That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

Sayers (seen here with his child) stands accused of impregnating his daughter, filming his daughter have sex with her then girlfriend and selling the footage without the other woman's consent, according to authorities.


gotta sign a waiver

And, America, we're done here.

Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

How babby end up with flippers instead of feet?

Like THIS.

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

You should know, since you live south of them.

Apparently inbreeding leads to sasquatch babies.

I just feel so sad for the kid.

I know I know, it's Fark so fire away.

Talk about daddy issues.

Anyone find their flick on Motherless?

Generation_D: -- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

Is she actually his biological daughter or adopted daughter?

Why bother blurring the babies face. I know legally minors need protecting but every baby looks exactly the same.

I recognize you....you're the conneticut porn incest baby.

I love the Smurfs shirt.

Intrigued.

I see the family tree just goes straight up here.

nope nope nope nope nope

And wtf are you feed your baby there? beef jerky and cheetos?

wildcardjack: Dude, what have you been smoking where you can't tell if the word Seahawks is reversed?

It's Friday, December 7, 2012, you're asking this of someone in the state of Washington... I think we can make some educated guesses here.

They should be able to get married.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

Looks like the child has slapped into a Slim Jim.

If she's a porn star, then I am an astronaut.

/We all aspire to be something.

Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

if he was truly from the south, that would be sweet tea in his hand instead of fancy coffee

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

That's not his face, He's showing his motorboating skills. He wants to turn the family into a threesome

She's OK looking, but there's no hiding the crazy there.

/not even once

IamAwake: Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

That's why this isn't a dog bites man story and has actual press coverage.

This awfully sounds like a CSI: Las Vegas episode.

/sips beer

I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

Could be worse...

stupiddream: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

Poor baby. Having to live with that face.

Looks like the child has slapped into a Slim Jim.

Dad appears to have experience slapping his children with a slim Jim.

The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.

Can some one with some skill add the "monkey jesus" face to the pixelated baby face?

CapeFearCadaver: Clutch2013: She's OK looking

o.O

/I mean, I'm a straight chick, but, gross.

I've seen worse, both on the Internet and off.

Moot point anyway. Like I said, the crazy is there...

/don't do it. Not ever

HMS_Blinkin: The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.

This guy is the worst

Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.

Sad attempt.

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

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Their father was elected POTUS.

They're porn stars not geneticists. Doing porn is relatively taboo and as an industry, not likely to attract very intelligent persons, so you can't expect them to figure out that some taboos exist for very good reasons.

I'm sufficiently jaded by the internet to not be especially shocked at the idea of two related people having a threeway with the same person.

...but JESUS CHRIST, DO NOT FARK EACH OTHER.

Cythraul: Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

Hah! That'd be my guess as well.

At this level of inbreeding, it only makes sense to talk about consanguinity fractions. Since the (older) daughter has half her father's genes, the baby has three fourths of the father's genes.

They're not three fourths sisters, they're sisters and a half, 37.5% consanguinity.

Jeffrey Jones, this is no way to "bust out" of Witness Protection, man.

Oh, it could be upped...

What is he waited for his daughter/granddaughter to get old enough, then they had a fling.

She could be her own grandma! And step-mother!

:P

/Finds a seat in the corner.

I need brain bleach after that one. Ewww your dad?

What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.

He probably works there

Y'all farkers slipping.



/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family

Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Modern Medicine should be able to provide a proper face to this child.

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I lawl'd.

God, I am so farking sick of hearing about the royal family.

FTFA: "The footage is not considered child pornography because the women were at least 16 at the time, said police."


lol wut?

mcmnky: Y'all farkers slipping.

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/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family

Give your mother a rest.
The game the whole family can play!

/Right North Carolina?
//Unless they're gay...

Everyday there is more stuff on the tubes that I would rather not see.

snowybunting: Where can I find this mother-daughter pr0n I've been reading so much about?

The internet. I'd wager.

Random Anonymous Blackmail: She should have swallowed.

