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(ABC 15)   A man tinkering with explosives and his legs are soon parted   (abc15.com) divider line 45
    More: Dumbass, pipe bombs, explosives, legs, Yuma County  
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2012-12-07 09:31:34 AM
I dub thee, Stumpy McHopalot.
 
2012-12-07 09:55:05 AM
I don't get the headline
 
2012-12-07 09:55:43 AM
I dub Subby "The Sentence Butcher of Farkistan".
 
2012-12-07 09:55:46 AM
That's a little extreme for some parted legs. I usually just head over to the Pink Monkey. You don't need explosives, just dollar bills.
 
2012-12-07 09:56:23 AM
well...at least he didn't shoot his dick and balls off.
 
2012-12-07 09:57:36 AM
this
 
2012-12-07 09:57:52 AM
He must hate those pipes.
 
2012-12-07 09:58:29 AM
I bet it was a doomsday prepper guy
 
2012-12-07 09:59:37 AM
"It could have been worse....(photo doesn't match video which *MAY* be a little bit NSFW or Not Safe For Your Butt Cheeks)


(Clicky for stupod boys with fireworks video)
i.chzbgr.com
/clickypopslinkey
 
2012-12-07 10:01:09 AM
If the case goes to court, he won't...well...you know.
 
2012-12-07 10:02:02 AM
I used to be an amateur explosives maker like you...

until I took a pipebomb to the knee.
 
2012-12-07 10:04:09 AM
He was shipping it up to Boston.
 
2012-12-07 10:06:53 AM
i255.photobucket.com
Her legs were seperated for so long she had to reintroduce them to each other
 
2012-12-07 10:10:14 AM

Onkel Buck: [i255.photobucket.com image 376x490]
Her legs were seperated for so long she had to reintroduce them to each other


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i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-07 10:13:08 AM
Parted from what?
 
2012-12-07 10:13:11 AM
Was he holding said explosive at crotch-level whilst making a dick joke?
`I got me a "pipe" bomb right here, I tell y-*KABOOOOM!!!*
 
2012-12-07 10:14:23 AM
It says nothing about the status of his balls. How are we supposed to know if he qualifies for a Darwin???
 
2012-12-07 10:18:58 AM

t2.gstatic.com


RIP PIPE



i293.photobucket.com

RIP BONG
 
2012-12-07 10:20:40 AM
Why was he tinkering with his legs? Wasn't tinkering with the explosives enough?
 
2012-12-07 10:21:15 AM

darth_badger: [t2.gstatic.com image 259x194]


RIP PIPE



[i293.photobucket.com image 778x584]

RIP BONG


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2012-12-07 10:21:16 AM
I like explosives, but never enough to...oh, I just got the headline.
 
2012-12-07 10:24:08 AM
As an Arizonan, I have to ask - where?
 
2012-12-07 10:25:20 AM

Headso: I bet it was a doomsday prepper guy


Or he was just a moron that liked to watch things go boom, and didn't realize that if you don't know WTF you're doing, you can hurt yourself, because those guys on "Jackass" make this shait look easy.

We had this type of idiot in one of the high schools I went to. Dumbass went and filled a small pipe with a bunch of "strike-anywhere" match heads and the powder from a bunch of firecrackers, then plugged both ends. After which, our intrepid hero realized that he hadn't left a hole to put the fuse into his little noisemaker. So, he stood the pipe bomb up on his dad's workbench, held a nail in his left hand, and hammered it into the top. He managed to blow off the thumb, index, and middle fingers on his left hand, and temporarily go blind in one eye. He was just lucky the damage wasn't worse.
 
2012-12-07 10:30:47 AM
When, oh when will we get an Arizona tag?
 
2012-12-07 10:31:01 AM

Infobahn: As an Arizonan, I have to ask - where?


Tacna, way out west by Yuma.

Looks like the entire town is a trailer park, sitting right next to an industrial park. I'm starting to think it was less "guy tinkering with explosives" and more "meth lab blows up". I lived in Arizona for a little while, and that part of the state always seemed like the Florida of the state.
 
