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2012-12-07 08:38:11 AM  
Next, there will be dancing!
 
2012-12-07 08:38:38 AM  
twimg0-a.akamaihd.net

I see what you did there...
 
2012-12-07 08:44:25 AM  
So that explains me. Huh.
 
2012-12-07 08:47:08 AM  
It's time for Fark to have an INSANITY tag.
 
2012-12-07 08:48:59 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: It's time for Fark to have an INSANITY tag.


Insanitea?
 
2012-12-07 08:51:08 AM  
Idle hands do the devil's work.
 
2012-12-07 08:51:46 AM  
She can have her tea after I get a beej and a sammich!
 
2012-12-07 08:54:12 AM  
I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!
 
2012-12-07 08:54:57 AM  

jafiwam: Idle hands do the devil's work.


That is going to be my new excuse.

/doesn't think that will fly in court too well
 
2012-12-07 08:57:48 AM  
Of course, that was before all the tea bags were sent to Washington.
 
2012-12-07 08:59:57 AM  

mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!


I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.
 
2012-12-07 09:00:22 AM  
This sounds Japanese.

*RTFA*

D'oh!
 
2012-12-07 09:00:44 AM  

mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!


Tea has corrupted you. Repent!
 
2012-12-07 09:03:09 AM  
Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.
 
2012-12-07 09:03:25 AM  
Isn't it fairly safe to say that at some point virtually everything women have done that wasn't housework was considered dangerous by some?
 
2012-12-07 09:04:16 AM  

FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.


No, you're just a pussy.
 
2012-12-07 09:07:51 AM  
We've come a long way. I don't have a woman and I barely need one. Think about what it's like to be a housewife today.

I need my dishes washed. I put them in the dishwasher. I wanted a double sink in my apartment to make washing dishes easier and faster, but hey now I can have a dishwasher! If I got a woman, she could load the dishwasher. Previously, she'd have to spend an hour or so each day washing dishes--all that mess from cooking, serving, three meals a day, and with a family... families might have one or two kids now, but imagine five? Cooking for five is tough; cooking for five kids (means seven total) is insane, and then there's all the dishes!

I need my floor cleaned. I'm putting in hardwood, but still. At the baseboard will be kick vents, and on the walls will be inlet recepticals. In the basement there's a power unit to apply vacuum pressure whenever a kick vent is open, so I can sweep into it; I can hook a hose up to the inlet receptical and vacuum. Vacuum out the couch and curtains.

Washing machine makes quick and easy work of clothes. Hell, I use a WonderWash and high-spin dryer. The little plastic washing machine is good when I want a small load in a hurry (who am I kidding? I can do all my laundry in 1 hour, rather than babysitting the machine between 1 hour loads); with the spin dryer, even towels dry in about 10 minutes. That thing sucks plenty of water out even after the washing machine's spin cycle. Laundry day used to be a whole day.

You can get all kinds of scrubbers for things. I have a brush I put on my DeWalt drill that I used to scrub the kitchen floor, it kicks ass. The dirt I couldn't get rid of for years even with a brillo pad and 20 minutes of scrubbing just turned into a thick black goo that I mopped right up. Ten seconds and I've got a big swath carved up and ready to mop. It'll take me 20 minutes to clean years of grime out.

If you own a microwave, you can bake an inferior but complete dinner tray including vegetables, meat, dessert, everything. Mashed potatoes, turkey with stuffing and gravy, lima beans and carrots, and some kind of apple in syrup for dessert. A home cooked meal is better but this is a fair replica.

The only thing a woman needs to do is get on her knees for 20 minutes a day.
 
2012-12-07 09:08:50 AM  

WhippingBoy: Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.


But they *do* have decaf, which ... I'm thinking you might wanna try.

No real reason, just a hunch.
 
2012-12-07 09:09:36 AM  
When I say Earl Grey, you say "Yes please!"

Earl Grey! Yes please!
Early Grey! Yes please!

When I say Assam, you say lovely.

Assam! Lovely!
Assam! Lovely!

/tea-drinking feminist
 
2012-12-07 09:09:57 AM  
Camelia Siniesis, the gateway drug.

Why, next they'll be asking for the vote.

