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(New York Daily News)   I'll see your mother-daughter porn stars who don't actually touch each other, and raise you the father-daughter porn stars who had a baby together   (nydailynews.com) divider line 239
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2012-12-07 10:59:47 AM

stupiddream: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

Looks like the child has slapped into a Slim Jim.


Dad appears to have experience slapping his children with a slim Jim.
 
2012-12-07 11:01:18 AM
The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.
 
2012-12-07 11:01:23 AM
Can some one with some skill add the "monkey jesus" face to the pixelated baby face?
 
2012-12-07 11:02:02 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Clutch2013: She's OK looking

o.O

/I mean, I'm a straight chick, but, gross.


I've seen worse, both on the Internet and off.

Moot point anyway. Like I said, the crazy is there...

/don't do it. Not ever
 
2012-12-07 11:02:46 AM
DamnYankees
 
2012-12-07 11:02:46 AM

HMS_Blinkin: The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.


This guy is the worst

Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.


Sad attempt.
 
2012-12-07 11:03:10 AM

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

[alliancetube.com image 320x240]


Their father was elected POTUS.
 
2012-12-07 11:04:10 AM
They're porn stars not geneticists. Doing porn is relatively taboo and as an industry, not likely to attract very intelligent persons, so you can't expect them to figure out that some taboos exist for very good reasons.
 
2012-12-07 11:05:12 AM
I'm sufficiently jaded by the internet to not be especially shocked at the idea of two related people having a threeway with the same person.

...but JESUS CHRIST, DO NOT FARK EACH OTHER.
 
2012-12-07 11:05:14 AM

cgraves67: They're porn stars not geneticists. Doing porn is relatively taboo and as an industry, not likely to attract very intelligent persons, so you can't expect them to figure out that some taboos exist for very good reasons.


You didn't RTFA, did you?
 
2012-12-07 11:05:45 AM

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.


FTA: Tiffany Hartford, 23, and George Sayers Jr., 46, of Bethel, Conn.

So by "down South", you mean New York City?
 
2012-12-07 11:06:01 AM
I don't really see what the problem is. It's just two people wanting to get laid and the woman ends up prego...Happens everyday.
 
2012-12-07 11:06:32 AM
Modern Medicine should be able to provide a proper face to this child.

i48.tinypic.com

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-07 11:06:46 AM

Cythraul: Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

Hah! That'd be my guess as well.


At this level of inbreeding, it only makes sense to talk about consanguinity fractions. Since the (older) daughter has half her father's genes, the baby has three fourths of the father's genes.

They're not three fourths sisters, they're sisters and a half, 37.5% consanguinity.
 
2012-12-07 11:09:28 AM
She should have swallowed.
 
2012-12-07 11:09:49 AM
Jeffrey Jones, this is no way to "bust out" of Witness Protection, man.

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-12-07 11:10:37 AM
The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.
 
2012-12-07 11:10:38 AM
Oh, it could be upped...

What is he waited for his daughter/granddaughter to get old enough, then they had a fling.

She could be her own grandma! And step-mother!

:P

/Finds a seat in the corner.
 
2012-12-07 11:11:28 AM
I need brain bleach after that one. Ewww your dad?
 
2012-12-07 11:11:38 AM
What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-07 11:11:58 AM

kvinesknows: AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. A sign read:

"Bread in captivity."


LOL, WHUT?
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 11:14:40 AM

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.


He probably works there
 
2012-12-07 11:16:00 AM
Y'all farkers slipping.

farm3.static.flickr.com

/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family
 
2012-12-07 11:16:29 AM

Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?


Holy crap! I'd like to read that. Just from my own personal experiences, that would so not seem to be true.
 
GCD
2012-12-07 11:17:01 AM

Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?


Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...
 
2012-12-07 11:17:14 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Modern Medicine should be able to provide a proper face to this child.

[i48.tinypic.com image 500x665]

[i49.tinypic.com image 500x665]


I lawl'd.
 
rpl
2012-12-07 11:17:34 AM
God, I am so farking sick of hearing about the royal family.
 
2012-12-07 11:17:42 AM

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-07 11:18:55 AM
FTFA: "The footage is not considered child pornography because the women were at least 16 at the time, said police."


lol wut?
 
2012-12-07 11:18:57 AM
Where can I find this mother-daughter pr0n I've been reading so much about?
 
2012-12-07 11:19:14 AM

mcmnky: Y'all farkers slipping.

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x305]

/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family


Give your mother a rest.
The game the whole family can play!

/Right North Carolina?
//Unless they're gay...
 
2012-12-07 11:21:17 AM
Really? I have to be the one to say it? *sigh* alright.

Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2012-12-07 11:21:48 AM

GCD: Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...


Yeah, that would keep their hands off each other.
 
2012-12-07 11:22:14 AM
Everyday there is more stuff on the tubes that I would rather not see.
 
2012-12-07 11:22:17 AM

snowybunting: Where can I find this mother-daughter pr0n I've been reading so much about?


The internet. I'd wager.
 
2012-12-07 11:22:39 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have swallowed.


Looking at her physique it seems she did rather frequently.
 
2012-12-07 11:22:39 AM

wambu: Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

FTA: Tiffany Hartford, 23, and George Sayers Jr., 46, of Bethel, Conn.

So by "down South", you mean New York City?


Oh my... the name Sayers (along with Veech) is rather infamous in Bethel. And not in a good way. (The incesty part isn't surprising once I saw that).
 
2012-12-07 11:22:48 AM

snowybunting: Where can I find this mother-daughter pr0n I've been reading so much about?


Google "the sexxxtons"
 
2012-12-07 11:22:50 AM

GCD: Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...


Daddy's reaching for the star is how they got here in the first place.
 
2012-12-07 11:23:12 AM

CreepyBasementGuy: Everyday there is more stuff on the tubes that I would rather not see.


Then quit searching for it.
 
2012-12-07 11:23:41 AM
What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.
 
2012-12-07 11:24:28 AM
wfsb.images.worldnow.com

And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she screws ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', she comes and she rips you to pieces
 
2012-12-07 11:24:33 AM
That's gonna be one hell of a family reunion down the road

/baby daddy is also baby grand daddy
 
2012-12-07 11:24:36 AM
www.wholeblossoms.com

That's one hell of a family tree.

/Hot like the prospect
 
2012-12-07 11:25:29 AM
I'd hate to be the social worker who explains to this kid how babby is formed.

Hope the tyke doesn't have any genetic defects. Still gonna have a rough childhood, at least.
 
2012-12-07 11:26:02 AM
Also, im not sure of Bethel counts as The Valley. That certainly wouldnt help either.
 
2012-12-07 11:26:14 AM
Their family tree is a telephone pole.
 
2012-12-07 11:26:17 AM

Siberwulf: [www.wholeblossoms.com image 350x340]

That's one hell of a family tree.

/Hot like the prospect


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
 
2012-12-07 11:26:23 AM

ChuDogg: What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.


You make Connecticut sound like some kind of hell.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.

Judging by the incest baby, I'd say they're doing it pretty well.
 
2012-12-07 11:26:33 AM

Two16: Could be worse...

[static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


This one would look great...skewered from ass to head, slowly turning over a pit as she slow roasts...after a bit you start hearing the sizzling/popping sounds and the overwhelming smell and declare to all....that this slowly-cooked child is made of bacon.
 
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