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(Deadspin)   Chipper Jones hits one out of the park with his new Playboy model girlfriend   (deadspin.com) divider line 36
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2012-12-07 11:14:59 AM
FTA: Busted Coverage says Higgins was once a Playboy co-ed of the week, and that she "specialized in naked shower videos and your run-of-the-mill naked photo shoots."

A perfectly fine way to earn tuition for school, probably
sensualarousalblog.com
 
2012-12-07 12:01:08 PM
You just don't expect super rich, super famous men to have beautiful playboy girlfriends. Whats up with THAT?!?
 
2012-12-07 12:09:55 PM
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I wonder what kind of volumizer one uses when going deer hunting?
 
2012-12-07 12:12:44 PM
Something wrong with being able to choose just about any woman you want and picking the one everyone has already seen naked and can see naked whenever they want. Where's the challenge in that, Chipper?
 
2012-12-07 12:13:10 PM
thy will make a cute valtrex couple
 
2012-12-07 12:14:17 PM

jayhawk88: [coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x800]

I wonder what kind of volumizer one uses when going deer hunting?


Photoshop Chipper Jones into that pic instead of the deer and you pretty much got this story in one photo.
 
2012-12-07 12:14:30 PM
Let's just get this out of the way, once and for all; Chipper Jones isn't fat. That's just the type of muscular thickness you get playing 18+ seasons of Major League Baseball.
 
2012-12-07 12:15:48 PM

SkylineRecords: Let's just get this out of the way, once and for all; Chipper Jones isn't fat. That's just the type of muscular thickness you get playing injecting 18+ seasons of Major League Baseball.

 
2012-12-07 12:16:48 PM
I wonder if this sort of thing would happen less if women in general didn't transform from willing participants into sex-as-leverage as soon as they got a binding commitment?
 
2012-12-07 12:19:06 PM
I wish him well in his future divorce.
 
2012-12-07 12:25:01 PM
C,mon, Chipper is no fatter than Derek Jeter.

Wait, wut?
 
2012-12-07 12:29:23 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Something wrong with being able to choose just about any woman you want and picking the one everyone has already seen naked and can see naked whenever they want. Where's the challenge in that, Chipper?


She hasn't got a "Toy Yoda" yet?
 
2012-12-07 12:31:45 PM
Way to go Larry.
 
2012-12-07 12:35:09 PM
Being put out to stud has its advantages
 
2012-12-07 12:35:48 PM

jayhawk88: [coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x800]

I wonder what kind of volumizer one uses when going deer hunting?


Deer piss.
 
2012-12-07 12:36:38 PM

Mark Ratner: FTA: Busted Coverage says Higgins was once a Playboy co-ed of the week, and that she "specialized in naked shower videos and your run-of-the-mill naked photo shoots."

A perfectly fine way to earn tuition for school, probably
[sensualarousalblog.com image 400x400]



Nice implants there, Sugar Tits.
 
2012-12-07 12:52:20 PM
I wish I had more Braves fan friends, so I could point out to them yet again that Chipper's retired.
 
2012-12-07 12:55:45 PM

LessO2: Nice implants there, Sugar Tits.


I think those are real. There are plenty more nsfw images on google that might help you decide.
 
2012-12-07 12:58:50 PM

Mark Ratner: LessO2: Nice implants there, Sugar Tits.

I think those are real. There are plenty more nsfw images on google that might help you decide.


That's a hideous tattoo.
 
2012-12-07 01:02:21 PM

jayhawk88: [coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x800]

I wonder what kind of volumizer one uses when going deer hunting?


Nice rack.
 
2012-12-07 01:04:09 PM

Dafatone: I wish I had more Braves fan friends, so I could point out to them yet again that Chipper's retired.


Yep, the Braves will just be REELING without him.
 
2012-12-07 01:11:49 PM

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Dafatone: I wish I had more Braves fan friends, so I could point out to them yet again that Chipper's retired.

