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(SILive)   Woman facing felony charges after refusing to stop yapping on her cell in courtroom, ignoring the judge's orders to leave, arguing with court officers and then getting all punchy   (silive.com) divider line 52
    More: Dumbass, court officer, felony charges, criminal contempt, dockets, District Attorney Daniel Donovan, criminal justice, phone calls  
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2012-12-07 03:13:16 PM
11 votes:
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2012-12-07 02:40:39 PM
9 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-07 01:09:11 PM
7 votes:
Some people just don't understand that the judge is the GM of the court and that he can, in fact, force you to roll a 1.
2012-12-07 12:30:26 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-07 02:19:39 PM
5 votes:
24redballoons.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-07 02:16:06 PM
4 votes:
She should have reminded the judge that she pays his salary.

Just to give the story a teeny bit more schadenfreude
2012-12-07 12:37:13 PM
4 votes:
I can't wait for the followup where she drives off a cliff while texting about how stupid the judge is.
2012-12-07 03:20:22 PM
3 votes:

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Some people just don't understand that the judge is the GM of the court and that he can, in fact, force you to roll a 1.


I shudder to think what would have happened had she pulled that in the courtroom of one of the Judges I used to work for. The son of a MS Sharecropper, got himself a scholarship to college because of his mathematical genius, joined the ROTC because he needed to support his mama and his borthers and sisters, became a green beret (while black, in the late 1950's) Went to Vietnam twice, once in '62 and once as a full bird in '68. Came home quit the military put himself through lawschool, became a D and then a judge.

I tell you this to tell you that he might have been the hardest hard-ass ever to sit the bench, and someone infamous for how much he didn't suffer fools, but, frankly, he'd EARNED it.

I recall him talking to a juror who was an hour late back from lunch because there was a sale she just couldn't miss, and in his sweetest tone he asked her about what she'd bought, how much she'd saved, and then with Iron in his eye said "good. Glad you saved all that money, it'll help you pay the fine I'm about to give you" WHAM!

Worse yet was the new ADA who didn;t realize the judge's insistence on formality and decorum while court was in session. He asked the ADA if he wanted to "Voir Dire" a particular witness using a flawless french pronunciation and the lawyer, slightly mockingly, said "VWAW Whut your honor?" and in open court, before the defendant, the jury and everyone, the Judge leans forward, in this tiny quiet voice that meant to those who knew him, that he was seething "Mr Jones, please get up out of your chair, and go immediately to Mr Johnson's (the DA for the county) office and give him a message from me" The attorney, a little baffled since trial WAS going on said "of course, what's the message?" and the Judge said "Tell him that Judge X would like him to send a REAL LAWYER to his courtroom to replace you in this trial"
2012-12-07 02:40:35 PM
3 votes:

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Some people just don't understand that the judge is the GM of the court and that he can, in fact, force you to roll a 1.


Judge: The pungent smell of misdemeanors and felonies emanates from the wet courtroom walls...
Jennifer Ortiz: WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!
2012-12-07 04:55:33 PM
2 votes:

ybishop: [images.ridemonkey.com image 478x333] 

When keeping it real goes wrong.....


EFF THAT! I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE.
2012-12-07 04:21:01 PM
2 votes:
She should have gotten tazed hard like this smart mouth idiot did:

Link

The world needs more people like P. Barnes
www.strangebeaver.com
2012-12-07 03:57:46 PM
2 votes:

Odd Bird: MagSeven: Quick fark poll. Who would you rather sit next to on a commercial flight?

This stewardess
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/you didn't specify the choices


I'd rather sit next to Deltalina

northbynwa.com

Oh, yes...I've been a naughty boy. Help me buckle my seatbelt?
2012-12-07 03:44:40 PM
2 votes:

freewill: TheOtherMisterP: And if they're going to blow up my plane, at least I know they'll be quiet during the first part of the flight.

I don't know, I spent 11 hours next a screaming Dutch baby. Never stopped screaming, even once, all night long.


What a dutch baby might look like:
whatscookingamerica.net
2012-12-07 03:38:06 PM
2 votes:
Quick fark poll. Who would you rather sit next to on a commercial flight?

Regardless of race, I don't want to sit next to an American. They're fat. Give me a skinny European/Asian/Mid-Easterner/African any day.

