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(NPR)   You may not be a ninja, nor a turtle, but deep down, where it really counts, you're a mutant   ( divider line 4
    More: Interesting, Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute, Robert Green, turtles, genome project, genes  
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1913 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Dec 2012 at 12:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-07 12:45:00 PM  
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My skin is white. It's a mutant adaptation developed by my ancestors so they wouldn't die of vitamin D deficiency in sunless, miserable climates.
2012-12-07 12:10:02 PM  
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My super power is that I can digest lactose.
2012-12-07 09:55:23 AM  
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Reproduction is essentially an analog mixtape your parents dubbed one night in the back of a Chrysler. Of course there's going to be pops, static, and the occasionally radio DJ hot-jocking the new Hall & Oates single.
2012-12-07 09:48:58 AM  
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Where it may really count
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