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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)   Latest harbinger of Mayan Prophecy: Cucamonga gas skimmers   (dailybulletin.com) divider line 43
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2012-12-07 03:26:30 PM  
Does it take place at camp? 

Bonus: cringe worthy "rap" video from the movie
 
2012-12-07 05:07:20 PM  
Stop it, you're killing me!

Hahahaha, Seattle!
 
2012-12-07 06:01:47 PM  
If you live in Rancho Cucamonga, you deserve it anyway.
 
2012-12-07 06:05:53 PM  
People still use those? How DUMB would you be to not realize....

...oh, right, Southern California.

Nevermind, carry on.
 
2012-12-07 06:06:23 PM  
I see your silver shining town
But I know I can't go there
Your streets run deep with poisoned wine
Your doorways crawl with fear

So I think I'll drift for old where it's at
Where the weed grows green and fine
And wrap myself around a bush
Of that bright whoa, oh, Oaxaca vine
 
2012-12-07 06:13:19 PM  
There is a peculiar mental aberration accumulated in the digital ge-age, and it is to overreact.

Thank you.

P.S. Add that to the DSM V. Word.
 
2012-12-07 06:13:37 PM  
Guess I might care if I lived in Rancho Cucamonga. Why anyone outside of Rancho Cucamonga would care about what goes on in Rancho Cucamonga though is beyond me.

/Rancho Cucamonga
 
2012-12-07 06:20:23 PM  
johnthewitness.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-07 06:21:29 PM  
Didn't they used to play in the Pacific Coast League?
 
2012-12-07 06:23:06 PM  
As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!
 
2012-12-07 06:24:19 PM  
Fourteen days.
 
2012-12-07 06:28:58 PM  

Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!


Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.
 
2012-12-07 06:31:49 PM  

skinink: Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!

Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.


Hey, to chip, stand down. Quit thieving. Cultivate respect. It grows...
 
2012-12-07 06:33:44 PM  
... where everyone is just plain kookamunga!

/got nuthin'
 
2012-12-07 06:35:35 PM  

Indubitably: Fourteen days.


Until my birthday, and I can't wait! The whole world celebrating my origins!
 
2012-12-07 06:36:53 PM  
I thought this was going to be about rare birds. 

/kicks ground
 
2012-12-07 06:41:43 PM  
I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"
 
2012-12-07 06:44:08 PM  

skinink: Mr.Hawk: As someone who just drove through there, I am somehow not really getting a kick out of these replies.


Always pay cash people!

Or the banks can just switch over to chip and pin like most everywhere else. Yes, I am aware C&P can be cracked as well, but it's more secure than the what is currently in place.


I hate cash. Gas (and online purchases) all go on the ol' Capital One card which has protections in case it does get skimmed or whatever - they already caught someone faking the number back in the spring after my business card was one of the ones picked up in that giant hack. They called me, asked if I was spending hundreds of dollars at Dollar General in Texas, I said hell no first I've heard about it, and they sent me a new card and I wasn't liable for any of it.

The rate isn't great, but I have been able to keep it paid off every month so it doesn't really matter. I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.
 
2012-12-07 06:48:31 PM  
Inside the pumps? Uh, how is it possible to get away with that?
 
2012-12-07 06:48:38 PM  
Cucamonga gas skimmer?!? Is that like a Cleveland Steamer?

/Both sound bad.
 
2012-12-07 06:54:25 PM  
ladyfortuna I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.

The Man From Credit Cards laughs @ you from behind the wheel of his Firebird, seat above the Senate
 
2012-12-07 07:01:11 PM  

FlyingJ: ladyfortuna I'd be happy with C&P but it won't happen in the US till the companies are dragged kicking and screaming by Congress, I suspect.

The Man From Credit Cards laughs @ you from behind the wheel of his Firebird, seat above the Senate


Oh, I'm well aware, I'm just saying that unless/until Congress makes the move, it ain't gonna happen.
 
2012-12-07 07:01:31 PM  
We're not allowed to gas skim? How am I supposed to refuel my ram scoop ion drive?
 
2012-12-07 07:01:42 PM  

Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"


www.neatorama.com

"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."
 
