Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitivehttp://www.fark.com/comments/6861030
Headline of the Year candidate: 22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge reliefhttp://www.fark.com/comments/6953447
skwerl: I must be dense because I'm not getting this one. I know there's a pun in there somewhere.
Headline of the Year candidate: Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, studhttp://www.fark.com/comments/6824226
Headline of the Year candidate: Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thouhttp://www.fark.com/comments/6938402
skwerl: Headline of the Year candidate: 22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge reliefhttp://www.fark.com/comments/6953447I must be dense because I'm not getting this one. I know there's a pun in there somewhere.
Gosling: I note that they've made a HOTY tag for this.
Pangit: Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitivehttp://www.fark.com/comments/6861030OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious.
Headline of the Year candidate: Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watchhttp://www.fark.com/comments/6842566
Cyrusv10: Wait a minute!I think this headline meets criteria for eligibility (It was done in January 2012):
Unfreakable: There were a few headlines that I thought deserved to be in this, but they didn't get enough votes from the Totalfarkers. But some honorable mentions for this first contest: Scientists now think that the great Khmer empire in Cambodia collapsed due to a prolonged drought, and not because of immigration issues caused by too many Angkor babies as previously thought http://www.fark.com/comments/6858652 Man to finally undergo surgery on one-meter tumor on his leg. Doctors will attempt to convert it to feet http://www.fark.com/comments/6859020 LAPD detective Phillp Vanatter, who led the OJ Simpson investigation, has died at age 70 from cancer. However, cancer released a statement today denying involvement in Vanatter's death and vowing to find the real killer http://www.fark.com/comments/6896698 Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory http://www.fark.com/comments/6889308 Mexican drug cartels are utilizing blind mules as a means to smuggle drugs into the US, plow oddly shaped farmland http://www.fark.com/comments/6897604 The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I http://www.fark.com/comments/6920453
Magorn: Thank you, I was especially proud of the Angkor Babies one, i think it was my personal best headline this year , and one of the few I'd actually publicly own up to writing
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