Looking at her physique it seems she did rather frequently.

wambu: Ennuipoet: Well, as they say down South: if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

FTA: Tiffany Hartford, 23, and George Sayers Jr., 46, of Bethel, Conn.

So by "down South", you mean New York City?

Oh my... the name Sayers (along with Veech) is rather infamous in Bethel. And not in a good way. (The incesty part isn't surprising once I saw that).

GCD: Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...

Daddy's reaching for the star is how they got here in the first place.

What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.

And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she screws ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', she comes and she rips you to pieces

That's gonna be one hell of a family reunion down the road

/baby daddy is also baby grand daddy

That's one hell of a family tree.

/Hot like the prospect

Also, im not sure of Bethel counts as The Valley. That certainly wouldnt help either.

Their family tree is a telephone pole.

Siberwulf: [www.wholeblossoms.com image 350x340]

That's one hell of a family tree.

/Hot like the prospect

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Two16: Could be worse...

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This one would look great...skewered from ass to head, slowly turning over a pit as she slow roasts...after a bit you start hearing the sizzling/popping sounds and the overwhelming smell and declare to all....that this slowly-cooked child is made of bacon.

Generation_D

-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)


The text on the jersey seems indicate that the pic is not reversed.

Dammit.

Seems to indicate

mcmnky: Y'all farkers slipping.

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/Incest is best, put your sister to the test
//if it's good enough for company, it's good enough for family

showed up for The Faye
Leaving satisfied

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

OK, so the kid's father is also his grandfather, and his mother is also his sister...

holy crap...

THE BOY IS HIS OWN UNCLE.

Blame her...

Two16: Could be worse...

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I keep looking at this, thinking...What is about to come out of that mouth? A half-formed word? Drool? A spit-bubble?

Gunny Highway: HMS_Blinkin: The quality of the trolling on Fark has really deteriorated. We used to have some pretty good trolls around here who exhibited subtlety and cleverness. Now we just get retards drolling about "libs" in non-politics threads. Sad.

This guy is the worst

Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.

Sad attempt.

Hey, that may have been politicking in a nonpolitical thread but I didn't say a damn word about libs libs libs.

You shouldn't be expecting people to bring their A-game in finals season anyway.

wefgegfefeeqw423gv

I briefly worked in Arkansas, and the ladies in the office had some twisted trees. One had married a man, had children, then dumped him for his uncle, who she also had kids with. So, the first children had a daddy/great uncle, while the kids were related to each other as sister/cousin? I never could quite sort that tree, but I guessed family reunions were pandamonium.

The rest was the usual for Arkansas - people married when they were 14, grown men sleeping with the grand daughters of women their age - etc.

I rejoiced when I left.

gja: Please let him get sterilized, and her as well.
That kid is DOOMED.

/smh

Or well prepared for public office.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.

I think I know where you're trying to go with this, but it really is not the same.
Incest is illegal primarily for the mutant offspring it usually produces.


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Please leave the Tea Party out of this.

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

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I can't see the pic here at work, but i'm only assuming it's the Hilton Twins... Last i saw, their hair was brown/black, still doing porn, and have filled out, i'm also assuming due to augments...

Cythraul: ChuDogg: What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

You make Connecticut sound like some kind of hell.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.

Judging by the incest baby, I'd say they're doing it pretty well.

Bethel is your typical suburban town in northern Fairfield County. It's got it's mix of well off and normal folk. However, the Sayer/Veech clan is notoriously the butt of jokes in town for supposed incest. This only confirms the rumor. The wreath posted earlier is a call back to the now passed patriarch of the family (Ikey) who, for all intents and purposes) looked like a troll that crawled from underneath a bridge.

/thumbs up to Siberwulf. Was hoping somebody would do it.

And she is pregnant again, apparently.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.

I think I know where you're trying to go with this, but it really is not the same.
Incest is illegal primarily for the mutant offspring it usually produces.

Firstly, incest in a single generation is about as likely to cause issues as tight bluejeans on men.
Secondly, since when is a low key eugenics program a function of the state anyway?