Yep, the Braves will just be REELING without him.


Yeah, and my #10 sits in my closet just waiting for a big enough bonfire for me to toss it in. I'm totally despondent that we no longer have an All-Star caliber 3rd baseman after 18 seasons, you guys. Devastated. There's no possible way a franchise can ever recover.

// thanks for the memories, Chip
// I hope he moves to NY and haunts Apple Field
// or, for EXTREEM LULZ, farks that woman 9 ways from Sunday in every section there - dude's already got more hits at Mets' stadia than any other non-Met
 
2012-12-07 01:18:21 PM

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Dafatone: I wish I had more Braves fan friends, so I could point out to them yet again that Chipper's retired.

Yep, the Braves will just be REELING without him.


Sure, he's not a huge loss at the moment. I'm still glad that he's not going to kick my team's ass and then name his daughter after our stadium anymore.

/Citi Jones would be a dumb name.
/also I feel like I'm missing a joke here. The Marlins gave him a fishing rod upon retirement?
 
2012-12-07 01:30:12 PM
A hero on the field; off the field, a giant douche bag. Really wish he wasn't, but he obviously is.
 
2012-12-07 01:42:45 PM
If Kevin YUCKYlis and Randy Johnson can get hot women, I guess it's not surprising that Chipper can too. Money, it's a magical thing.
 
2012-12-07 01:50:14 PM

farbiez: If Kevin YUCKYlis and Randy Johnson can get hot women, I guess it's not surprising that Chipper can too. Money, it's a magical thing.


And belicheck and Larry the cable guy. Any ways good for chipper I guess. I'm not going to pretend to know the situation
 
2012-12-07 02:02:16 PM
He's not fat, that's just an ill-fitting suit. Looks like he has a head start on enjoying the retired life though.
 
2012-12-07 02:05:38 PM

Dafatone: I wish I had more Braves fan friends, so I could point out to them yet again that Chipper's retired.


We'll miss the bat, but with that you expected that he would injure an oblique and unfortunately you didn't know when that would be. 

They can make the playoffs and lose without him.
 
2012-12-07 02:09:10 PM
It was horrible the way Chipper got treated when they found out he was sleeping (or had been sleeping) with that Hooters waitress. I thought as a society we were beyond making people wear clothing emblazoned with a scarlett 'A.'
 
2012-12-07 02:18:36 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: It was horrible the way Chipper got treated when they found out he was sleeping (or had been sleeping) with that Hooters waitress. I thought as a society we were beyond making people wear clothing emblazoned with a scarlett 'A.'


People like to trash star atheletes, celebrities. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-12-07 02:21:06 PM
He has all that money and still can't afford a suit that fits. Poor guy.
 
2012-12-07 03:14:11 PM
I'd Chip 'er Jones, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-07 06:42:58 PM

red5ish: A hero on the field; off the field, a giant douche bag. Really wish he wasn't, but he obviously is.


Did he put out fires or save lives on the field? I don't follow the Braves, but I thought he mainly hit a ball with a bat and caught/threw it.
 
2012-12-07 08:27:01 PM

skrame: red5ish: A hero on the field; off the field, a giant douche bag. Really wish he wasn't, but he obviously is.

Did he put out fires or save lives on the field? I don't follow the Braves, but I thought he mainly hit a ball with a bat and caught/threw it.


Guys done more for people in Atlanta and the world than I will ever do in my life, he can be a hero in my book.
 
2012-12-08 03:24:41 AM
I would be disappointed if Chipper WASN"T boning a hot model type.

/good for him
//when you decide to get rid of this one, give me a head's up. Maybe I can console the heartbroken lass
 
2012-12-08 12:52:33 PM
It's simple really. Have a wife while you play ball to clean the house, pay the bills etc. Retire, upgrade to hot playmate who has enough of her own money. Profit? Maybe not financially but....
 
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