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(Daily Mail)   Firefighter attacked pre-op transsexual model girlfriend by slamming her into phone booth and dragging her by her hair. That's crazy. Where are there still phone booths?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 368
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2012-12-07 12:22:13 AM  
This story has it ALL! Five stars!

"Murphy allegedly slammed his date into a phone booth and dragged her down the sidewalk by the hair before the pair dashed back to their room in separate cabs.

"There, they eventually kissed and made up, prosecutors admitted."

The Aristocrats!
 
2012-12-07 01:57:51 AM  
I am humbled by their epic shenanigans.
 
2012-12-07 08:23:58 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You know you'd sexy-time that. After the operation, that is.
 
2012-12-07 09:17:53 AM  
 
2012-12-07 09:18:31 AM  
Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?
 
2012-12-07 09:18:55 AM  
Where are there still phone booths?


Metropolis
 
2012-12-07 09:19:14 AM  
Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.
 
2012-12-07 09:19:32 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?
 
2012-12-07 09:20:20 AM  

brilett: Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.


Like a non-tranny?
 
2012-12-07 09:20:22 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


I think all transexuals who have male parts are referred to as female. She, her...etc as a courtesy.
 
2012-12-07 09:20:48 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.

this person works as an escort? wow.

comon farkers, find a link to the profile.
 
2012-12-07 09:21:11 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Looks WAY more she than he. I guess they could say it.
 
2012-12-07 09:22:53 AM  
Yeah, I'd be all over that up until I saw her penis.
 
2012-12-07 09:23:31 AM  

brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.


Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.
 
2012-12-07 09:24:37 AM  
I'm so confused. So the firefighter is bisexual and has a thing for transsexuals. The girlfriend is still male (still has a penis) but is preparing for gender reassignment? I think that's right. Strange indeed.
 
2012-12-07 09:25:12 AM  

Cythraul: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x554]

You know you'd sexy-time that. After the operation, that is.


"Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
 
2012-12-07 09:25:26 AM  
she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?

//confused
//in more than one way
 
2012-12-07 09:26:08 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-07 09:27:18 AM  
came her for pics of grrls

leaving more confused than when I arrived
 
2012-12-07 09:28:26 AM  
He met her in a club down in old Soho...
 
2012-12-07 09:28:36 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.
 
2012-12-07 09:29:53 AM  

brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.


No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.
 
2012-12-07 09:30:19 AM  

HAMMERTOE: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow? That would actually throw me off more than a penis would.
 
2012-12-07 09:30:32 AM  
The whole thing is just one horribly abusive relationship. Ultimately, the guy sounds like a coward. If it's true that she has been 'professionally' cheating on him as an escort and that she has a habit of antagonizing him, he really should just walk away from the relationship. The solution is not to try and beat sense into her.

I actually read the headline and assumed that it was going to be the typical story of, guy dates good looking girl, guy goes to sleep with girl, guy finds out girl has a penis, guy gets mad and attacks. I was actually surprised that it's not the case. Most of these usually seem to be a meat head who picks up a transsexual by accident and then beats the crap out of her when he finds out.
 
2012-12-07 09:31:19 AM  

brilett: brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.

No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.


Wow, that's terrible. How does one screw up a *Yoda* impression???
 
2012-12-07 09:31:26 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


Current standards of courtesy indicate using the gender one is transitioning to, even in pre-op cases.
 
2012-12-07 09:31:31 AM  

IamAwake: she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?


Beats me, but in a little bikini like she has on in the photo she can't be packing too much down there.
 
2012-12-07 09:32:06 AM  
i11.photobucket.com

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.
 
2012-12-07 09:32:20 AM  

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?


Hormone treatments and laser hair removal.
 
2012-12-07 09:32:37 AM  
Speak like Yoda thread this is?
 
2012-12-07 09:32:43 AM  
'Ultimately he pinned her down on the bed... all 240 pounds of her on top of her, into her, until she felt like she was literally engulfed by the bed.' 

i1169.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-07 09:34:28 AM  

littlett's: WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?

Hormone treatments and laser hair removal.


Ahh, then we're good to go!
 
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2012-12-07 09:35:11 AM  
'Ultimately he pinned her down on the bed... all 240 pounds of her on top of her, into her, until she felt like she was literally engulfed by the bed.'


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-07 09:37:41 AM  

littlett's: IamAwake: she seems to have put a tremendous amount of (successful) work into her appearance...why does she still have a dick? Does it make her more exotic and thus she gets higher rates for johns?

Beats me, but in a little bikini like she has on in the photo she can't be packing too much down there.


I think they are required to go through alot of counseling and psychoanalis (sp) to be as close to 100% sure its the right thing to do, before they break out the hedge trimmers.
 