//Monocle drop
 
2012-12-07 09:11:52 AM  
i44.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 09:12:29 AM  
It is much like the arguments that were originally against Marijuana.
150 years from now history will look back on our modern day moralists as trying to control the people.
 
2012-12-07 09:14:18 AM  

jonas opines: Isn't it fairly safe to say that at some point virtually everything women have done that wasn't housework was considered dangerous by some?


I remember when my last girlfriend moved in. It WAS dangerous for her to be doing housework. I could never find anything and the phrase " where is my ..." was repeated often.
 
2012-12-07 09:14:21 AM  

FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.


How YOU doin'?
 
2012-12-07 09:14:45 AM  

WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.


Someone needs a cup of tea and a nap!
 
2012-12-07 09:17:32 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.


Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.
 
2012-12-07 09:19:03 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: When I say Earl Grey, you say "Yes please!"

Earl Grey! Yes please!
Early Grey! Yes please!

When I say Assam, you say lovely.

Assam! Lovely!
Assam! Lovely!

/tea-drinking feminist


I recently discovered the best tea shop. It's run by a gal that has some high falutin' certifications from a tea institute and she is passionate about tea. It is a joy just to be in her shop.
 
2012-12-07 09:21:57 AM  

JackieRabbit: WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.

Someone needs a cup of tea and a nap!


Nah, that's more of an afternoon thing. Now it's double espresso time.
 
2012-12-07 09:29:24 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

"I did it in like an hour. I don't understand why you're such a freakin' martyr all the time. It's a house. It's a finite area. I'm not cleaning a town. "
 
2012-12-07 09:32:00 AM  
Heh... for fun, read the article again but replace "tea" with "Facebook".
 
2012-12-07 09:32:49 AM  

WhippingBoy: JackieRabbit: WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.

Someone needs a cup of tea and a nap!

Nah, that's more of an afternoon thing. Now it's double espresso time.


London would like a word with you, hipster.
 
2012-12-07 09:33:16 AM  

bluefoxicy:
Washing machine makes quick and easy work of clothes. Hell, I use a WonderWash and high-spin dryer. The little plastic washing machine is good when I want a small load in a hurry (who am I kidding? I can do all my laundry in 1 hour, rather than babysitting the machine between 1 hour loads); with the spin dryer, even towels dry in about 10 minutes. That thing sucks plenty of water out even after the washing machine's spin cycle. Laundry day used to be a whole day..


I had never heard of those, but now that I have, I need them. The only problem is the high spin dryer just removes moisture but it's still damp, right? Still, looks like a great deal.... as long as it's durable.
 
2012-12-07 09:34:40 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: No, you're just a pussy.


Coffee is for Mediterraneanians to help them get their cheese-clogged bowels moving while they smoke pole on the toilet.

There, I said it.
 
2012-12-07 09:36:11 AM  

FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.


Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.
 
2012-12-07 09:37:03 AM  

WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.


And I thought *tea* was bitter.
 
2012-12-07 09:38:29 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.


I like coffee like I like my men: hot bla...

ah, forget it
 
2012-12-07 09:40:55 AM  
Tea was taboo until these guys started drinking it:
thestrangebrew.co.uk 
/hot tea link
 
2012-12-07 09:41:55 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Tea was taboo until these guys started drinking it:
[thestrangebrew.co.uk image 518x570] 
/hot tea link


It's odd that they'd drink tea. It's not like their from England or anything.
 
2012-12-07 09:41:57 AM  

Shadow Blasko


Pants full of macaroni!!: It's time for Fark to have an INSANITY tag.

Insanitea?


It certainly wouldn't be subtletea.
 
2012-12-07 09:43:32 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.


Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.
 
2012-12-07 09:45:38 AM  
Whereas when men drink tea, this happens:

www.dane101.com
 
2012-12-07 09:46:28 AM  

FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.


Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are leaves picked by trained monkeys? Nah, I'll pass. Fermented, malted barley works just fine for me.
 
2012-12-07 09:47:05 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Pants full of macaroni!!: It's time for Fark to have an INSANITY tag.

Insanitea?


No thanks, I'll have a beer!
 
2012-12-07 09:52:14 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I had never heard of those, but now that I have, I need them. The only problem is the high spin dryer just removes moisture but it's still damp, right? Still, looks like a great deal.... as long as it's durable


Yeah it's a 3000RPM spin instead of 900 ... LG's new washing machines spin at 1200. For things like wool or anything that could be stretched out, you might want to use a small laundry bag to help hold stuff together. And unbutton your shirts first.

