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Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:26:11 PM

319 votes:

Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:28:26 PM

302 votes:

Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars

http://www.fark.com/comments/6950784

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:25:41 PM

289 votes:

Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex

http://www.fark.com/comments/6878047

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:34:04 PM

269 votes:

Zoo keeper enters pen to feed the lions, succeeds

http://www.fark.com/comments/6941508

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:28:47 PM

234 votes:

Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch

http://www.fark.com/comments/6842566

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:18:50 PM

224 votes:

5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be

http://www.fark.com/comments/6793467

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:22:33 PM

221 votes:

Florida man ran into his ex-girlfriend yesterday. Then he backed up and ran into her again. He misses her sometimes

http://www.fark.com/comments/6939535

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:31:19 PM

169 votes:

Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months

http://www.fark.com/comments/6885115

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:23:45 PM

166 votes:

Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou

http://www.fark.com/comments/6938402

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:25:14 PM

158 votes:

Man arrested on 144 counts of child porn. Gross

http://www.fark.com/comments/6948010

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:22:57 PM

156 votes:

Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now

http://www.fark.com/comments/6912319

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:31:59 PM

155 votes:

Truck crash kills over 200 sheep, according to drowsy workers

http://www.fark.com/comments/6878988

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:19:53 PM

145 votes:

Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either

http://www.fark.com/comments/6810918

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:24:57 PM

144 votes:

Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?

http://www.fark.com/comments/6881685

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:30:59 PM

143 votes:

Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them

http://www.fark.com/comments/6797694

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:21:42 PM

140 votes:

Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday

http://www.fark.com/comments/6884184

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:21:08 PM

138 votes:

Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick

http://www.fark.com/comments/6964420

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:24:07 PM

137 votes:

Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead

http://www.fark.com/comments/6934737

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:20:19 PM

133 votes:

Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud

http://www.fark.com/comments/6824226

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:28:07 PM

131 votes:

Police: Man Drove Into Flock of Seagulls. Bystander: I ran

http://www.fark.com/comments/6869304

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:17:42 PM

117 votes:

22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge relief

http://www.fark.com/comments/6953447

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:33:14 PM

115 votes:

Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea

http://www.fark.com/comments/6920226

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:26:32 PM

114 votes:

Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades

http://www.fark.com/comments/6905618

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:32:20 PM

109 votes:

Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain

http://www.fark.com/comments/6788545

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:30:36 PM

108 votes:

School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE

http://www.fark.com/comments/6847410

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:24:29 PM

105 votes:

Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them

http://www.fark.com/comments/6781468

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:33:37 PM

95 votes:

Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen

http://www.fark.com/comments/6877044

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:32:52 PM

86 votes:

Ukrainian Protestors Go Topless to Protest Who Cares

http://www.fark.com/comments/6782274

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:20:40 PM

78 votes:

Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske

http://www.fark.com/comments/6915766

Headline of the Year candidate		2012-12-06 03:22:10 PM

57 votes:

FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state

http://www.fark.com/comments/6820947

Pangit		2012-12-06 03:39:56 PM

4 votes:

Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030

OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious.

D_Evans45		2012-12-06 08:42:19 PM

1 votes:

This year isnt quite as full of gems as years past... But good job still, subbys.

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