM  
Counsel The accused then commented on Miss Thang's bodily structure, made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun and then placed his robes over his head and began to emit low moans.

Judge Have you anything to say in your defense?

Judge Kilbraken I haven't had any for weeks.

Judge Oh no? What about that little number you've got tucked away in Belsize Park?

Judge Kilbraken Oh, I never!

Judge Oh no. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Judge Kilbraken All right then what about 8a Woodford Square?

Judge You say anything about that and I'll do you for treason.

Counsel M'lud if we could continue ...

Judge Kilbraken He's got a Chinese bit there.

Judge No, that's contempt of court.

Judge Kilbraken It was only a joke.

Judge Contempt of court. However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of judges at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa. I'm going tomorrow; I've got my ticket. Get out there and get some decent sentencing done. Ooh, England makes you sick. Best I can manage here is life imprisonment. It's hardly worth coming in in the morning. Now, South Africa? You've got your cat of nine tails, you've got four death sentences a week, you've got cheap drinks, slave labour and a booming stock market. I'm off, I tell you. Yes, I'm up to here with probation and bleeding psychiatric reports. That's it, I'm off. That's it. Right. But I'm going to have one final fling before I leave, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake.

Judge Kilbraken Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2012-12-07 05:13:30 PM  
I hear he has a big gavel...made of wood...he can really pound it... done
 
2012-12-07 05:19:05 PM  

The_Sponge: Here comes cums the judge! Here comes cums the judge!

 

FTFY
 
2012-12-07 05:21:00 PM  
Approach the bench, you sexy biatch!
 
2012-12-07 05:22:14 PM  
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
 
2012-12-07 05:26:04 PM  
Hey, if you are going to fark up you go all the way. No half measures.
 
2012-12-07 05:27:49 PM  

Rufus Lee King: bim1154: Geniene La'Shay Mott? Is that THE Genuine La'Shay Mott?

/accept no substitutes

It was the famous "Wonderful One-Hoss La'Shay".

[www.gutenberg.org image 543x634]


upload.wikimedia.org

Disapproves of reference to his dad's poem, especially in this context.
 
2012-12-07 05:31:36 PM  
Bailiff. Whack his pee pee!
 
2012-12-07 05:43:07 PM  
His High Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, L.I.V.R. (the Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed) approves of these proceedings.
 
2012-12-07 05:49:40 PM  

cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.


I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed
 
2012-12-07 05:52:26 PM  
Not just a witness, the farking complainant!
 
2012-12-07 06:04:24 PM  
Ugly judge trifecta now in play
 
2012-12-07 06:10:10 PM  
Remember kids, when you name your son after yourself, you risk ruining your own good name. His father was a legend...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_H._McCree
 
2012-12-07 06:11:52 PM  

rwfan: FatherChaos: [b.vimeocdn.com image 640x360]

Too sexy for his robes. Too sexy for his robes.

Nice bow tie, huh?

Too bad he wasn't wearing one in this pic
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 478x269]
cause that would have been awesome.


Why would that guy send his picture to a female?
 
2012-12-07 06:14:51 PM  
Still can't be fired.

/DRTFA
 
2012-12-07 06:23:06 PM  

Sageth: cgraves67: THe judge is having issues with Mott and a bailiff. There's a Norman joke in there somewhere, but hell if I can find it.

I really wish this was the headline.

/I laughed


One of the books I'm reading now is "Life In A Medieval Castle" so I got a kick out of it too.......
 
2012-12-07 06:25:46 PM  

doczoidberg: Does this judge know how to party, or what?!?


I kinda like this guy.
 
2012-12-07 06:31:10 PM  
What a judge might look like:

www.ultimatecarpage.com
 
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