cretinbob: He never talked about it, but the guys who actually saw any kind of combat rarely did.
Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 107x182]I survived the war making movies. It was difficult. Sometimes you had to be up before dawn and the studio car wasn't a limo on account of the gas rationing. And they were training films. They don't give Oscars to the guy who was Syphilis Suffer Number 5. And I should know. I played Army Doctor to Syphilis Sufferer Number 5. But the funny thing was, he really had syphilis.
Valiente: Baelz: Dropping napalm on a civilian city. How that's some hardcore shiat. We were so much more ruthless back then.The heap of smouldering meat that used to be a Pakistani wedding party that may have had a Taliban sympathizer somewhere in the meat pile would like a word.Oh, wait, they can't have a word. They are all dead."Ruthless" is joysticking people to death from half a world away. "War" is when the other side can at least send up small arms fire at a guy in a plane. And can hear him coming.
chooktah: baby killer.
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