2012-12-07 09:37:57 AM  

FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?


There isn't a consistent rule on this.
 
2012-12-07 09:38:58 AM  

VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?


You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.
 
2012-12-07 09:39:11 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Hello Boys and Girls. It is I, Grover, you're lovable social norms commentator. Today, we're going to learn about 'inclusive' and 'exclusive'.

Father_Jack: you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.


Inclusive. :-)

HAMMERTOE: Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery.


Exclusive. :-(

brilett: Lovely woman is she.


Inclusive. :-)

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?


Exclusive. :-(
 
2012-12-07 09:39:53 AM  
I would do a shemale if my brain is convinced that she is a girl with a dick, and not a guy with tits.

This one qualifies as the former. That is one stunning human being.

I would simply push the equipment aside, and plow on through.

/of course, I would have to kill her afterwards. No witnesses, ect.
 
2012-12-07 09:40:42 AM  

MooseUpNorth: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x223]

Hello Boys and Girls. It is I, Grover, you're lovable social norms commentator. Today, we're going to learn about 'inclusive' and 'exclusive'.

Father_Jack: you address the individual by the gender theyre striving for or living as, irrespective of the plumbing.

Inclusive. :-)

HAMMERTOE: Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery.

Exclusive. :-(

brilett: Lovely woman is she.

Inclusive. :-)

WhippingBoy: And the deep voice and 5 o-clock shadow?

Exclusive. :-(


I think you missed the point: I don't give a flying fark. Take your social norms and cram it with walnuts.
 
2012-12-07 09:40:45 AM  
Boy -sure am glad the article established that she was "pre-op"
because when I'm reading a story about a guy physically assaulting a woman, or anyone really, the most important piece of information I need to know is exactly what kind of plumbing this person uses to urinate with.

I mean, without that, how could one even make sense of this article?
 
2012-12-07 09:40:46 AM  

HAMMERTOE: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


You are aware there are females that are born XY, yes?

www.oocities.org

She's XY. No surgery, no tricks, no boy parts. And yet, she's XY.

Biology's a little more complicated than you seem to think.
 
2012-12-07 09:41:15 AM  

iron_city_ap: I think they are required to go through alot of counseling and psychoanalis (sp) to be as close to 100% sure its the right thing to do, before they break out the hedge trimmers.


Hehe, you said anal.
 
2012-12-07 09:42:49 AM  

jmr61: VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?

You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.


... so we call you "potato"?
 
2012-12-07 09:43:02 AM  

jmr61: VonEvilstein: FirstDennis: Shouldn't we say "he" not "she" till after the surgery?

Seriously -- how is that addressed?

No. No we should not. Do you have any other questions?

You say potato. I say it's male if it has a dick.


So you prefer your transsexuals post-op, then?
 
2012-12-07 09:43:13 AM  

WhippingBoy: I think you missed the point:


No, I don't think I did.
 
2012-12-07 09:43:57 AM  

sudo give me more cowbell: Boy -sure am glad the article established that she was "pre-op"
because when I'm reading a story about a guy physically assaulting a woman, or anyone really, the most important piece of information I need to know is exactly what kind of plumbing this person uses to urinate with.

I mean, without that, how could one even make sense of this article?


You know, if you look at most articles hard, you can almost always find something to be offended about.
Strange that you'd pick this particular one. Look on the bright side: at least you can point this out to all and sundry, and therefore subtly promote your agenda.
 
2012-12-07 09:44:08 AM  
Looks at pictures...hhmm. Reads article...sigh.
 
2012-12-07 09:44:34 AM  

MooseUpNorth: WhippingBoy: I think you missed the point:

No, I don't think I did.


Oh. Well then you wasted valuable seconds posting your comment...
 
2012-12-07 09:44:41 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: [i11.photobucket.com image 75x104]

Unless the surgery successfully removes all of his Y-chromosomes, he's still a "he", even after the surgery. Just with a new, expensive surgical scar, shaped like labia.


So in your opinion people born with only lady parts but that have a Y chromosome are really men? Do you propose genetic testing on every women so you can be sure they aren't really a man?
 
2012-12-07 09:45:10 AM  

WhippingBoy: brilett: brimed03: brilett: Well - she's luscious. No problem this girl has with hitting that. Her boyfriend deserves a hit of another kind.

Speaking like Yoda you are.

Cool with me that is.

No complaints have I for crackers eating in bed, she does!

Now or in the future - should what's under her bikini change. Lovely woman is she. Most fapping boys here would do the same - if have them she would deign. Just embarrassed what the other little boys say would. Sad is that.

Wow, that's terrible. How does one screw up a *Yoda* impression???


I believe we've just met Meow Said the Dog's new alt.

/miss MSTD.
 
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