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(NPR)   You know when you're waiting at the bus stop and you look...nope, still not there ....and you wait...and you look again...nope... and you wait some more ....look.....nope....and then you want to strangle someone? Here's a simple solution   (npr.org) divider line 6
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2012-12-08 01:09:50 PM
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Dr.Zom: geoduck42: Dr.Zom: Just light a cigarette. Bus will come immediately.

Glad to hear someone finally found a productive use for the things. You don't have to actually smoke it? Just light it?

I think so. As long as the cigarette is wasted to appease the Bus Gods.


They are not entirely without mercy. Sometimes, if you go to light a cigarette, the bus will come in view right before the flame touches the paper. It's rare but it happens, and you have to mean it. The Bus Gods can tell a faker.
2012-12-07 01:50:05 PM
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devilEther: [www.michaelvox.com image 350x262]

That's Scarlett Johansson in pigtails.


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2012-12-07 01:47:19 PM
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Just start walking; the bus will come when you're halfway between bus stops.
2012-12-07 01:46:20 PM
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Light a smoke the bus arrives instantly.
2012-12-07 01:45:43 PM
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Just light a cigarette. Bus will come immediately.
2012-12-07 01:42:13 PM
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So that's why Fark makes work feel better.
 
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