2012-12-07 10:33:57 AM

devildog123: Headso: I bet it was a doomsday prepper guy

Or he was just a moron that liked to watch things go boom, and didn't realize that if you don't know WTF you're doing, you can hurt yourself, because those guys on "Jackass" make this shait look easy.


the article mentions a shipping container, prepper people love those things. He was probably making bombs to keep the hordes of people from stealing his freeze dried mashed pertaters and 5 gallon buckets full of rice.
 
2012-12-07 10:37:56 AM

Devolving_Spud: If the case goes to court, he won't...well...you know.


Pee in a bucket?
Be late for supper?
Get his paycheck?


DAMNIT! I hate suspense! WHAT IS THE ANSWER!1?!!1!
 
2012-12-07 10:43:04 AM

Headso: devildog123: Headso: I bet it was a doomsday prepper guy

Or he was just a moron that liked to watch things go boom, and didn't realize that if you don't know WTF you're doing, you can hurt yourself, because those guys on "Jackass" make this shait look easy.

the article mentions a shipping container, prepper people love those things. He was probably making bombs to keep the hordes of people from stealing his freeze dried mashed pertaters and 5 gallon buckets full of rice.


Like I said in a later post, after looking at the Google Map satellite view, this looks like meth cooking country. I'll bet the local sheriffs and PD were getting a piece of the action, and covered up the meth lab explosion with the pipe bomb and idiot story
 
2012-12-07 10:43:07 AM
a little tinkering with that headline and you could have one biatchin' haiku.
 
2012-12-07 10:51:08 AM

Mr.Hawk: Devolving_Spud: If the case goes to court, he won't...well...you know.

Pee in a bucket?
Be late for supper?
Get his paycheck?


DAMNIT! I hate suspense! WHAT IS THE ANSWER!1?!!1!


Psst! He won't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-12-07 11:00:20 AM
My friends and I knew how to make and detonate such things safely at the age of 15.

It's a wonder this fool lived to be 31.

Ah well, maybe he was just trying to get a leg up on the turrists.
 
2012-12-07 11:08:06 AM
www.screeninsults.com

Mr. Bond was also tinkering with explosives.
 
2012-12-07 11:30:18 AM

Mr.Hawk: Devolving_Spud: If the case goes to court, he won't...well...you know.

Pee in a bucket?
Be late for supper?
Get his paycheck?


DAMNIT! I hate suspense! WHAT IS THE ANSWER!1?!!1!


HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON!


wtf...
 
2012-12-07 11:38:33 AM

Infobahn: As an Arizonan, I have to ask - where?


Between his legs, obviously.
 
2012-12-07 11:42:09 AM
Stories like this just make me go all to pieces.
 
2012-12-07 12:00:23 PM
The word of the day is 'legs'...help spread the word.
 
2012-12-07 12:00:25 PM
You never throw a bong man
 
2012-12-07 12:42:16 PM

Balchinian: Infobahn: As an Arizonan, I have to ask - where?

Between his legs, obviously.


Touché
 
2012-12-07 01:02:22 PM
A man tinkering with explosives and his legs are parted.

Temba, his arms wide?
 
2012-12-07 01:23:25 PM
I sure hope the DA files charges, this person needs to be taught a lesson!
 
2012-12-07 01:25:33 PM
"Hey y'all wutch the-is!"

Rednecks and explosives have always been a Darwinian combination.
 
2012-12-07 01:57:59 PM
So Wile E. Coyote lives in Tacna, AZ?
 
2012-12-07 02:06:44 PM
It is illegal to manufacture improvised explosive devices. Bratcher says authorities will review the case to determine whether to file charges against Coulter.

Nice!
 
2012-12-07 04:25:07 PM

Lundyn: well...at least he didn't shoot his dick and balls off.


That was my first thought, followed by wondering how subby chose 'dumbass' over 'sick.' Then I thought that a hybrid needs to be made - the flaming dumbass tag, for the Darwin award finalists. Perhaps this could even merit a Darwin tag, as it's difficult to think of thing more award-worthy than working with explosive material that close to your junk.
 
2012-12-08 02:19:06 AM

blatz514: I don't get the headline


I assume it's a play on "A fool and his money are soon parted". Of course, it's less evocative of the original saying if you get the phrasing wrong by omitting the word "soon", as the submitter did.
 
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