Let me show you, how I love you
It's our secret, you and me
Let me show you, how I love you
But keep it in the family

Let me show you, how I love you
It's our secret, you and me
Let me show you, how I love you
The secret of the family tree

they claim that they were unaware they were actually father and daughter. i would love to hear their explanation of that. however, it is technically possible though, so i'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and believe their story. because believing the alternative (that a man willingly impregnated his adult daughter) is worse.

Cythraul: You make Connecticut sound like some kind of hell.

"Who the hell do you think you are? I'll have you know that Connecticut is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps."

State of Connecticut removes custody of infant from the child's father, mother, grandfather and half-sister

/no, I cannot haz greenlight
//i am disappoint

BarkingUnicorn: I'd hate to be the social worker who explains to this kid how babby is formed.

Hope the tyke doesn't have any genetic defects. Still gonna have a rough childhood, at least.

He'll always get plenty of sex.

A brother and sister are going at it one night and as the sister is grinding away on top the brother says "geez sis, you're better than maw" sister replies back "that's what paw says"

also the lady who "fixed" that painting a while back got a hold of this kid as well.

Slaxl: Cythraul: Tiffany Hartford with her father George Sayers Jr. and her child/sibling, as revealed by a DNA test.

Too funny.

So is her daughter her half sister, or three-quarters sister? Fancy highfalutin maths works out around 3/4s by my reckoning.

That's only if she herself was not inbreed. A big IF.

Kiradikash: Oh, it could be upped...

What is he waited for his daughter/granddaughter to get old enough, then they had a fling.

She could be her own grandma! And step-mother!

:P

/Finds a seat in the corner.

I'd like to hear the mom/sister's grounds for objecting to this. It's "Sick"? That ship has sailed, babydoll.

came here looking for suggestions for some kinky mother/daughter porn...so disappointing.

don't tell me you guys actually read the rest of the headline, sheesh

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three...

That is just disgusting. Who could be so self-loathing that they would wear a Seahawks jersey in public?

Am I the only one who saw this resemblance?

Incest, the game the whole family can play!

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.



Maybe when he grows up, he'll join Starfleet.

Porn star? More like pork star.

CapeFearCadaver: I like the Smurfs "Big Papa" t-shirt...



Approves.

Aren't female porn stars not supposed to have beer guts?

DirkTheDaring: OK, so the kid's father is also his grandfather, and his mother is also his sister...

holy crap...

THE BOY IS HIS OWN UNCLE.

Well, on the bright side, at least he saved the money most people would have to spend on a time machine to accomplish that.

Bortrax: wefgegfefeeqw423gv

One of the more intelligent posts I've seen today.

machoprogrammer: Aren't female porn stars not supposed to have beer guts?

Rule 34 wishes to have a word.

The word is "fap".

Posted their mugs in one of yesterday's threads.



Link

enderthexenocide: they claim that they were unaware they were actually father and daughter. i would love to hear their explanation of that. however, it is technically possible though, so i'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and believe their story. because believing the alternative (that a man willingly impregnated his adult daughter) is worse.

Of all ideals they hail as good, the most sublime is motherhood.

Btw, other Bethel claims to fame.

P.T. Barnum - born in Bethel
Meg Ryan - graduated from Bethel High
Seth Graham Smith (Pride, Prejudice & Zombies - Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter) - also Bethel High

So yeah, circus guy, former "America's Sweet Heart" turned ducklips, parody author, and now a national incest story. Go team!

ATRDCI: One thing on which you can depend is, he sure knew who a boy's best friend is

*shakes tiny fist in rage*

I am every bit as creeped out as everyone else is, but is justice served by farking up the kid even more by putting it all out in public where it will one day follow him around through school? Seems like society can't punish this family any more than they punish themselves.

/Everything that revolts us doesn't necessarily require punishment.

ChuDogg: What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.

