If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Gawker)   And now for the big pop songs of 2012 remade with unnecessarily wordy lyrics. "Here's a set of sequential integers, so perchance we'll engage in telephonic discourse" (video goodness)   (gawker.com) divider line 27
    More: Amusing, lyrics, songs  
•       •       •

3056 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Dec 2012 at 4:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



27 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-12-06 05:00:03 PM
joseph_decreux.jpg
 
2012-12-06 05:09:37 PM
I must be getting old... I only recognized a couple of songs. :/
 
2012-12-06 05:13:03 PM
Would a phone number best be described as sequential?
 
2012-12-06 05:22:32 PM

Mrbogey: Would a phone number best be described as sequential?


The sequence is important, so.....maybe?
 
2012-12-06 05:24:26 PM
I only recognized the 1st and 3rd song. I didn't recognize the 2nd.

/stopped at the 3rd song
 
2012-12-06 05:27:07 PM

Mrbogey: Would a phone number best be described as sequential?


Sequential just means something follows a logical order, so I could support calling a phone number "a set of sequential integers".
 
2012-12-06 05:28:51 PM
I enjoyed that far more than I should have.
 
2012-12-06 05:34:26 PM
Sounds like a Conan bit.

cdn.teamcococdn.com
 
2012-12-06 05:48:27 PM
I prefer plump posteriors and I shant to tell the truth
My fellow gentlemen cannot suppress thine own acceptance.
That when a female of the species enters the domicile
sporting a below average circumference about her midriff
and a large spherical attachment near your visage
ONE BECOMES EJECTED.
 
2012-12-06 05:49:17 PM

Mrbogey: Would a phone number best be described as sequential?


It would if your phone number was 123-4567
 
2012-12-06 05:50:13 PM

NarrMaster: I prefer plump posteriors and I shant to tell the truth
My fellow gentlemen cannot suppress thine own acceptance.
That when a female of the species enters the domicile
sporting a below average circumference about her midriff
and a large spherical attachment near your visage
ONE BECOMES EJECTED.


Infant procured posterior
 
2012-12-06 06:00:19 PM

impaler: It would if your phone number was 123-4567


Holy cow! That's also the combination to my luggage!!
 
2012-12-06 06:04:58 PM

titwrench: Infant procured posterior


Interior Crocodile Alligator...
 
2012-12-06 06:07:28 PM

NarrMaster: I prefer plump posteriors and I shant to tell the truth
My fellow gentlemen cannot suppress thine own acceptance.
That when a female of the species enters the domicile
sporting a below average circumference about her midriff
and a large spherical attachment near your visage
ONE BECOMES EJECTED.


magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas(*1) esse

/Props to Quislibet.
 
2012-12-06 06:32:52 PM
Would have been more enjoyable if they'd stuck to the original meaning for the most part rather than flopping open the thesaurus and choosing the most obscure choice. I found this shallow and pedantic.
 
2012-12-06 06:52:45 PM
sounds similar to Decemberists lyrics.
 
2012-12-06 06:58:06 PM
I see there are a lot of old people in this thread.

Nice burn, guy in the video.
 
2012-12-06 06:58:12 PM

Teufelaffe: Sequential just means something follows a logical order, so I could support calling a phone number "a set of sequential integers".


But the actual integers have no relation to each other. I think a "set of integers" would best describe it. Perhaps maybe even a "series".

Still a fun attempt.
 
2012-12-06 07:00:52 PM
Ok, I was wondering if he'd do Gangnam Style and if so how. I was amused by the result.
 
2012-12-06 07:14:56 PM

Mrbogey: Teufelaffe: Sequential just means something follows a logical order, so I could support calling a phone number "a set of sequential integers".

But the actual integers have no relation to each other. I think a "set of integers" would best describe it. Perhaps maybe even a "series".

Still a fun attempt.


The numbers must be sequential or else you might call satan or not get who you are calling.

/whom
 
2012-12-06 07:22:16 PM
This guy is a genius. Just watched the 2010 and 2011 videos.

MY GOD.

BRILLIANT!

/Gangnam Style made me horgh more than I should have.
 
2012-12-06 07:35:45 PM

Jedekai: This guy is a genius. Just watched the 2010 and 2011 videos.

MY GOD.

BRILLIANT!

/Gangnam Style made me horgh more than I should have.


Everyone's got to get laid somehow.
 
2012-12-06 09:05:53 PM

Shadow Blasko: titwrench: Infant procured posterior

Interior Crocodile Alligator...


I drive a GMC move thea-tor
 
2012-12-07 09:12:22 AM

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Would have been more enjoyable if they'd stuck to the original meaning for the most part rather than flopping open the thesaurus and choosing the most obscure choice. I found this shallow and pedantic.


It insists upon itself.
 
2012-12-07 10:35:55 AM

NarrMaster: I prefer plump posteriors and I shant to tell the truth
My fellow gentlemen cannot suppress thine own acceptance.
That when a female of the species enters the domicile
sporting a below average circumference about her midriff
and a large spherical attachment near your visage
ONE BECOMES EJECTED.


Sounds like Professor Elemental or The Gentleman Rapper
 
2012-12-07 11:15:11 AM
Didn't Bill Maher do this on Politically Incorrect as "Master P's Theatre"? Alls I know is my brother and a few friends of ours started up a Facebook group with that name about a year ago to do this exact thing.

"There being so much hostile activity in my community, I find it hard to maintain my stage persona. Yet, by sheer pluck and determination, I still produce my best work daily. Allow me to showcase some of my musical stylings for my devotees, from which I shall endeavor to turn a profit. It is past two bells this night, and our raucous soiree shows no signs of slowing or quieting, which is amenable, as the lady of the house will not return for some time. There are women engaged in sexual congress in my parlor - likely, they will not depart for four hours hence."

// my best contribution to that group
 
2012-12-07 02:24:06 PM
Title of the song.... Naive expression of love...
 
Displayed 27 of 27 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report