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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:17:42 PM
22-foot-long carving valued at $1,000,000 has been recovered, which comes as a huge relief

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:18:50 PM
5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:19:53 PM
Being crazy won't keep Texas from executing you. But to be fair, it won't stop Texas from electing you governor, either

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:20:19 PM
Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:20:40 PM
Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:21:08 PM
Doctors perform quadruple limb transplant in Turkey. Now everyone gets a drumstick

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:21:42 PM
Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:22:10 PM
FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:22:33 PM
Florida man ran into his ex-girlfriend yesterday. Then he backed up and ran into her again. He misses her sometimes

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:22:57 PM
Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:23:45 PM
Gun accident in Florida church leaves pastor's daughter holier than thou

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:24:07 PM
Kim Jong Un Dead. I repeat - Un Dead

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:24:29 PM
Law school students provided puppies for exam study break, allowed to cuddle, play and bond, then required to kill them with their bare hands and eat them

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:24:57 PM
Man arrested for selling Canadian military secrets. I'm not sure either. Locations of all Tim Hortons? How to de-ice a caribou?

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:25:14 PM
Man arrested on 144 counts of child porn. Gross

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:25:41 PM
Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:26:11 PM
Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030
 
Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:26:32 PM
Obama proposes all states require students to stay in school until they are 18. Alabama immediately objects, fears overcrowding of 5th and 6th grades

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:28:07 PM
Police: Man Drove Into Flock of Seagulls. Bystander: I ran

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:28:26 PM
Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:28:47 PM
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:30:36 PM
School bus hit by flying car, no one inju--FLYING CARS ARE HERE

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:30:59 PM
Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:31:19 PM
Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:31:59 PM
Truck crash kills over 200 sheep, according to drowsy workers

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:32:20 PM
Turtle escapes NYC wildlife center, beats Giants secondary for a 39-yard gain

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:32:52 PM
Ukrainian Protestors Go Topless to Protest Who Cares

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:33:14 PM
Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:33:37 PM
Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen

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Headline of the Year candidate [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:34:04 PM
Zoo keeper enters pen to feed the lions, succeeds

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Pangit [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 03:39:56 PM
Headline of the Year candidate: Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive

http://www.fark.com/comments/6861030

OK, everything pretty much sucked but this was hilarious.
 
D_Evans45
2012-12-06 08:42:19 PM
This year isnt quite as full of gems as years past... But good job still, subbys.
 
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