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(New York Daily News)   I'll see your mother-daughter porn stars who don't actually touch each other, and raise you the father-daughter porn stars who had a baby together   ( divider line
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2012-12-07 11:23:12 AM  
3 votes:

CreepyBasementGuy: Everyday there is more stuff on the tubes that I would rather not see.

Then quit searching for it.
2012-12-07 11:21:17 AM  
3 votes:
Really? I have to be the one to say it? *sigh* alright.

Still a better love story than Twilight.
2012-12-07 11:01:18 AM  
2 votes:
The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.
2012-12-07 10:59:11 AM  
2 votes:
Could be worse...
2012-12-07 10:45:40 AM  
2 votes:
Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."
2012-12-08 08:18:19 AM  
1 vote:

no clever name here just move along: ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.

now we know where he works

The pixels?
2012-12-07 01:14:07 PM  
1 vote:

LordBeavis: Glitchwerks: Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

I'll second this. A movie actor has to earn the title "star" with years of hard work. Why is it that a plain Jane with a gunt becomes a "porn star" simply by going tuna diving on her friend and having her dad record it?

That's why the article says ASPIRING porn star.
It's just Fark's headline writer that removed the word and decided Dad was a pornstar too (as far as I can tell, he's an aspiring porn DIRECTOR).
2012-12-07 12:53:23 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.

Well... I mean, she just had a baby...
2012-12-07 12:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
"My Grand Pa did a cream pie and all I got was this lousy onesie"
2012-12-07 12:18:10 PM  
1 vote:
You know, I think my dad is one of the coolest people in the world, but at no time in my life have I ever thought to myself, "Man, I really need to fark him."
2012-12-07 12:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
I am every bit as creeped out as everyone else is, but is justice served by farking up the kid even more by putting it all out in public where it will one day follow him around through school? Seems like society can't punish this family any more than they punish themselves.

/Everything that revolts us doesn't necessarily require punishment.
2012-12-07 11:50:12 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-07 11:48:28 AM  
1 vote:

Am I the only one who saw this resemblance?
2012-12-07 11:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-07 11:31:11 AM  
1 vote:

Blame her...
2012-12-07 11:30:10 AM  
1 vote:
OK, so the kid's father is also his grandfather, and his mother is also his sister...

holy crap...

2012-12-07 11:30:00 AM  
1 vote:

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.
2012-12-07 11:24:28 AM  
1 vote:

And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she screws ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', she comes and she rips you to pieces
2012-12-07 11:23:41 AM  
1 vote:
What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.
2012-12-07 11:17:42 AM  
1 vote:

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.
2012-12-07 11:17:34 AM  
1 vote:
God, I am so farking sick of hearing about the royal family.
2012-12-07 11:16:00 AM  
1 vote:
Y'all farkers slipping.

/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family
2012-12-07 11:06:46 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

Hah! That'd be my guess as well.

At this level of inbreeding, it only makes sense to talk about consanguinity fractions. Since the (older) daughter has half her father's genes, the baby has three fourths of the father's genes.

They're not three fourths sisters, they're sisters and a half, 37.5% consanguinity.
2012-12-07 11:06:32 AM  
1 vote:
Modern Medicine should be able to provide a proper face to this child.
2012-12-07 10:55:57 AM  
1 vote:

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...
2012-12-07 10:55:19 AM  
1 vote:
If she's a porn star, then I am an astronaut.

/We all aspire to be something.
2012-12-07 10:54:17 AM  
1 vote:
They should be able to get married.
2012-12-07 10:54:09 AM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

It's Friday, December 7, 2012, you're asking this of someone in the state of Washington... I think we can make some educated guesses here.
2012-12-07 10:52:46 AM  
1 vote:

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. A sign read:

"Bread in captivity."
2012-12-07 10:49:40 AM  
1 vote:
Why bother blurring the babies face. I know legally minors need protecting but every baby looks exactly the same.

I recognize're the conneticut porn incest baby.
2012-12-07 10:48:02 AM  
1 vote:
I just feel so sad for the kid.

I know I know, it's Fark so fire away.
2012-12-07 10:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
Oh Connecticut.
2012-12-07 10:03:14 AM  
1 vote:

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)
2012-12-07 09:40:21 AM  
1 vote:
Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.
2012-12-07 08:17:08 AM  
1 vote:
Some people are just messed up.
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