The little bucket isn't particularly amazing, except if you hand-wash. There are also hand-wash agitators--a plunger with a plastic cage that you stick in a bucket of detergent-water--which are a little more work but also highly interesting (especially if you have a utility sink). Straight-up hand-washing is slow, brutal, but efficient because you can have a bucket of wash water and a bucket of rinse water and use a lot less water--though the laundry plungers make it less brutal.

The clothes come out of the spin dryer damp, but dry enough to hang generally. Like I said, 10 minutes in the tumble dryer will dry towels after that. I've used towels immediately after spin, because they're damp and cold but they'll still dry you. I've gotten my boxers and shirts dried in under 5 minutes on high heat, too...

Spin dryers are popular in the UK. It's a wow product in America. Washing machine to Spin Dryer to Tumble Dryer.
 
2012-12-07 09:54:30 AM  

WhippingBoy: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are leaves picked by trained monkeys? Nah, I'll pass. Fermented, malted barley works just fine for me.


You'll never get an argument from me against fermented, malted barley. Real men drink fermented, malted barley. Sure, we can dally with coffee, tea, what have you, but I doubt you'll hear much in the way of argument against fermented, malted barley - and, let's face it, those who argue against it aren't real men, and can thus be discounted.
 
2012-12-07 09:57:54 AM  

FormlessOne: WhippingBoy: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are leaves picked by trained monkeys? Nah, I'll pass. Fermented, malted barley works just fine for me.

You'll never get an argument from me against fermented, malted barley. Real men drink fermented, malted barley. Sure, we can dally with coffee, tea, what have you, but I doubt you'll hear much in the way of argument against fermented, malted barley - and, let's face it, those who argue against it aren't real men, and can thus be discounted.


To drink fermented, malted barley is to drink an unfinished product, like the teenagers do. Real men drink Scotch.
 
2012-12-07 09:59:58 AM  
There's something to this: after some online digging, I've found that apparently Lapsang Soochong is Cantonese for "punch him in the scrotum".
 
2012-12-07 10:00:29 AM  

JackieRabbit: FormlessOne: WhippingBoy: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are leaves picked by trained monkeys? Nah, I'll pass. Fermented, malted barley works just fine for me.

You'll never get an argument from me against fermented, malted barley. Real men drink fermented, malted barley. Sure, we can dally with coffee, tea, what have you, but I doubt you'll hear much in the way of argument against fermented, malted barley - and, let's face it, those who argue against it aren't real men, and can thus be discounted.

To drink fermented, malted barley is to drink an unfinished product, like the teenagers do. Real men drink Scotch.


Feh. Scotch is just badly-copied Irish whiskey. If those haggis-eaters had spent the time glazing their tiles, we'd never have to worry about sipping a liquid peat fire.
 
2012-12-07 10:01:09 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: There's something to this: after some online digging, I've found that apparently Lapsang Soochong is Cantonese for "punch him in the scrotum".


Certainly tastes that way. It's tea for those who like Scotch. Waitaminute...
 
2012-12-07 10:03:58 AM  

WhippingBoy: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: WhoopAssWayne: FormlessOne: mscleo: I'm drinking tea right now.

My house is a mess.

And, I'm a femanist!

I'm enjoying a pot of Moroccan Mint tea right now. I'm apparently a balding, overweight, middle-aged feminist with a schlong.

No, you're just a pussy.

Perhaps, but I do enjoy a pot of tea.

Real men drink coffee. I take mine Michelle Obama style - hot, black, and bitter.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are beans pooped out of a cat? Nah, I'll pass. Rolled, dried leaves works just fine for me.

Really? A beverage for which the greatest expression of its "delicacy" are leaves picked by trained monkeys? Nah, I'll pass. Fermented, malted barley works just fine for me.


The crap I drink is about as 'delicate' as jacking off with 80 grit sandpaper. Limp-wristed pussies need not apply.
 
2012-12-07 10:05:11 AM  
But in some ways, O'Connell says, "contemporary culture has all of these ideas about food which might appear ludicrous in time to come."

Any examples come to mind?


