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(CNN)   Stephen 'Fetal Alcohol Syndrome' Baldwin arrested for tax evasion, duckface   (cnn.com) divider line 43
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2012-12-07 10:07:18 AM
What part of "render unto Caesar" do you not understand, Bible Baldwin?
 
2012-12-07 10:19:26 AM
I love the guy in the comments screaming about how dumb democrats are because baldwin only plays a conservative on TV.
 
2012-12-07 10:24:22 AM
Oh is this where Fark gathers round to piss on the Christian? If you had Jesus in your biodomes this wouldn't be a problem.
 
2012-12-07 10:46:24 AM
Which one of these guys was moving to Canada if Obama was elected?
 
2012-12-07 10:50:41 AM

EyeballKid: What part of "render unto Caesar" do you not understand, Bible Baldwin?


He's a Fox News christian.
 
2012-12-07 10:51:14 AM
A law-and-order conservative breaking the law? That's known as "fighting for freedom."
 
2012-12-07 11:03:05 AM
Does NY have a high tax rate because it sure seems like a lot of folks get reamed for even spending the night in the place.
 
2012-12-07 11:04:57 AM
Strikes me that there's douche-baggery aplenty going on here - probably on both sides.

The govt doesn't need to arrest him or charge him with a crime (and probably are acting disingenuously in doing so) if it is actually engaged at the current time in resolving the exact amount in question.

So I'm guessing they sent him a payment notice, he pushed back disputing the amount but not the underlying issue, and then somebody got their panties all up in a twist (or both sides did) and decided to act like an ass instead of a person.
 
2012-12-07 11:11:25 AM
Well this is all well and good, but WHAT ABOUT BILLY BALDWIN???
 
2012-12-07 11:11:51 AM

GoodyearPimp: Which one of these guys was moving to Canada if Obama was elected?


Look, we were cool with Randy Quaid but we're drawing the line with that Baldwin lot!
 
2012-12-07 11:11:52 AM
Haha. Religion.
 
2012-12-07 11:23:38 AM
I heard he was being sentenced to appear in every Nic Cage movie for the next 5 years.
 
2012-12-07 11:27:27 AM
Remember how the IRS worked out a deal with Willie Nelson and he went and recorded an album and the profits were used to pay off his debt?

Somehow I don't think that's going to be relevant in his negotiations.
 
2012-12-07 11:30:15 AM

cefm: Strikes me that there's douche-baggery aplenty going on here - probably on both sides.

The govt doesn't need to arrest him or charge him with a crime (and probably are acting disingenuously in doing so) if it is actually engaged at the current time in resolving the exact amount in question.

So I'm guessing they sent him a payment notice, he pushed back disputing the amount but not the underlying issue, and then somebody got their panties all up in a twist (or both sides did) and decided to act like an ass instead of a person.


I can agree with this. Or some DA wants his name in the paper. Baldwin is an ass for sure (the video of him blessing the dirtbikes for the Jesus Extreme Sports rally is surreal), but tax payment failure usually isn't so dramatic. Look at how long it took them to nail Snipes.
 
2012-12-07 11:36:24 AM

paswa17: I heard he was being sentenced to appear in every Nic Cage movie for the next 5 years.


That's a clear violation of the Eighth Amendment.
 
2012-12-07 11:37:10 AM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: Well this is all well and good, but WHAT ABOUT BILLY BALDWIN???


This really is the more pressing issue at hand.
 
2012-12-07 11:42:24 AM

paswa17: I heard he was being sentenced to appear in every Nic Cage movie for the next 5 years.


Seems a little harsh...
 
2012-12-07 11:43:00 AM

Skarekrough: Remember how the IRS worked out a deal with Willie Nelson and he went and recorded an album and the profits were used to pay off his debt?

Somehow I don't think that's going to be relevant in his negotiations.


My advice to Stephen is to start smoking pot religiously. Immerse yourself like a Southern Baptist after Mardi Gras.
 
2012-12-07 11:54:04 AM
The news said it's raining in New York.
 
2012-12-07 11:58:18 AM
What the hell is it with all these " celebs " ( note the quotes ) not paying their taxes.
 
2012-12-07 12:01:04 PM
Actor Stephen Baldwin was arrested Thursday on a charge of failing to file New York state personal income tax returns


Why the fark would anyone with above average income stay in New York? Their tax system is literally out to get you.Link
 
2012-12-07 12:05:19 PM
TurboTax.com: even for the "famous".
 