I have an ex who grew up in one of the upper middle class areas of Fairfield County - I lived there for a while myself. He introduced me to the term "swamp yankee".

Aren't there supposed to be frog people in Bethel?

You know, I think my dad is one of the coolest people in the world, but at no time in my life have I ever thought to myself, "Man, I really need to fark him."

Toy_Cop: FTFA: "The footage is not considered child pornography because the women were at least 16 at the time, said police."


lol wut?

Yeah, that's a new one.

gshepnyc: I am every bit as creeped out as everyone else is, but is justice served by farking up the kid even more by putting it all out in public where it will one day follow him around through school? Seems like society can't punish this family any more than they punish themselves.

/Everything that revolts us doesn't necessarily require punishment.

No, but it's so much fun to judge those that we deem inferior to ourselves.

in the exam room...
Doctor to father: is your daughter sexually active?
Father: umm, not really. she just lays there like her mama

This place went to hell ever since the Whalers left.

Headso: And wtf are you feed your baby there? beef jerky and cheetos?

*part of a balanced breakfast

This thing has been green for hours, and not one single reference to The Artistocrats? Seriously?!

/wtf, Fark
//I thought I knew you

Langdon Alger: A brother and sister are going at it one night and as the sister is grinding away on top the brother says "geez sis, you're better than maw" sister replies back "that's what paw says"

also the lady who "fixed" that painting a while back got a hold of this kid as well.

What did the 12 year old girl from Arkansas say when she lost her virginity?
"Get off me Pa, yer crushin' my cigarettes!"
/ i'll be here all week

Bortrax: wefgegfefeeqw423gv

Cat-like typing detected.

Who are you to judge?

Isn't she supposed to gouge her own eyes out and go wandering the earth now?

Well thats just creepy. I joke with my parents about us being inbred because a couple of their cousins got married. I know there is no genetic connection but hey still fun to tease. They came from small town Ohio.

Ennuipoet: IamAwake: Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

What? Southerners can't drive?

Besides, the "South" is really more of a state of mind than a geographic location.

No, it's a geographic area that you feel bigoted towards.

You know, growing up with a pixelated face might not be the worst thing in the world for that kid.

freetomato: ChuDogg: What people dont realize is that outside of Greenwhich and some ritzy areas of fairfield county, the rest of connecticut is just filled with yokels and jamokes. There is literally nothing pleasant about connecticut. I mean atleast the South has culture. Some people may not like that culture but you cannot deny that is in fact a culture. Connecticut is just a blank slate, desolate existance. It has neither positive nor negative attributes. It's like a monotone speaker going on day in and day out. Your days just merge togethor into one, having no idea if months or years have gone by. The only thing you might notice is the change in seasons, and even that is for the flat office conversation. As nobody really talks to one another here. You just kind of punch in your work day and escape your suburban house to sit out. There isn't really anywhere to go even if you did want to go out, past the age of 23.

It doesnt matter if you are urban, suburban, or rural either. You have none of the vibrance of New York or Boston, none of the convenience of the tristate, and none of the charm of a quaint New England town in New Hampshire or Western Mass.

Very stealthily Connecticut has endured has the dreariest farked up place in the country. We can't even do incest right for fark sake.

I have an ex who grew up in one of the upper middle class areas of Fairfield County - I lived there for a while myself. He introduced me to the term "swamp yankee".

Aren't there supposed to be frog people in Bethel?

Not sure. But there might be melon heads.

Happy Hours: Ennuipoet: IamAwake: Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

What? Southerners can't drive?

Besides, the "South" is really more of a state of mind than a geographic location.

No, it's a geographic area that you feel bigoted towards.

I blame Disney.

AllUpInYa: GCD: Virtue: What was that article a few days ago about porn stars being better mentally adjusted than other folks?

Re-read the article. They're ASPIRING porn stars. They're not quite there yet...and from the looks of them, they won't be there any time soon.

But someone ought to tell the, to keep reaching for the stars...

Daddy's reaching for the star is how they got here in the first place.

