Lemmy Kilmister: yikes. look at the map.Mississippi? holy shiat..
Gunny Walker: Lemmy Kilmister: yikes. look at the map.Mississippi? holy shiat..they should teach those people about abstinence.
gilatrout: Ayup, you can get that from here.
Gunny Highway: "Real Mainers have mutant gonorrhea not that pussy gonorrhea like the rest of the world" - Actual quote from "Real Mainer" on a train (not really but this kid was an asshole and liked to talk about how great being a "Real Mainer" is).
BullBearMS: I always find it interesting when these articles on increasingly antibiotic resistant bacteria don't even mention the fact that we have been feeding the animals we raise for food a steady stream of antibiotics in their diet for decades now.Who can imagine where all these bacteria manage to develop a resistance to antibiotics, as if they are constantly in their presence?What do you mean DNA can jump from one species of bacteria to another?
Wodan11: Or, could it be simply that more cases are being reported?Thanks Obamacare.
OscarTamerz: Look at the worst place in the nation, Washington, D.C., at 350.9 while the second worst is Mississippi at 209.9. That right there tells you our government is all clapped out. Thank you President Hussein!
Night Night Cream Puff: Guess those "naked Zumba" classes branched out from Kennebunkport.
GCD: I was in Maine this past June. There was not one woman in the entire state that made me do a double-take. Everyone had the disposition of Eeyore and looked like some left-over from the grunge-era (flannel shirts or cam-print clothing)./Ugh.
Wodan11: GCD: I was in Maine this past June. There was not one woman in the entire state that made me do a double-take. Everyone had the disposition of Eeyore and looked like some left-over from the grunge-era (flannel shirts or cam-print clothing)./Ugh.What part of the state were you in?
NeoBad: How do you get gonnarhea?
MMASnafu: Eh, it's a long winter up Heah. Not much to do but clap swaps.
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