2012-12-07 12:10:22 PM
He should blame Kaiser Soze.
 
2012-12-07 12:27:19 PM

cefm: Strikes me that there's douche-baggery aplenty going on here - probably on both sides.

The govt doesn't need to arrest him or charge him with a crime (and probably are acting disingenuously in doing so) if it is actually engaged at the current time in resolving the exact amount in question.

So I'm guessing they sent him a payment notice, he pushed back disputing the amount but not the underlying issue, and then somebody got their panties all up in a twist (or both sides did) and decided to act like an ass instead of a person.


For once someone in a Fark thread actually has a sane writeup of the situation. Congratulations.
 
2012-12-07 12:35:51 PM

sea_monkey: What the hell is it with all these " celebs " ( note the quotes ) not paying their taxes.


Well, apparently, you get away with it. Plus you save money.

Win, win.
 
2012-12-07 12:54:14 PM

veive: Actor Stephen Baldwin was arrested Thursday on a charge of failing to file New York state personal income tax returns

Why the fark would anyone with above average income stay in New York? Their tax system is literally out to get you.Link


Because the majority of the country is farking boring to live in.
 
2012-12-07 01:05:29 PM

Pincy: For once someone in a Fark thread actually has a sane writeup of the situation. Congratulations.


Too bad it's all speculation.
 
2012-12-07 01:08:52 PM
If only he was the Secretary of the Treasury, then tax problems are no big deal.
 
2012-12-07 01:23:50 PM
The article seems to overstate things a bit. I mean really, actor?
 
2012-12-07 01:37:19 PM

coco ebert: veive: Actor Stephen Baldwin was arrested Thursday on a charge of failing to file New York state personal income tax returns

Why the fark would anyone with above average income stay in New York? Their tax system is literally out to get you.Link

Because the majority of the country is farking boring better to live in.


fixed
 
2012-12-07 01:53:34 PM
He wasn't trying to dodge paying..Yeah right. If it looks like a duck...
 
2012-12-07 02:09:59 PM
Blue Steel
 
2012-12-07 02:16:13 PM

Grimlock2099: the video of him blessing the dirtbikes for the Jesus Extreme Sports rally is surreal


You have GOT to be shiatting me.

Also, the only good thing about Biodome is Kylie Minogue's ass
 
2012-12-07 02:52:10 PM
I hear that the taxes in New York are so prohibitive that no one lives there.

/Submitted this story with a better different headline.
 
2012-12-07 02:58:04 PM
He does not show any facial signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I know it's very trendy to say unlikeable people have FAS, but if you're going to throw around a medical diagnosis so glibly, then you should at least be somewhat familiar with some of the farking symptoms.

/peeve, I am petting it
 
2012-12-07 03:02:49 PM

farkplug: He does not show any facial signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. I know it's very trendy to say unlikeable people have FAS, but if you're going to throw around a medical diagnosis so glibly, then you should at least be somewhat familiar with some of the farking symptoms.

/peeve, I am petting it


Hmm. Based solely on your scribblings, I am diagnosing you as fat, ghey and your vagina contains copious amounts of sand, all of which are symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

/Yes, I'm kidding.
//Would rather troll without disclaimers.
 
2012-12-07 04:11:58 PM

paswa17: I heard he was being sentenced to appear in every Nic Cage movie for the next 5 years.


Yeah, leave it to Stephen Baldwin to fail upwards.
 
2012-12-07 05:35:18 PM
It's God's will Stephen.

It's God's will.
 
2012-12-07 05:37:59 PM
way to 7th grade schoolboy, subby. beware, puberty is a biatch.
 
2012-12-07 06:00:00 PM

veive: Actor Stephen Baldwin was arrested Thursday on a charge of failing to file New York state personal income tax returns

Why the fark would anyone with above average income stay in New York? Their tax system is literally out to get you.Link


Could be worst you could live in Alabama

Link
 
2012-12-07 07:03:22 PM
Stephen "Bapp" Baldwin
 
2012-12-07 07:13:28 PM

Kanemano: veive: Actor Stephen Baldwin was arrested Thursday on a charge of failing to file New York state personal income tax returns

Why the fark would anyone with above average income stay in New York? Their tax system is literally out to get you.Link

Could be worst you could live in Alabama

Link


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 12:24:37 PM
Poor guy, if only there was a religion he could exploit for attention and to rationalize his sins.

Step one of being "born again", at least try to stop sinning.
 
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