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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   News: Man puts up billboard soliciting a Latina girlfriend for Christmas. Spiffy: He's a millionaire. Stupid: He's still using AOL email   (utsandiego.com) divider line 71
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2012-12-06 09:14:21 PM  
Does he have a newsletter?
 
2012-12-06 09:33:20 PM  
I still use an AOL email. Every time I try to leave, they give me THREE FREE MONTHS!

Gmail just can't compete with that level of awesome.
 
2012-12-06 10:08:02 PM  
I don't think it costs anything anymore, so it's like any other address.
 
2012-12-06 10:30:41 PM  

Vodka Zombie: I still use an AOL email


Did AOL give you permission to visit Fark?
 
2012-12-07 12:47:00 AM  
Why doesn't he just hire a maid service and pick the best looking of the ones that show up?
 
2012-12-07 12:52:05 AM  
That's why he's a millionaire, subby. He's cheap. Er. "frugal."
 
2012-12-07 12:53:34 AM  
Hot Latina thread?
 
HBK
2012-12-07 12:54:38 AM  
He wants a baby by August?
 
2012-12-07 12:55:09 AM  
Well there's nothing needy or creepy about that billboard.
 
2012-12-07 12:56:16 AM  
img201.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-07 12:58:54 AM  
I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.
 
2012-12-07 01:03:07 AM  

SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.


Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?
 
2012-12-07 01:05:28 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.

Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?


"Perks" are the things you comb out of their stache.
 
2012-12-07 01:07:16 AM  

SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.


That's code for they Looooooooove the anal!
 
2012-12-07 01:07:52 AM  
Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?
 
2012-12-07 01:10:59 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?


There has been a lot of UT articles being green lit lately
 
2012-12-07 01:12:54 AM  
Reminds me of a flyer I found this week on a bus stop in town. sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-07 01:15:07 AM  
FTFA:

A: When I die, no one will be at my funeral talking about my cash flow or how many properties I own. But they will be talking about my heart, and how I used my success to help others in need. Giving back, helping others - to me, that is success, not the size of your bank account.



Come on man....the fact that you mentioned it shows that you at least want other people to think about those things.
 
2012-12-07 01:18:28 AM  
I know a few millionaires. They all have AOL accounts.
 
2012-12-07 01:19:43 AM  
Dude, you some hot culos at the 8th Street, Miami!
 
2012-12-07 01:21:12 AM  
This guy sounds racist. Hot blondes aren't good enough for a millionaire any more? For shame.
 
2012-12-07 01:21:15 AM  
AOL is not cool anymore. Someone could have told me!!!
 
2012-12-07 01:22:59 AM  
Don't let this opportunity slip by.

i.imgur.com

Time to break out the industrial strength eyebrow pencils!
 
2012-12-07 01:25:55 AM  

titwrench: HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

There has been a lot of UT articles being green lit lately


Well, a certain someone keeps buying all the local news outlets. This trend is only beginning.
 
2012-12-07 01:30:09 AM  
AOL account owners print out and tri-fold all their emails before reading them.

AOL account owners worry about sending emails because they're not sure which type of stamps to use.

AOL account owners think muting their speakers disables their email.

AOL account owners type URLs into search engines.

AOL account owners still open the AOL application before going to any webpages because they think they need AOL to connect to their broadband internet.

AOL account owners see nothing wrong with typing in all caps.

AOL account owners send a Christmas card with $5 cash each year to the AOL Postmaster.
 
2012-12-07 01:31:13 AM  

powhound: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SnakeLee: I'm dating one now. They're a handful but there are lots of perks to go along with it.

Is "perks" Spanish for step-children?

"Perks" are the things you comb out of their stache.


*snicker*
 
2012-12-07 01:31:53 AM  
All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-07 01:44:02 AM  

skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]


Wait. Are you Fano's alt?
 
2012-12-07 01:46:38 AM  
I dated a latina for almost a year and while the sex was great she was an evil biatch deep down inside.
 
2012-12-07 01:48:24 AM  

skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]


Nice editing... I miss my single days being stationed in the Philippines where you could get a LBFM for the night for $10. Early 1980s. Good times!
 