Yeah, people say the same shiat about weed. In the future, we'll realize that it was invented so people would stop caring whether domestic duties were getting done or not.

/Don't judge me for pairing a magic brownie with my evening cup of tea already. It's the only reason I can stay mellow about all the oppression dude
 
2012-12-07 10:07:03 AM  

FormlessOne: BolshyGreatYarblocks: There's something to this: after some online digging, I've found that apparently Lapsang Soochong is Cantonese for "punch him in the scrotum".

Certainly tastes that way. It's tea for those who like Scotch. Waitaminute...


Lapsang certainly put hairs on my chest.
 
2012-12-07 10:11:46 AM  
"If women had time to sit down and enjoy a tea break, this must mean they were ignoring their domestic duties"

THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS STILL BELIEVE
 
2012-12-07 10:15:59 AM  

FormlessOne: Feh. Scotch is just badly-copied Irish whiskey. If those haggis-eaters had spent the time glazing their tiles, we'd never have to worry about sipping a liquid peat fire.


Actually, it is the other way around. The Scots introduced distilling whiskey to the world. The Irish followed in the Scottish tradition, whereas the Brits borrowed from the Dutch. I like a good Irish whiskey, too, but I like a good Scottish single malt best.
 
2012-12-07 10:17:09 AM  

jonas opines: Isn't it fairly safe to say that at some point virtually everything women have done that wasn't housework was considered dangerous by some?


Who's to say they aren't right?
 
2012-12-07 10:17:42 AM  
Nonsense! Why, I'm drinking green tea flavored with jasmine right now and I think ALL HAIL CHRISTABEL PANKHURST DEATH TO MEN!!
 
2012-12-07 10:17:55 AM  

cubic_spleen: "If women had time to sit down and enjoy a tea break, this must mean they were ignoring their domestic duties"

THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS STILL BELIEVE


AND IT'S TRUE
 
2012-12-07 10:19:13 AM  
reformers in Ireland tried to convince people that tea-drinking was akin to drinking the blood of slaves who were forced to work the plantations where sugar was produced.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
2012-12-07 10:26:15 AM  

JackieRabbit: FormlessOne: Feh. Scotch is just badly-copied Irish whiskey. If those haggis-eaters had spent the time glazing their tiles, we'd never have to worry about sipping a liquid peat fire.

Actually, it is the other way around. The Scots introduced distilling whiskey to the world. The Irish followed in the Scottish tradition, whereas the Brits borrowed from the Dutch. I like a good Irish whiskey, too, but I like a good Scottish single malt best.


Looks up from glass of Puerto Rican rum (not Bacardi..a more local 'non-export' brand) and sniffs derisively.

Who am I kidding? I will drink a glass of most anything from the scotch / whisky / rum / bourbon family.

Favourite Rum: Angostora 1919 (Trinidad)
Favourite Whisky: Forty Creek (Canada)
 
2012-12-07 10:31:53 AM  
Iced Tea.
 
2012-12-07 10:32:58 AM  

FormlessOne: BolshyGreatYarblocks: There's something to this: after some online digging, I've found that apparently Lapsang Soochong is Cantonese for "punch him in the scrotum".

Certainly tastes that way. It's tea for those who like Scotch. Waitaminute...


Lapsang has always reminded me of barbecue sauce.
 
2012-12-07 10:34:00 AM  

StevieKo: Iced Tea.


The Official Drink of Frigid Feminists
 
2012-12-07 10:38:59 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Whereas when men drink tea, this happens:

[www.dane101.com image 800x533]


No, they just put the bags in other men's mouths.
 
2012-12-07 11:28:29 AM  

This text is now purple: FormlessOne: BolshyGreatYarblocks: There's something to this: after some online digging, I've found that apparently Lapsang Soochong is Cantonese for "punch him in the scrotum".

Certainly tastes that way. It's tea for those who like Scotch. Waitaminute...

Lapsang has always reminded me of barbecue sauce.


Funny, it makes me think of awesome tea.
 
2012-12-07 11:30:01 AM  
I'm having some green tea, for the first time in months (because I'm out of coffee) so I'm getting a kick.

/of antioxidants
/and feminism
 
2012-12-07 11:37:15 AM  
reminds me of the old drinking song:
My husband's a mason, a mason, a mason
My husband's a mason, a mason is he
All day he lays bricks, he lays bricks,
He lays bricks
And at night he comes home and... drinks tea.


