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(14 News Evansville)   If you've had something stolen, a thief may have it   (14news.com) divider line 40
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2012-12-07 12:54:31 PM  
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"Just a minute, I also found out water is wet today!"
 
2012-12-07 02:00:24 PM  
Thanks, Ric.
 
2012-12-07 02:00:54 PM  
My Virginity?
 
2012-12-07 02:02:46 PM  
THe one time a newsflash is called for and you blow it? Nice.
 
2012-12-07 02:02:52 PM  
I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.
 
2012-12-07 02:03:11 PM  

ChipNASA: My Virginity?


No. We all know you still have that.
 
2012-12-07 02:03:44 PM  
My wife stole my heart, but she's no thief.

/I'll expect to be in your pants later for that quip, baby.
 
2012-12-07 02:04:11 PM  
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Absence of excrement is obvious.
 
2012-12-07 02:04:13 PM  
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2012-12-07 02:05:59 PM  
A thief doesn't live in my freezer.
 
2012-12-07 02:06:16 PM  

Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.


politicalmadness.org

/Yeah but I'm not a TFer
 
2012-12-07 02:06:59 PM  

ChipNASA: My Virginity?


Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.
 
2012-12-07 02:09:26 PM  
I doubt a thief has my mind.
 
2012-12-07 02:10:45 PM  
The finder of lost things has been found.
 
2012-12-07 02:12:20 PM  

Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.


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2012-12-07 02:12:57 PM  

Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.

 

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2012-12-07 02:13:41 PM  
Everytime I watch the conclusion of a televised police chase in LA, I think "hmmm, is that my P220 that the perp just dropped?".

It's probably serving as a nice backup piece for a cop who appropriated it from the seized goods locker. Don't think I'd want it back anyway,
 
2012-12-07 02:14:02 PM  

ChipNASA: Wade_Wilson: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

Bet he won't get much for it at the pawn shop.

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GMTA
 
2012-12-07 02:15:39 PM  

ChipNASA: Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.

[politicalmadness.org image 160x120]

/Yeah but I'm not a TFer


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2012-12-07 02:16:38 PM  
They can keep my identity. Joke's on them.
 
2012-12-07 02:21:37 PM  

Fark Reddit or bust: ChipNASA: My Virginity?

No. We all know you still have that.


Just to pile on the Virginity abuse meme.

ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-12-07 02:35:10 PM  
Can I get some Oh?

/The World is not enough
 
2012-12-07 02:39:37 PM  
" It was such a huge haul that authorities needed an actual U-Haul to move everything. "

As opposed to an unreal U-Haul?
 
2012-12-07 02:56:46 PM  
This may sound contrary to the mood of this thread, but whenever I think something has been stolen by some nefarious thief, it turns out to just have been misplaced.
 
2012-12-07 03:12:59 PM  

offmymeds: I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.


dude! i think i found them all dried out, hiding in my box of Cheerios. scariest breakfast i've had in years. this is really creepy.

Sgygus: This may sound contrary to the mood of this thread, but whenever I think something has been stolen by some nefarious thief, it turns out to just have been misplaced.


it's always in the last place you look.
 
2012-12-07 03:20:14 PM  
Cartilage is missing from my knee...how did that S.O.B. get that stuff??
 
2012-12-07 03:23:49 PM  
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2012-12-07 03:24:40 PM  
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2012-12-07 03:26:37 PM  

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I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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2012-12-07 03:31:28 PM  

ChipNASA: aerojockey: [www.aerojockey.com image 140x105]

I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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I wanna play, too...

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2012-12-07 03:46:16 PM  

Current Resident: ChipNASA: aerojockey: [www.aerojockey.com image 140x105]

I see your Ric and raise you a Hasselhoff

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I wanna play, too...

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And I raise you Gary Busey (with breasts)

iamdns.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-07 03:47:12 PM  
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2012-12-07 03:49:14 PM  
PWNIES!

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2012-12-07 03:49:56 PM  
One more....I like this one and it also creeps me out at the same time

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-07 03:51:35 PM  

KrispyKritter: offmymeds: I'm missing the letter "O" in my alphabet soup.

dude! i think i found them all dried out, hiding in my box of Cheerios. scariest breakfast i've had in years. this is really creepy.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 04:51:47 PM  
No, a thief doesn't likely have it. More likely a pawn shop or someone buying shiat from shady characters in back allies has it.
 
2012-12-07 06:05:47 PM  
Why do you steal all that stuff and then not sell it? Hoarding I've heard of, but stealing to hoard?
 
2012-12-07 06:47:49 PM  
maybe he should have chosen his allies more carefully

/Goldeneye
 
2012-12-07 07:52:52 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Why do you steal all that stuff and then not sell it? Hoarding I've heard of, but stealing to hoard?


It happens. My wife dropped her wallet in a public restroom on a college campus a few years back and it was picked up by a woman who immediately used it for a shopping spree. The way my wife got her wallet back was, ironically, that the thief had dropped it in a restroom and someone found it and returned it. All of the wife's ID etc was still in the wallet, along with the ID of the thief. She had been using my wife's wallet as is. When the thief was caught she had about five laptops in her dorm room which she had swiped from various places on that college as well as all the stuff she'd used my wife's stolen credit cards to buy. Mental illness is not a pretty thing.
 
2012-12-08 12:10:23 PM  

ChipNASA: One more....I like this one and it also creeps me out at the same time

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www.thewvsr.com
 
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