And if they're going to blow up my plane, at least I know they'll be quiet during the first part of the flight.
2012-12-07 03:10:14 PM
2 votes:
Have her approach bench.
Smash cell with gavel.
Problem solved.
2012-12-07 03:00:40 PM
2 votes:
img5.imageshack.us
2012-12-07 02:57:07 PM
2 votes:

capnmonkey: Uhm, whatever happened to Freedom of Speech in this country???

One more constitutional protection trampled in the name of government. RIP 1st, 2nd amendment.

...


That is one unmotivated, uninspired troll attempt. Freedom of Speech is wasted on your effort.
2012-12-07 01:22:16 PM
2 votes:
Judge Alan Meyer: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
2012-12-07 06:26:51 PM
1 votes:
In a related note, can anybody give me any justification for the tools walking around blaring music on their phones or headphones? I think that went out in the 80s, any reason I shouldn't just end the noise?
2012-12-07 05:00:36 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: cleveoh: Embezelment/bank fraud serial killing = white*

Actually serial killers aren't disproportionately white. However, if a white person murders someone, they are much more likely to be a serial killer than a black person. The incredible (non-serial) homicide rate among poor young black males throws off the murder statistics in that sense.
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I think it would be safe to say that if a white person murders someone, there is no chance they are a black person.
2012-12-07 05:00:30 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: Any time you make assumptions about an unknown-to-you group of people, based on secondary physical characteristics like skin color, you being racist.


Or perhaps you're simply making an educated guess.

Educated guess = hypothesis.

Scientists formulate hypothesis regularly.

That can only mean that scientists are all racists.

OMG, STOP ALL SCIENCE IMMEDIATELY. IT IS A CLANDESTINE RACIST PLOT!

Only logical conclusion one can draw.
2012-12-07 04:42:00 PM
1 votes:
if you ever need a bit of a confidence boost, go hang out in a court room
2012-12-07 04:35:53 PM
1 votes:

RevBigfoot: She should have gotten tazed hard like this smart mouth idiot did:

Link

The world needs more people like P. Barnes
[www.strangebeaver.com image 603x326]


Thank you for sharing that video. It made my day.
2012-12-07 04:11:00 PM
1 votes:

CheekyMonkey: Gdalescrboz:
Actually, you're racist because you seem to think that 'black people' are a monolithic group, all sharing the same opinion.


What a monolith may look like
dakiniland.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-07 03:31:16 PM
1 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: Cell thread?

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Way to derail the thread

anilcm.files.wordpress.com
i29.photobucket.com
meta.filesmelt.com
web.mit.edu
2012-12-07 03:27:52 PM
1 votes:
Cell thread?

anilcm.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-07 03:27:32 PM
1 votes:
"Uppity People Problems"
2012-12-07 03:27:08 PM
1 votes:

On the Side: MagSeven:
Quick fark poll. Who would you rather sit next to on a commercial flight?

My wife?


I want to sit next to your wife too. Giggity!!1
2012-12-07 03:26:49 PM
1 votes:
Quick fark poll. Who would you rather sit next to on a commercial flight?

I think right now someone from Afghanistan or Iraq. Any group of people with a high chance that they would be missing an arm.
2012-12-07 03:24:30 PM
1 votes:

On the Side: MagSeven:
Quick fark poll. Who would you rather sit next to on a commercial flight?

My wife?


No, no. Your wife isn't an option She's getting mile highed in the lavatory by a bold co-pilot or something. She's indisposed. Your choices are: Chatty black or Homeland extra.
2012-12-07 03:23:19 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: leave this


I always enjoy that.

STOOPID biatch gonna mouth off at a cop and then he pulls a taser and she tells him to piss off SHE MAKE TEH RULZ!!!! OH NO YOU AIN'T GONNA TASE ME!!! ZZZAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!

/MAKES ME *SMILE*
2012-12-07 03:23:12 PM
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Bit'O'Gristle: Link

I'll just leave this here. Self important coont is self important.

Screaming and schadenfreude start at 3:30.
Aisle seat please, I like to stretch my legs


Why do you believe there would be aisle or window seats on a flight to hell? They are all middle seats with you smushed between those you have to travel with. Even if ailse and/or window seats did exist, what makes you think you get to choose?
2012-12-07 03:22:37 PM
1 votes:
Well, here's a once precious little snowflake all grown up who is going to get an opportunity to experience jail.
2012-12-07 03:17:23 PM
1 votes:
I bet it was a really super-important phone call. She was probably talking to her BFF, you guys.
2012-12-07 03:16:52 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Link

I'll just leave this here. Self important coont is self important.