If he had gone for the star there wouldn't be a kid.

Happy Hours: Ennuipoet: IamAwake: Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

What? Southerners can't drive?

Besides, the "South" is really more of a state of mind than a geographic location.

No, it's a geographic area that you feel bigoted towards.

To be fair, we all have our prejudices and that one is, in general, pretty valid.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [wfsb.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]

And, you know, the thing about her... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she screws ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The bed sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', she comes and she rips you to pieces

Um...hmm.

I see a slight semi-retraction is in order. Earlier, I made the comment that she didn't look all that bad, even after considering the mugshot.

Now having seen that...yyyyeeeah. That's gonna take some alcohol.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 454x313]

Blame her...

Now, this, on the other hand...

If I could time-travel back to the '70s, the shockwave from my hitting that so hard would rupture the very fabric of the continuum.

Oh, that's nasty! 

ciberido: Of all ideals they hail as good, the most sublime is motherhood.

I will have you know that I recognized this from only the line you posted. Good on you. The world needs more Tom Lehrer. And hey, once it's all gone horribly wrong, there is a solution.

"My Grand Pa did a cream pie and all I got was this lousy onesie"

Sybarite: Apart from everything else disturbing about this story, that chick has a bigger gut than her dad.

Well... I mean, she just had a baby...

Glitchwerks: Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

I'll second this. A movie actor has to earn the title "star" with years of hard work. Why is it that a plain Jane with a gunt becomes a "porn star" simply by going tuna diving on her friend and having her dad record it?

Those damn yankees, always with the incest and the like. Keep them away from us decent folks down here.

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've forgotten these twins' names, but I enjoyed their work. I wonder whatever happened to them. This was about 12 years ago.

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They're in syndication over on Spankwire

I located a transcript of their dialog during intercourse:

"Whose you Daddy? Whose your Daddy?"

"You are!"

Easy to see why they went into pr0n. Nobody would fark either of them for free.

And by "aspiring porn star" they mean that she bangs dudes in her apartment building for 20 bock a pop and let's one of their buds record it on his smartphone for an extra five.

dustygrimp: Easy to see why they went into pr0n. Nobody would fark either of them for free.

I'd like to know who's paying for access to see their fat lard asses in the buff. Porn star? You can't be serious.

/Threw up in my mouf a little...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Holocaust Agnostic: They should be able to get married.

I think I know where you're trying to go with this, but it really is not the same.
Incest is illegal primarily for the mutant offspring it usually produces.


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What is the story behind that picture? I wonder where it came from. Poor souls

offmymeds: gshepnyc: I am every bit as creeped out as everyone else is, but is justice served by farking up the kid even more by putting it all out in public where it will one day follow him around through school? Seems like society can't punish this family any more than they punish themselves.

/Everything that revolts us doesn't necessarily require punishment.

No, but it's so much fun to judge those that we deem inferior to ourselves.

It's important to be nice to people who are inferior to you, even if just for one week.

Based on the mugshot, there may be more than one level of incest involved.

Because holy crap, I'm told I look like my Dad, but those two could be twins if it weren't for the age difference.

PirateKing: Isn't she supposed to gouge her own eyes out and go wandering the earth now?

No, your're thinking of a man, though, who it seems, once carried this ideal to extremes. He loved his mother and she loved him, And yet his story is rather grim.


Elekra never slept with her father, according to legend, although the Electra complex is supposed to work the same way as the Oedipus complex.

Toy_Cop: FTFA: "The footage is not considered child pornography because the women were at least 16 at the time, said police."

lol wut?

Age of consent is not a federally-mandated age. In many states, including California where most US porn and lesser forms of pop culture are produced, it is 18. This has led to the assumption that the age of consent is 18 everywhere, which is incorrect.

All you have to do is type "what is the age of consent in connecticut" into the Google page and you can discover that the age of consent in CT is 16. While they might have violated other statutes in their shennanigans, under-age farking was not one of them.

