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(New York Daily News)   I'll see your mother-daughter porn stars who don't actually touch each other, and raise you the father-daughter porn stars who had a baby together   (nydailynews.com) divider line 57
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2012-12-07 11:06:32 AM  
19 votes:
Modern Medicine should be able to provide a proper face to this child.

i48.tinypic.com

i49.tinypic.com
2012-12-07 11:48:20 AM  
8 votes:

Langdon Alger: A brother and sister are going at it one night and as the sister is grinding away on top the brother says "geez sis, you're better than maw" sister replies back "that's what paw says"

also the lady who "fixed" that painting a while back got a hold of this kid as well.


i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-07 08:24:11 AM  
6 votes:
That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.
2012-12-07 11:50:12 AM  
5 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-12-07 11:24:28 AM  
5 votes:
wfsb.images.worldnow.com

And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she screws ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', she comes and she rips you to pieces
2012-12-07 11:21:17 AM  
5 votes:
Really? I have to be the one to say it? *sigh* alright.

Still a better love story than Twilight.
2012-12-07 11:17:42 AM  
5 votes:

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.


i45.tinypic.com
2012-12-07 10:51:16 AM  
5 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.
2012-12-07 08:52:38 AM  
5 votes:
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

So? Everybody does that.

Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
2012-12-07 12:24:31 PM  
4 votes:
in the exam room...
Doctor to father: is your daughter sexually active?
Father: umm, not really. she just lays there like her mama
2012-12-07 11:22:39 AM  
4 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have swallowed.


Looking at her physique it seems she did rather frequently.
rpl
2012-12-07 11:17:34 AM  
4 votes:
God, I am so farking sick of hearing about the royal family.
2012-12-07 10:59:11 AM  
3 votes:
Could be worse...

static5.businessinsider.com
2012-12-07 10:58:44 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-07 08:13:19 AM  
3 votes:
Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
2012-12-07 05:11:31 PM  
2 votes:

Generation_D: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)


I like how you started out all Sherlock Holmes with the deductive logic and all, and then tarded out at the very last moment, when you couldn't tell if the picture was reversed, despite the word "Seahawks" on the jersey. Bravo.
mjg
2012-12-07 01:05:41 PM  
2 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

[alliancetube.com image 320x240]



They're in syndication over on Spankwire
2012-12-07 11:48:14 AM  
2 votes:
That is just disgusting. Who could be so self-loathing that they would wear a Seahawks jersey in public?
2012-12-07 11:40:51 AM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: You make Connecticut sound like some kind of hell.


"Who the hell do you think you are? I'll have you know that Connecticut is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps."
2012-12-07 10:54:17 AM  
2 votes:
They should be able to get married.
2012-12-07 10:52:46 AM  
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.


I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. A sign read:

"Bread in captivity."
2012-12-07 10:49:40 AM  
2 votes:
Why bother blurring the babies face. I know legally minors need protecting but every baby looks exactly the same.

I recognize you....you're the conneticut porn incest baby.
2012-12-07 10:49:15 AM  
2 votes:

Generation_D: -- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)


Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

Is she actually his biological daughter or adopted daughter?

latimesblogs.latimes.com
2012-12-07 10:46:56 AM  
2 votes:
How babby end up with flippers instead of feet?

Like THIS.
2012-12-07 10:05:00 AM  
2 votes:
Sayers (seen here with his child) stands accused of impregnating his daughter, filming his daughter have sex with her then girlfriend and selling the footage without the other woman's consent, according to authorities.


gotta sign a waiver
2012-12-07 08:29:25 AM  
2 votes:
Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.
2012-12-08 08:19:24 AM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: no clever name here just move along: ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.

now we know where he works

The pixels?


Fark! Replied to the wrong post. Pretend I replied to No Clever Name Here.
2012-12-07 07:12:05 PM  
1 votes:
Poor kid. Face like a Japanese woman's vagina.
2012-12-07 01:46:58 PM  
1 votes:
The unidentified ex-girlfriend consented to having Sayers take photos and video of her and Hartford having sex, but not to the pornography's distribution.

cache.ohinternet.com
2012-12-07 01:12:45 PM  
1 votes:
I located a transcript of their dialog during intercourse:

"Whose you Daddy? Whose your Daddy?"