2012-12-07 07:12:37 PM  
son of a biatch bugs
i'll get ya
ya wascally wabit

cdn2.hark.com
 
2012-12-07 07:13:56 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"

[www.neatorama.com image 499x367]

"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."


You should have taken that left toin at albakoikee.

/Duck season!
 
2012-12-07 07:16:47 PM  
Warren the Ape Rancho Cucamonga
"I'm sorry, where did your husband lose his life, again?"
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2012-12-07 07:25:22 PM  

Seussie: Indubitably: Fourteen days.

Until my birthday, and I can't wait! The whole world celebrating my origins!


Happy Birthday, Seussie early, and Happy End Of Baktun early, you both, early.

Early cubed.

*)
 
2012-12-07 07:56:00 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Psycat: I had a gig in Rancho Cucamonga last year and, I swear this is true, it was at a strip mall at the intersection of Jack Benny Boulevard and Rochester Avenue which I thought was a real hoot. Anybody who recalls the old Jack Benny Show remembers that the Man of a Thousand Voices, Mel Blanc, played a railroad conductor on the show who would announce "Anaheim, Bakersfield, and Cuc-A-Monga!"

[www.neatorama.com image 499x367]

"Blanc, you say? Neva hoid of him, doc."


I just saw an old Warner Brothers cartoon called "Malibu Beach Party". Jack Benny (as Jack Bunny) was the main character with Rochester (as Winchester) as his sidekick. Had a bizarre part in it with Deanna Durbin singing one of her songs...
 
2012-12-07 07:57:25 PM  
The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area, it already cannibalized Montclair, Ontario, and lower Upland. The upper Upland/Rancho/Claremont zone is now only barely starting to feel the heat, Id imagine they have 10-15 years before they start to get bad.

/Upland will be Pomona in 10-15 years
 
2012-12-07 07:58:40 PM  

Psycat: Jack Bunny


Saw this last night.
www.vaiden.net
 
2012-12-07 08:00:24 PM  

Indubitably: Happy Birthday, Seussie early, and Happy End Of Baktun early, you both, early.


Thank you! and don't worry, i'll be drunker'n a skunk come the 22nd

/and 46
//older and no wiser
///hehe!
 
2012-12-07 08:07:17 PM  
Roger Klotz unavailable for comment.
 
2012-12-07 08:18:43 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If you live in Rancho Cucamonga, you deserve it anyway.



I LOVE Rancho Cucamonga!

No, I've never been there, but it's just one of those towns whose name is FUN to say:

Rancho Cucamonga!
 
2012-12-07 08:22:07 PM  
What Klavan claims ya?
 
2012-12-07 09:46:22 PM  

D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area, it already cannibalized Montclair, Ontario, and lower Upland. The upper Upland/Rancho/Claremont zone is now only barely starting to feel the heat, Id imagine they have 10-15 years before they start to get bad.

/Upland will be Pomona in 10-15 years


Inland Empire = ghetto
 
2012-12-07 10:01:14 PM  

FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area...

Inland Empire = ghetto



Well the IE is better than LA at least.

/Isnt sayin much though I guess
 
2012-12-07 10:08:40 PM  

D_Evans45: FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: The ghetto is slowly creeping up on that area...

Inland Empire = ghetto


Well the IE is better than LA at least.

/Isnt sayin much though I guess


Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?
 
2012-12-07 10:28:12 PM  

FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: ...

Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?



Yeah because all of Los Angeles is rich as hell like Brentwood residents, right?
 
2012-12-07 10:28:26 PM  
What are they going to do if they catch the skimmers, huh?

Give `em thirty days down in San Ber'dino?
 
2012-12-07 10:46:31 PM  
I do so love when my area makes Fark. It makes me feel so tingly.

D_Evans45: FizixJunkee: D_Evans45: ...

Yeah, Brentwood sucks balls compared to San Bernardino, right?


Yeah because all of Los Angeles is rich as hell like Brentwood residents, right?


Brentwood has nothing on San Antonio Heights north of Upland. And I challenge anybody to tell the difference between Lakewood/Cerritos and Ontario/Pomona without GPS.
 
2012-12-08 05:01:11 AM  
Done in two.
 
2012-12-08 06:15:32 AM  
Warned us about the coming alien invasion:

i45.tinypic.com

Later finds religion and leads the charge:

i45.tinypic.com
 
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