Smeggy Smurf: There is no way you're going to intimidate him. He'll just run your weak punk kid ass over and fark your girlfriend.
lecavalier: If I struck it rich. I'd drop everything and walk on at Pace or some other small school football team. It is something I think about a lot. I still have three years of eligibility and I think it would be a true honor, even if I never played but dressed.
lecavalier: If I struck it rich. I'd drop everything and walk on at Pace or some other small school football team. It is something I think about a lot. I still have three years of eligibility and I think it would be a true honor, even if I never played but dressed.14.2.1 Five-Year Rule - A student-athlete shall complete his or her seasons of participation within five calendar years from the beginning of the semester or quarter in which the student-athlete first registered for a minimum full-time program of studies in a collegiate institution, with time spent in the armed services, on official church missions or with recognized foreign aid services of the U.S. government being excepted. For foreign students, service in the armed forces or on an official church mission of the student's home country is considered equivalent to such service in the United States.
mc_madness: /people fart a lot when pushed hard cardiovascular lay at that advanced age :(
machoprogrammer: I am actually shocked colleges don't try to recruit men that are in their late 20s/early 30s and well built that are eligible... Most gyms are full of guys like that. I realize football is a lot of skill, too, but if a guy played high school ball, didn't go to college, and is built like a tank at age 30, why not try to recruit him?
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