/ In Maryland it's 16.
// Not that I would have any reason to know.
/// Heck, in Singapore it's 14.
//// Has never committed statutory farking.

Old jokes time:

Boy: Daddy, Mary Sue and I are 'bout to get married
Dad: Is she any good in bed, boy?
Boy: Oh daddy, we ain't never did that. Mary Sue's a virgin!
Dad: A virgin!?! Boy you ain't marrying no trash like that. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ourn.

Q. What's the definition of "relative humidity in Alabama?
A. The drop of sweat that rolls down your brother's back as you butt-fark him.

Q. What does a girl from West Virginia say after having sex?
A. Daddy get up off of me now, you're crushin' my Marlboros

JackieRabbit: And by "aspiring porn star" they mean that she bangs dudes in her apartment building for 20 bock a pop and let's one of their buds record it on his smartphone for an extra five.

BINGO!

/Would not even jerkoff on her arm.......

Civchic: Based on the mugshot, there may be more than one level of incest involved.

Because holy crap, I'm told I look like my Dad, but those two could be twins if it weren't for the age difference.

He was told often to "go fark yourself" and now everyone is making a big stink because he did.

Inbreeding causes facial blurring.

ciberido: offmymeds: gshepnyc: I am every bit as creeped out as everyone else is, but is justice served by farking up the kid even more by putting it all out in public where it will one day follow him around through school? Seems like society can't punish this family any more than they punish themselves.

/Everything that revolts us doesn't necessarily require punishment.

No, but it's so much fun to judge those that we deem inferior to ourselves.

It's important to be nice to people who are inferior to you, even if just for one week.

LOL. Thanks! I remember seeing him on PBS back when they actually had some pretty cool programming.

A few other quotes come to mind about her:

"You smell like B.O. and taco meat"

"Git my prybar"

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

Wait, wut?

"You wanna do a mother-daughter routine? Name your price."

Bordering on NSFW (Lifetime TV) http://youtu.be/KqugUtzajA0

Polishwonder74: "You wanna do a mother-daughter routine? Name your price."

Bordering on NSFW (Lifetime TV) http://youtu.be/KqugUtzajA0

Someones a clone.

jst3p: Happy Hours: Ennuipoet: IamAwake: Huh, I didn't realize Connecticut was considered the "south" these days...

What? Southerners can't drive?

Besides, the "South" is really more of a state of mind than a geographic location.

No, it's a geographic area that you feel bigoted towards.

To be fair, we all have our prejudices and that one is, in general, pretty valid.

True. There's a reason most of the world pictures someone from north of the Mason-Dixon line when they imagine the stereotypical Ugly American. The Northeast,one of the most populated regions of the country, has produced only three Miss Americas while the inbred South has the southern belle and Elly May stereotypes. We've visited your small towns and and it's fairly evident why Yankee boys, excluding those in creepy religious enclaves, have no interest in trying to fark their sisters.

Rev. Skarekroe: shortymac: What is the story behind that picture? I wonder where it came from. Poor souls

I don't remember their names or the photographer, but they're the South African equivalent of hillbillies. That's pretty much it.

Dresie and Casie.

6502programmer: Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three...

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How'd you do that without time travel?

I submitted something like this yesterday with another headline.


*sniff*

Igor Jakovsky: Polishwonder74: "You wanna do a mother-daughter routine? Name your price."

Bordering on NSFW (Lifetime TV) http://youtu.be/KqugUtzajA0

Someones a clone.

You know, I've never actually seen this clip before, only heard the audio. Man, it's so much worse with the actual video.

Why did they blur out the baby's face? Who's going to look at that person in 10 years and recognize him from that photo? For that matter, who but a close relative would recognize it now?

The One True TheDavid: Why did they blur out the baby's face? Who's going to look at that person in 10 years and recognize him from that photo? For that matter, who but a close relative would recognize it now?

Facial recognition software remembers.

It's like an evil cyborg Pepperidge Farm.

Akabander: Toy_Cop: FTFA: "The footage is not considered child pornography because the women were at least 16 at the time, said police."

lol wut?