Screaming and schadenfreude start at 3:30.
Aisle seat please, I like to stretch my legs
2012-12-07 03:16:41 PM
1 votes:

zinny: In this case, the stereotype was supported by the facts.

Is that a racist observation?


THE FACTS ARE RACIST!!!


this is one of those cases were other factors might be the cause, notice how she is a new yorker...
2012-12-07 03:15:48 PM
1 votes:
Is she related to Kanye?

Hold on Judge, Imma let you finish, but...
2012-12-07 03:10:59 PM
1 votes:
Holy Hell. When you're in front of The Man, it's time to STFU and behave like you have an IQ at least higher than your shoe size.

Do people no longer realize that judges rule their courtrooms with a degree of authority that would make a Middle Eastern dictator envious?
2012-12-07 03:05:53 PM
1 votes:
What's the point of being better than all of you if I can't tell you to f*ck off?

\I wonder what she thinks now that she's locked up.
2012-12-07 03:03:38 PM
1 votes:

CheekyMonkey: Any time you make assumptions about an unknown-to-you group of people, based on secondary physical characteristics like skin color, you being racist.


You sound black.
2012-12-07 02:51:47 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: Well, is she hot?


static.moviefanatic.com

Wants to know

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2012-12-07 02:49:13 PM
1 votes:

PaLarkin: This woman is an asshat who deserves whatever penalty is imposed upon her. This case is also a good argument for allowing cell phone jammers in this country. Install one of sufficient power to cover the entire courtroom. Put the switch at the bench within reach of the judge. Arrogant biatch starts talking on her phone, the judge flips the switch, problem solved.


Oh great. More government spending on some techno-crap that won't work properly. You liberals are always coming up with new ways of solving problems with expensive solutions instead of well-deserved beatings.
2012-12-07 02:48:07 PM
1 votes:
More of the "you are either with me or against me" attitude.

I blame Bush.
2012-12-07 02:46:45 PM
1 votes:
In this case, the stereotype was supported by the facts.

Is that a racist observation?
2012-12-07 02:44:26 PM
1 votes:
Uhm, whatever happened to Freedom of Speech in this country???

One more constitutional protection trampled in the name of government. RIP 1st, 2nd amendment.

...
2012-12-07 02:44:04 PM
1 votes:

buzzcut73: The Stealth Hippopotamus: holy hell. people have lost all notions of etiquette and respect.

This. Who the hell would even think that talking on your cell phone in a courtroom would be anywhere near OK?
If you're anywhere above clinically retarded, you'll shut the thing off (not silent, but OFF) before you even cross the threshold.


You'd be surprised. I've had the pleasure of the court system twice (divorce and custody modification). You'd think people were raised in barns. There's even a sign on the court door that says "turn cell phones OFF". My ex was busted texting during our modification. The judge told her to turn it off, she told him that the phone functionality was off but she still needed to text as she was waiting to hear back from her loan officer to purchase a new car. He told her to turn it off or lose it. He glanced at me for about 3 milliseconds. In that moment we exchanged a lot. I got the modification order I was seeking.
2012-12-07 02:32:11 PM
1 votes:

Devolving_Spud: She should have reminded the judge that she pays his salary.

Just to give the story a teeny bit more schadenfreude


If she can't afford to get herself out on $1000 bail, I doubt she is contributing much to society.
2012-12-07 02:28:08 PM
1 votes:
I like the comment that says the Judge should be banned because the taxpayers own the courtroom, not him. I wonder if she's been introduced to The Joys of the Sovereign Citizen yet.
2012-12-07 02:16:51 PM
1 votes:
Courtroom inside a Faraday cage. Jennifer Ortiz dropped into a shark tank. Both problems solved. You're welcome.
2012-12-07 02:14:32 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: holy hell. people have lost all notions of etiquette and respect.


It's no that people are any more or less polite. It's that nowadays we expect everyone to have a modicum of decorum. Whereas in the past there used to be an under-class that we expected to behave slightly better than animals.
2012-12-07 02:12:55 PM
1 votes:
biatch needs a shock collar.
2012-12-07 12:41:45 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to Your Opinion Means Squat ville.
 
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