FARK.com: (7473687) You may not be a ninja, nor a turtle, but deep down, where it really counts, you're a mutant

		You may not be a ninja, nor a turtle, but deep down, where it really counts, you're a mutant (npr.org)		4
		More: Interesting, Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute, Robert Green, turtles, genome project, genes

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Bondith		2012-12-07 12:45:00 PM

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My skin is white. It's a mutant adaptation developed by my ancestors so they wouldn't die of vitamin D deficiency in sunless, miserable climates.

meat0918		2012-12-07 12:10:02 PM

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My super power is that I can digest lactose.

tricycleracer		2012-12-07 09:55:23 AM

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Reproduction is essentially an analog mixtape your parents dubbed one night in the back of a Chrysler. Of course there's going to be pops, static, and the occasionally radio DJ hot-jocking the new Hall & Oates single.

ArkAngel		2012-12-07 09:48:58 AM

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Where it may really count

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