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2012-12-06 08:18:02 PM  
Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.
 
2012-12-06 08:22:25 PM  
On bicycles? No?
 
2012-12-06 09:03:18 PM  
I'm ok with this.
 
2012-12-06 09:43:26 PM  
I'll give ya really nearly on land, subbs...
Those shiat hawks were getting more than their toes wet.
 
2012-12-06 09:56:19 PM  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


Thread over. +1
 
2012-12-06 10:38:39 PM  
Tastes like chicken.
 
2012-12-06 10:43:08 PM  
I once saw a bullfrog try to swallow a blue jay

/'try' being the operative word
//bird was just few inches longer than the frog
 
2012-12-06 11:27:25 PM  
A Catfish hunter? Well, duh. It's been happening for a long time.

For example, he's seen here striking out an oriole.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-07 04:09:01 AM  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


And the difference between a laywer and a catfish? One is a sum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish with long whiskers.
 
2012-12-07 04:10:23 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-07 04:13:07 AM  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


That doesn't make any sense because I'm American.

www.freewebs.com

From America.
 
2012-12-07 04:13:46 AM  
That was crazy. Lower life-forms should never snack on higher life-forms. It's unseemly.

This video that was linked at the end about Adam and Billy, the rescued puppy-mill dog has me crying like a little girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=K3vyK75-r3g
 
2012-12-07 04:13:50 AM  

Evil Twin Skippy: naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.

And the difference between a laywer and a catfish? One is a sum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish with long whiskers.


What's the difference between a catfish and two cousins from Louisiana? You can show catfish fisting on public television.
 
2012-12-07 04:16:07 AM  
Subby skipped a lot of classes in school.
 
2012-12-07 04:25:44 AM  
This is farking out of control.
 
2012-12-07 04:28:22 AM  
What the hell? Are they even set up to digest pigeons? I thought catfish didn't have biting teeth.
 
2012-12-07 04:28:42 AM  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


and we're finished here.
 
2012-12-07 04:46:06 AM  

starsrift: What the hell? Are they even set up to digest pigeons? I thought catfish didn't have biting teeth.


They have stomach acid.
 
2012-12-07 04:46:08 AM  

fisker: This is farking out of control.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-07 04:52:30 AM  
First it's pelicans, now catfish?

Maybe we're missing out on this European pigeon thing...
 
2012-12-07 04:57:11 AM  
But there's no such thing as evolution.

God told me.
 
2012-12-07 04:57:30 AM  
Dick Dastardly and Muttley were later seen approaching the catfish for recruitment.
 
2012-12-07 05:14:21 AM  

Amos Quito: Tastes like chicken.


Tastes a hell-of-a-lot better than chicken.
The catfish will have to fight me for them.
And then I'll eat them both.
 
2012-12-07 05:17:43 AM  
I just watched this an hour or two ago. It was a random non-porn video on a porn site. Don't remember which. motherless, probably.
 
2012-12-07 05:42:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-07 06:32:50 AM  
dl.dropbox.com

/Obscure
//Unless you're old
 
2012-12-07 07:13:22 AM  
A bird may love a fish, monsieur, but where will they live?
 
2012-12-07 07:15:35 AM  
Meh. Wake me up when Sharktopus gets loose.
 
2012-12-07 07:24:03 AM  

naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.


LOL!!
 
2012-12-07 07:27:31 AM  

BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 615x488]

/Obscure
//Unless you're old



Caaaaandygram!
 
2012-12-07 07:27:46 AM  
I see this as a natural order. Sky rats being preyed upont by a fish that are attracted to "stink bait"
i26.photobucket.com


/We used to call my buddys mom Stink Bait
 
2012-12-07 07:28:33 AM  
why are there dozens of pigeons on that rock and sand bar? my guess is the fisherman on the bridge above are tossing down tons of food to chum both the birds and fish. this is not a normal situation you'd see in the wild. i've seen catfish eat baby ducks and mice that were right at the waters edge but imho you wouldn't have pigeons hanging around rocky shore unless someone tossed food on it often. yes the catfish attacked the bird but normally you wouldn't have pigeons just hanging around water if there isn't food. catfish aren't going to waste their time waiting for the lone bird that flies down to take a quick bath and leaves.
 
2012-12-07 07:44:27 AM  

BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old


/is it...friendly dolphins?
 
2012-12-07 07:44:33 AM  
IN BED
 
2012-12-07 07:44:41 AM  
And some people say evolution isn't a thing

/I accept this, makes fishing easier
//or is it more like hunting?
///time to get me some pigeons and get me some catfish
 
2012-12-07 08:15:38 AM  
They learned this from watching killer whales catching weLd the same way......darned discovery channel.
 
2012-12-07 08:16:01 AM  

BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old


Landshark is never obscure.
 
2012-12-07 08:30:03 AM  

generallyso: BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old

Landshark is never obscure.


Candy-gram...
 
2012-12-07 08:43:21 AM  

puffy999: First it's pelicans, now catfish?

Maybe we're missing out on this European pigeon thing...


A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belly can
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
But I'm damned if I see how the hell he can
 
2012-12-07 08:47:44 AM  
With this, who needs a turducken?

I'm sure you'll enjoy tonight's special. We use only the finest catfish, delicately stuffed with wild squab, seasoned to perfection and whole roasted.
 
2012-12-07 08:49:50 AM  
It's not against any religion, to want to dispose of a pidgeon!
 
2012-12-07 08:52:52 AM  

generallyso: BullBearMS: /Obscure
//Unless you're old

Landshark is never obscure.


Yup. You're old. dl.dropbox.com

You didn't see the recent thread about Gilda Radner's name being removed from a chapter of the cancer charity formerly known as Gilda's Club? The reason given was that nobody today had ever even heard of her.
 
2012-12-07 09:00:10 AM  
Good on the catfish. They serve a purpose. A tasty, tasty purpose. Pigeons just crap everywhere.
 
2012-12-07 09:37:47 AM  
I see our replacements are taking their first steps onto land.
 
2012-12-07 09:56:12 AM  
I guess a cat screwed a carp at some point and now the fish are going to chase birds too. It could have been worse, the cat could have screwed a shark.
 
2012-12-07 10:08:05 AM  

starlost: why are there dozens of pigeons on that rock and sand bar? my guess is the fisherman on the bridge above are tossing down tons of food to chum both the birds and fish. this is not a normal situation you'd see in the wild. i've seen catfish eat baby ducks and mice that were right at the waters edge but imho you wouldn't have pigeons hanging around rocky shore unless someone tossed food on it often. yes the catfish attacked the bird but normally you wouldn't have pigeons just hanging around water if there isn't food. catfish aren't going to waste their time waiting for the lone bird that flies down to take a quick bath and leaves.



This just in:

Pigeons flock together and drink water!!!
 
2012-12-07 10:15:20 AM  

doglover: naughtyrev: Bottom feeders preying on birds? Sounds like a night out in London.

That doesn't make any sense because I'm American.

[www.freewebs.com image 276x278]

From America.


Is that near Canada? I am not great with geography.
 
2012-12-07 10:43:15 AM  
This isn't a new behavior. Catfish will try to snatch anything they think is edible if it gets to close, even from the shoreline.
 
2012-12-07 10:44:15 AM  
I for one welcome our snarky sharky land walking catfist overlords....wait, NO, I hate cats and I hate catfisth, but I also hate pidgins, but when all the pidgins are gone what are we gonna do with the catfish monsters....oh well, more target practice for us gun lovers...
 
2012-12-07 10:47:47 AM  
That's completely farking awesome!

Predator catfish taste much better then their bottom feeding cousins.
 
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