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(Westword)   Death by empanada maker? Not even the weirdest food death of 2012   ( divider line
    More: Strange, stay-at-home mother, Nutrition disorder, Raymond Segura Jr.  
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2012-12-07 02:23:44 PM  
5 votes:


Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?

I was wondering if "empanada maker" was anything like a "pickle slicer".
2012-12-07 03:04:37 PM  
3 votes:
Death by empanada maker?

Well, I guess their lives (puts on sunglasses)...had an unfortunate turnover.

2012-12-07 02:47:56 PM  
3 votes:
Brazilians Jorge Beltrao Negromonte, 50, his wife Isabel Pires, 51, and his mistress Bruna da Silva, 25 reportedly lured two women with offers of employment into their home, then killed them to make empanada filling.

Demônio barbeiro de Fleet Street
2012-12-07 02:42:05 PM  
3 votes:
Death By Stew Stew???
2012-12-07 11:51:47 AM  
3 votes:
/ Bluth family wanted for questioning again?
2012-12-07 02:26:09 PM  
2 votes:
Empanada filling and fertilizer. These people didn't waste anything.
2012-12-07 02:16:54 PM  
2 votes:
Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?
2012-12-07 02:15:22 PM  
2 votes:
Great, now I want an empanada.
2012-12-07 01:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
I thought that jumbo green chile burrito was going to kill me at first

/then I got worried it might kill someone else
2012-12-07 12:16:43 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-07 02:54:33 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-07 02:47:12 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: Great, now I want an empanada.

im making some tonight!!
2012-12-07 02:38:16 PM  
1 vote:

nirwana: Arkanaut: Why, was he screwing the empanada maker's wife?

Read article, then post.

2012-12-07 02:36:03 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-07 02:34:11 PM  
1 vote:
Does it really count if you weren't killed by food, but rather killed and made into food?
2012-12-07 02:33:04 PM  
1 vote:
". . .in the near soon?

/must have more Coke now.
2012-12-07 02:32:02 PM  
1 vote:

crabsno termites: "In other news, a Bumble Bee spokesman announced that a few of its lucky customers would find a sample of their exciting new product line in special cans hitting the shelves in the near soon"

But near isn't soon enough.
2012-12-07 02:28:40 PM  
1 vote:
Rescue workers -- including four prison inmates
How? That's nice but, how?

mother of eight children
two-gallon a day Coca-Cola habit

Let me guess, 8 in 8 years? Not 8 in 16?

2. Death by tuna.
Scomboid scomboid scomboid
his job was to put sealed cans of tuna into a pressure cooker to sterilize it; it's not known how he wound up inside the oven.
Not scomboid, sounds like he sleeps with the fishes. He SLEEPS with the FISHES.
2012-12-07 02:14:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-07 12:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. Already a cornballer joke? Awesome.

Long live Fark.
2012-12-07 11:19:11 AM  
1 vote:
people killing others to cook them and sell them? this isn't sweeney todd, people, it's reality!!
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