"You are!"
2012-12-07 12:52:41 PM  
1 votes:
"My Grand Pa did a cream pie and all I got was this lousy onesie"
2012-12-07 12:48:50 PM  
1 votes:

AllUpInYa: GCD: Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...

Daddy's reaching for the star is how they got here in the first place.


If he had gone for the star there wouldn't be a kid.
2012-12-07 12:18:10 PM  
1 votes:
You know, I think my dad is one of the coolest people in the world, but at no time in my life have I ever thought to myself, "Man, I really need to fark him."
2012-12-07 12:14:05 PM  
1 votes:

ChuDogg: What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.


I have an ex who grew up in one of the upper middle class areas of Fairfield County - I lived there for a while myself. He introduced me to the term "swamp yankee".

Aren't there supposed to be frog people in Bethel?
2012-12-07 12:04:43 PM  
1 votes:
Posted their mugs in one of yesterday's threads.

wfsb.images.worldnow.com

Link
2012-12-07 12:03:26 PM  
1 votes:

Bortrax: wefgegfefeeqw423gv


One of the more intelligent posts I've seen today.
2012-12-07 11:53:51 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Maybe when he grows up, he'll join Starfleet.
2012-12-07 11:48:28 AM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

Am I the only one who saw this resemblance?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-07 11:46:47 AM  
1 votes:
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three...

www.mansfieldct.org
2012-12-07 11:41:42 AM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I'd hate to be the social worker who explains to this kid how babby is formed.

Hope the tyke doesn't have any genetic defects. Still gonna have a rough childhood, at least.


He'll always get plenty of sex.
2012-12-07 11:40:38 AM  
1 votes:
www.metal-rules.com

Let me show you, how I love you
It's our secret, you and me
Let me show you, how I love you
But keep it in the family

Let me show you, how I love you
It's our secret, you and me
Let me show you, how I love you
The secret of the family tree
2012-12-07 11:30:13 AM  
1 votes:

Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.


I think I know where you're trying to go with this, but it really is not the same.
Incest is illegal primarily for the mutant offspring it usually produces.


i48.tinypic.com
2012-12-07 11:30:00 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.


2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-07 11:27:31 AM  
1 votes:

Generation_D


-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)


The text on the jersey seems indicate that the pic is not reversed.
2012-12-07 11:24:36 AM  
1 votes:
www.wholeblossoms.com

That's one hell of a family tree.

/Hot like the prospect
2012-12-07 11:23:41 AM  
1 votes:
What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.
2012-12-07 11:23:12 AM  
1 votes:

CreepyBasementGuy: Everyday there is more stuff on the tubes that I would rather not see.


Then quit searching for it.
2012-12-07 11:09:49 AM  
1 votes:
Jeffrey Jones, this is no way to "bust out" of Witness Protection, man.

news.bbc.co.uk
2012-12-07 11:03:10 AM  
1 votes:

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

[alliancetube.com image 320x240]


Their father was elected POTUS.
2012-12-07 10:54:09 AM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?


It's Friday, December 7, 2012, you're asking this of someone in the state of Washington... I think we can make some educated guesses here.
2012-12-07 10:52:30 AM  
1 votes:
And wtf are you feed your baby there? beef jerky and cheetos?
2012-12-07 10:50:08 AM  
1 votes:
I love the Smurfs shirt.
2012-12-07 10:48:04 AM  
1 votes:
Talk about daddy issues.
2012-12-07 10:47:52 AM  
1 votes:
Apparently inbreeding leads to sasquatch babies.
2012-12-07 10:47:14 AM  
1 votes:
I like the Smurfs "Big Papa" t-shirt...
2012-12-07 10:45:40 AM  
1 votes:
Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."
2012-12-07 09:40:21 AM  
1 votes:
Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.
 
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