Dr.Knockboots: *"accidentally" takes off his shirt and pours water over his ripped, muscular body*Oh, I didn't see you there.. I was just planning on writing my wish list for Christmas this year..I didn't get anything last Christmas *rubs his bulging bicep*..as I was alone. It'd sure be nice if someone would kindly remind me of the spirit of the holiday season *removes his jeans to reveal a killer ass wrapped up in his sport cut boxer briefs*. I've been a good boy this year *insert bs moment about charity work and helping children and puppies*.. any sort of reward would be welcomed.. even something simple as a card. *queue In The Arms of An Angel*.*leaves his wish list on the table and walks slowly out of the room*"you'll fiiiiiind.... some comfort here."
mlfa: I miss her :(
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