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(BBC)   Scotland continues to show its superiority in the democratic process by refusing to let dummies stand for office. We can learn from this, folks   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 44
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2012-12-07 12:21:06 PM
And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.
 
2012-12-07 01:07:00 PM
Hey, you can learn a lot from a dummy.
 
2012-12-07 01:52:00 PM

Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-07 01:53:17 PM
I'd hit it!
 
2012-12-07 01:53:38 PM
i81.photobucket.com
It's not Scottish if it can't craaap!
 
2012-12-07 01:54:26 PM
But did the dummy win?
 
2012-12-07 01:56:21 PM
Subby is wrong, not only can dummies stand for office, they can be first minister in the Scottish parliament

www.thedrum.com
 
2012-12-07 01:56:26 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com 

Not gonna be as big a seller as I thought.
 
2012-12-07 01:59:12 PM
I don't know. We have puppets in office.
 
2012-12-07 02:00:08 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

Pretty cute. And a dummy, you say?

How do you do? Harold Freakstorm, esq. Millionaire-Cowboy-Astronaut and a stand in when they need a close up of a large peener in a porno shoot.
 
2012-12-07 02:01:57 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 304x171]

Pretty cute. And a dummy, you say?

How do you do? Harold Freakstorm, esq. Millionaire-Cowboy-Astronaut and a stand in when they need a close up of a large peener in a porno shoot.


i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 02:04:34 PM
Leaves thread disappointed after being beaten to the Alex Salmond joke.
 
2012-12-07 02:07:49 PM
Pretty Scotsman:

www.weblo.com

i2.listal.com

/Take your pick
//got nothin'
 
2012-12-07 02:09:19 PM
I see this as a potential improvement in our elected officials, in terms of sheer brain power and trustworthiness.
 
2012-12-07 02:10:27 PM
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 02:11:34 PM
ChipNASA

Oh poor Kwame! Why, oh why did she have to take one for Kim Catrall and go in to the huge mannequin shredder? So brave. So beautiful.

And so sad. Well, the only thing I can do is go GIS Kim Catrall. Kwame would have wanted it.
 
2012-12-07 02:15:45 PM

ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-07 02:30:37 PM

Purple_Jack: Leaves thread disappointed after being beaten to the Alex Salmond joke.


Don't worry, the Dear Leader will make sure you are re-educated as well.
 
2012-12-07 02:31:34 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]

[i.chzbgr.com image 320x320]


Elmo can't believe you fap *IN* that......(well technically)
 
2012-12-07 02:36:58 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

What a dummy running for election might look like
 
2012-12-07 02:49:10 PM
i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 02:58:49 PM
If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!

Link
 
2012-12-07 03:01:15 PM
I think all political candidates should be put through a Jeopardy style qualification process.

Can't answer a fact-based question correctly and under stress? You're OUT.
 
2012-12-07 03:07:01 PM
www.aerojockey.com
 
2012-12-07 03:21:45 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [i690.photobucket.com image 500x375]

[i.chzbgr.com image 320x320]


Elmo would have been much better off fapping to a Real Doll modeled after a 16 year old male, just saying.
 
2012-12-07 03:26:08 PM
I'm in Aberdeen now on business.

///getting a kick, yadda yadda yadda
 
2012-12-07 03:34:03 PM
Eejits!

Begbie for King!
juantadeo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-07 03:39:43 PM
It would be an improvement. The mannequin is smarter than most politicians.
 
2012-12-07 03:47:05 PM

hdhale: Elmo would have been much better off fapping to a Real Doll modeled after a 16 year old male, just saying.


montaraventures.com
 
2012-12-07 04:06:39 PM
Has anyone yet made a joke about how much smarter the mannequin is than most oliticians?

No?

Let me be the first:

Hey! We need more mannequins in government. They're smarter than most politicians.

/rimshot
//I also have a joke about a Real Doll.
 
2012-12-07 04:07:26 PM

Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.


Has the headline changed? 'Cause there is no apostrophe abuse there.
 
2012-12-07 04:29:33 PM
I did not read the article but if the past is any indicator, we don't learn shiat.

Good day.
 
2012-12-07 04:41:04 PM
What crime was committed?
 
2012-12-07 05:15:17 PM

jigger: What crime was committed?


There was an incorrect apostrophe in 'its'

/subby
//shamed
///someone post that cartoon, you know the one
 
2012-12-07 06:14:22 PM
So, no Scottish Tea Party, then?
 
2012-12-07 06:14:47 PM
And yet they still deep fry Mars Bars as a light snack...
 
2012-12-07 06:18:32 PM
No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.
 
2012-12-07 06:45:03 PM
Has anyone mentioned Alex Salmond in the thread yet?

Well, nothing more to be done here then.
 
2012-12-08 01:02:50 AM

Mouser: No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.


Was that the one where the Republican lost?
 
2012-12-08 01:06:16 AM
No true Scotsman would ever stand for this.
 
2012-12-08 09:53:42 AM
Jeremy Bentham unavailable for comment.
 
2012-12-08 06:19:06 PM

Now I Is!: Pretty Scotsman:

[www.weblo.com image 509x640]

[i2.listal.com image 600x840]

/Take your pick
//got nothin'


What a Scottish dummy may look like:

erthstationone.files.wordpress.com

/I meant the doll
 
2012-12-09 11:56:18 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Speaker2Animals: And subby shows his inferiority on apostrophe usage.

Has the headline changed? 'Cause there is no apostrophe abuse there.


Yes, it was changed. Theres a three-letter word up there. Use you're imagination.
 
2012-12-10 08:34:51 AM

Mouser: No worse than Missouri electing a dead man to the Senate, I suppose.


In fairness our alternative was John Ashcroft.
 
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