2012-12-07 01:52:00 AM  
The headline in August reads 'former millionaire divorcing Latina wife he found using a Christmas billboard'.

/Greetings from the future!
 
2012-12-07 02:00:07 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: skinink: [img201.imageshack.us image 620x392]

Wait. Are you Fano's alt?


Bahala na
 
2012-12-07 02:01:56 AM  
The only reason to still use AOL is for connections in parts of the world where there is very little Internet connectivity One of my colleagues has one that he still uses in places like Eastern Europe, when often all he has are land telephone lines. Though he says it's probably time to just dump it, but since the coporate office still pays... why not keep it? He's had it since the mid 1990's. 

/also would like any hot girl for X-Mas
//not a millionare - yet!
 
2012-12-07 02:08:00 AM  
"Yayyyy!"
 
2012-12-07 02:18:00 AM  
Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.
 
2012-12-07 02:18:41 AM  
HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

Heh, had to go look at the story and LMAO, the stories I could tell about riding the #11 bus
 
2012-12-07 02:25:51 AM  
This is sad! His billboard ad would attract the wrong types of women! Uglies, fatties, and most especially, GOLD DIGGERS who'd just try to get to his good side and wait until he dies to get his money!

He's not really that ugly looking too, he just needs to go out a little more and be friendly with girls while not flaunting his money.
 
2012-12-07 02:31:45 AM  
If ever there was a reason to use a disposable webmail account...

This would be one, I guess.
 
HBK
2012-12-07 02:50:46 AM  

Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.


That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.
 
2012-12-07 03:12:17 AM  

Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.


Coward.

HBK: That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.


This.
 
2012-12-07 03:25:00 AM  

lordargent: HotWingAgenda: Barrio Logan? He's cruising for hoodrats?

Heh, had to go look at the story and LMAO, the stories I could tell about riding the #11 bus


I think my most surreal commute memory was the floating shell game in the back of an MTS bus.
 
2012-12-07 03:28:44 AM  
And I thought I was desperate.
 
2012-12-07 03:31:03 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Taylor Mental: Had a Latina fark buddy/roommate for a few months who was a dead ringer for Salma Hayek, but she was crazy-ass jealous. She had this strange passive-aggressive personality disorder where she would surreptitiously remove the stitching in the pockets of my pants when mad at me. I kept losing my wallet and keys and had no idea what was going on until I caught her in the act. Then, she had five brothers and three sisters and all their family drama became my problem. I ended up waiting for her to leave for the weekend, rented a U-haul truck and new apartment and got the fark out.

Coward.

HBK: That's why you don't sleep with your roommates. A live-in farkbuddy is a girlfriend, my friend.

This.


LOL I plead guilty to thinking with the wrong head. I'm not complaining about the consequences. Just saying I found that particular form of revenge to be strange.
 
2012-12-07 03:40:10 AM  

Krieghund: All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

[vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpress.com image 500x335]


I'm guessing you're not a bean counter.
 
2012-12-07 04:03:34 AM  
Santa reads Gawker?
 
2012-12-07 07:22:18 AM  
I know a guy that makes 500k a year who uses aol email address.

Now if it was a hotmail address, then I'd have a problem.
 
2012-12-07 07:38:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: That's why he's a millionaire, subby. He's cheap. Er. "frugal."


At first I read that as "El frugal" and thought that was a jab at the Latinos/Latinas...
 
2012-12-07 07:43:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Why doesn't he just hire a maid service and pick the best looking of the ones that show up?


dammit. every day i love you a little more.
 
2012-12-07 08:48:00 AM  

Krieghund: All he has to do is drive south 30 minutes. And he'll have 999,9949 left over, counting gas and a taco.

[vintagesleazepaperbacks.files.wordpress.com image 500x335]


The one on the right does not seem to be very impressed with her sucker.
 
2012-12-07 10:14:50 AM  
I've had a NetZero email account for I guess twenty years now. Not the only one I've had and not my primary but I can use it, especially for spam, as if I were to post it in a public place, like a billboard.
 
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