Age of consent is not a federally-mandated age. In many states, including California where most US porn and lesser forms of pop culture are produced, it is 18. This has led to the assumption that the age of consent is 18 everywhere, which is incorrect.

All you have to do is type "what is the age of consent in connecticut" into the Google page and you can discover that the age of consent in CT is 16. While they might have violated other statutes in their shennanigans, under-age farking was not one of them.

/ In Maryland it's 16.
// Not that I would have any reason to know.
/// Heck, in Singapore it's 14.
//// Has never committed statutory farking.

Yeah, so age of consent is fine however the guy made a video and then distributed it for profit. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Toy_Cop: Yeah, so age of consent is fine however the guy made a video and then distributed it for profit. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Well, yeah, but not because of the age of the participants, which was what the original "wut" seemed surprised about. Anyway, I was wrong, the age of consent is less than 18 in more than half the states.

I'm guessing he didn't obtain model release forms. Distributing the video for profit could certainly be a problem there.

/ Not a lawyer.
// Enjoys lawyer-speak anyway.

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What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

I like how you started out all Sherlock Holmes with the deductive logic and all, and then tarded out at the very last moment, when you couldn't tell if the picture was reversed, despite the word "Seahawks" on the jersey. Bravo.

megarian: DirkTheDaring:

Came here for this...

...you sick fark.

Well in all fairness, if you were either one of them, wouldn't you rather have the lights off?

/Just sayin'.

AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

Why do they even obscure the baby's face? It looks like 95% of all other babies.

freetomato:
I have an ex who grew up in one of the upper middle class areas of Fairfield County - I lived there for a while myself. He introduced me to the term "swamp yankee".

Aren't there supposed to be frog people in Bethel?

"upper middle class areas of Fairfield County" qualifies most of the area. However, having worked in a majority of the towns in the area, I can attest to swamp yankees being in every town. Even in the more well off country club towns like Wilton, Weston, and Westport.

The frog people thing is a new one to me and I've been in the area for 30+ years. Bethel has it share of white trash and swamp yankees, but no more than any other town in the area.

Poor kid. Face like a Japanese woman's vagina.

LordBeavis: Glitchwerks: Just because you made a pornographic movie doesn't mean you are a "porn star."

I'll second this. A movie actor has to earn the title "star" with years of hard work. Why is it that a plain Jane with a gunt becomes a "porn star" simply by going tuna diving on her friend and having her dad record it?

Just consider it an instant clasic. New and improved, as they say.

Sounds like you have made a lot of pornos. Any links?

you_idiot: AbbeySomeone: That baby has such a blank expression, perhaps it's the inbreeding.

Why do they even obscure the baby's face? It looks like 95% of all other babies.

6502programmer: Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three...

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Vidya Link

Also...

If she went blonde she could be Vicky Pollard's American cousin...

 

/Yer, but, no, but, yer, but, no, but, shu uuuhhh!

Generation_D: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]

What the hell?

-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

You caught all that and missed the pizza driver hat. A lot can be said about the pizza driver hat alone.

Generation_D: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x672]
What the hell?
-- Says they're from connecticut, there are no Seahawks fans in connecticut. That jersey style was sold I believe 2006-2010. Thats a Deion Branch #83, he played here 2006-2009.
-- Looks like he drinks and tries to fight left handed (Assuming pic is not reversed)

ummm....
you know how you can tell the pic is not reversed??

ignatius_crumbcake: The biggest outrage is that he wore a Little Caesars hat out in public.

now we know where he works

Half-sisters Lanny Barbie and Kimberly Franklin are both porn stars, and they have worked with each other.

I know, Debbie Downer and Lighten up, Francis, but incest isn't at all funny. I've known several women who were thus, and ruined by PTSD because of it. I didn't know about it until I read a book about it for clinicians. The girl I was dating at the time had 28 out of 34 signs or symptoms stated in the book. Perhaps more, those were the ones I could see.