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(Fark)   Fark's 2012 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February   ( ) divider line 32
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2012-12-06 03:17:42 PM  
22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge relief
2012-12-06 03:18:50 PM  
5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be
2012-12-06 03:19:53 PM  
Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either
2012-12-06 03:20:19 PM  
Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud
2012-12-06 03:20:40 PM  
Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske
2012-12-06 03:21:08 PM  
Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick
2012-12-06 03:21:42 PM  
Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday
2012-12-06 03:22:10 PM  
FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state
2012-12-06 03:22:33 PM  
Florida man ran into his ex-girlfriend yesterday. Then he backed up and ran into her again. He misses her sometimes
2012-12-06 03:22:57 PM  
Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now
2012-12-06 03:23:45 PM  
Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou
2012-12-06 03:24:07 PM  
Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead
2012-12-06 03:24:29 PM  
Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them
2012-12-06 03:24:57 PM  
Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?
2012-12-06 03:25:14 PM  
Man arrested on 144 counts of child porn. Gross
2012-12-06 03:25:41 PM  
Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex
2012-12-06 03:26:11 PM  
Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive
2012-12-06 03:26:32 PM  
Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades
2012-12-06 03:28:07 PM  
Police: Man Drove Into Flock of Seagulls. Bystander: I ran
2012-12-06 03:28:26 PM  
Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars
2012-12-06 03:28:47 PM  
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch
2012-12-06 03:30:36 PM  
School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE
2012-12-06 03:30:59 PM  
Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them
2012-12-06 03:31:19 PM  
Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months
2012-12-06 03:31:59 PM  
Truck crash kills over 200 sheep, according to drowsy workers
2012-12-06 03:32:20 PM  
Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain
2012-12-06 03:32:52 PM  
Ukrainian Protestors Go Topless to Protest Who Cares
2012-12-06 03:33:14 PM  
Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea
2012-12-06 03:33:37 PM  
Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen
2012-12-06 03:34:04 PM  
Zoo keeper enters pen to feed the lions, succeeds
2012-12-06 03:39:56 PM  

Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious.
2012-12-06 08:42:19 PM  
This year isnt quite as full of gems as years past... But good job still, subbys.
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