My husband's a plumber, a plumber, a plumber
All day he screws pipes, he screws pipes,
And at night he comes home and... drinks tea

My husband's a carpenter, a carpenter, a carpenter
All day he bangs boards, he bangs boards
And at night he comes home and... drinks tea

My husband's a jockey, a jockey, a jockey
All day he mounts horses, he mounts horses
And at night he comes home and... drinks tea

My husband's a postman, a postman, a postman
All day he licks stamps, he licks stamps
And at night he comes home and... drinks tea


My husband's a husband , husband is he
All day he drinks tea, he drinks tea
And at night he comes home and drinks MEEEEEEEEEE(-ad)
 
2012-12-07 11:42:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).


I'd make a snarky comment, and I know feminists will tell me that as I white male I should shut the hell up, but yeah...pretty much this.

The uni I went to wasn't extremely liberal, but I did have introductory courses notorious for weighting grades based on perceived privilege. Are you a white guy? Good luck trying to get an 'A'. Do you have stories about hetero misogynists being mean? Do you have stories to tell about Chicago cops harassing you for wearing gang colors while black? You'll do fine. Honestly, I was raised to see the idiocy of discrimination, and figured out privilege on my own; having the reverse discrimination happen to me felt like a slap in the face and just caused resentment.

For the flip side, though, the comp sci department was full of old white guys with math degrees, and you had to be blind to not realize they resented the women and Asians in the program.
 
2012-12-07 11:42:21 AM  
My wife gets a lot more done around the house after she drinks tea. Caffeine and chores are a delightful mix.
 
2012-12-07 11:48:52 AM  
No tea, ladies. Duty calls!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-07 12:03:41 PM  
Link 
This should help to clarify things.
 
2012-12-07 12:16:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.


Radical feminists don't want> social change. Without social inequality, they lose their cause for revolution, and their misandry would suddenly become taboo.
 
2012-12-07 12:16:54 PM  
I also find it funny that Spellchecker identifies "misandry" as a misspelled word but not "misogyny".
 
2012-12-07 12:22:48 PM  

MadCat221: WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.

Radical feminists don't want> social change. Without social inequality, they lose their cause for revolution, and their misandry would suddenly become taboo.


Not to mention the fact that the hits on their "blogs" would drop off remarkably.
 
2012-12-07 12:34:42 PM  
www.sheridanroadmagazine.com
What a Radical Feminist May Look Like
 
2012-12-07 12:53:09 PM  

pjbreeze: Link 
This should help to clarify things.


That was hilarious.
 
2012-12-07 01:52:02 PM  
WHAT THE BARKING RABID SLOW NEWS DAY HARD UP FOR FLUFFYCRAP PSEUDONEWS IS THIS BULLSHIAT!!??

F*ck this I'm gonna go get my ass some gods damn tea.

/yes I just answered my own question because
otherwise I would be kicking subtard in the balls for this stupidity.
 
2012-12-07 03:51:07 PM  
Begs to differ;

i629.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 04:17:44 PM  
Who is greening all this damn idiocy!?
 
2012-12-07 05:46:29 PM  

WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).

Last time I checked, Twinings didn't include that flavour in their sampler packs.


I think it was called "Raspberry Twunt" but it didn't sell very well.
 
2012-12-07 06:06:49 PM  

WhippingBoy: Tea drinking? I think not.

Radical feminism is caused by the indoctrinated belief that under no circumstances whatsoever should a woman be held accountable for her actions. Instead, EVERYTHING must be blamed on an oppressive, hegemonic, imperialist patriarchy that continues to go out of its way to oppress women and other "downtrodden" people (none of which can ever be straight, white men).

They also believe that a bunch of neurotic, irresponsible whiners with degrees in "Gender Studies" will actually affect lasting social reform by biatching about things on the internet, spewing feminist 101 rhetoric, hate-mongering, and shaming (disagree with what a "feminist" says? well then you sir are obviously a bigoted, racist, MRA rape-apologist!).


You say all that like it's a bad thing...WhippingBoy...

/sounds like someone's begging his Domme for a sound spanking
 
2012-12-08 01:50:38 AM  
If you've got time to steep, you've got time to sweep.

/DNRTFA
 
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