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(Daily Mail)   Woman, 23, relives horrifying moment friends dragged her from crocodile's jaws, with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
    More: Scary, Western Australia, saltwater crocodiles, True North, thumbs, April Fool's Day  
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38179 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2012 at 5:40 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-06 05:42:56 PM  
16 votes:
'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA
2012-12-06 05:43:36 PM  
9 votes:
I'd like to waltz her matilda with my didjeridoo in her billybong for a g'day mate.
2012-12-06 05:43:43 PM  
7 votes:
She should have stabbed it with her sharp knees.
/studman69
2012-12-06 05:47:25 PM  
5 votes:

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x233]

Goddamnit, biatch.


www.snaptress.com
2012-12-06 05:38:53 PM  
4 votes:
Her leg is nasty. Do not want.
2012-12-06 06:35:33 PM  
3 votes:
'I thought I was going to die. I could only see about four centimetres of the top of my leg and the rest was in the croc's gob.'


cor blimey, th' bleedin' tosser 'ad me pins in 'is fookin' gob, right? I was like 'oi, chick chick BOOM' and the flash bastard, that barstid wanker, finally let me go, fookin' skanger.
2012-12-06 03:38:37 PM  
3 votes:
'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Goddamnit, biatch.
2012-12-06 07:36:23 PM  
2 votes:
i293.photobucket.com

"I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too.

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum."
2012-12-06 06:53:33 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.
2012-12-06 06:52:57 PM  
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk 
img.thesun.co.uk

Scar Fetish Porn Monthy.
2012-12-06 06:39:48 PM  
2 votes:
with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics (dailymail.co.uk)

Yeah, I know where this is g-
*click*
Well. That was unexpected.
2012-12-06 06:33:25 PM  
2 votes:
Id lock her in my basement for 16 years, if you know what I mean
2012-12-06 06:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
cache.gawker.com

oh yeah
2012-12-06 06:11:12 PM  
2 votes:
Her friend freed her by gouging the croc's eyes with his thumbs

Lady, he's no longer a friend at this point. You're giving that man blow jobs for life.
2012-12-06 06:07:11 PM  
2 votes:
I'd Paul McCartney her

/oh wait she's still got the leg.
2012-12-06 05:58:59 PM  
2 votes:
And that's exactly why I'm never going to Australia.

Or leaving this country.

Or stepping outside of my house.

Or relinquishing my spot on the couch in this basement.
2012-12-06 05:58:03 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-06 05:51:27 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
The proverbial "For every hot chick in the world there's a guy who is tired of farking her" guy checking out some sweet cans off camera left
2012-12-06 05:50:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk


IS THAT ANOTHER CROC OVER THERE!!!!
wee
2012-12-06 04:29:28 PM  
2 votes:
A+ would bite again
2012-12-06 04:02:58 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth
2012-12-06 03:56:15 PM  
2 votes:
Crikey, that's a fine Sheila!
2012-12-06 03:44:10 PM  
2 votes:

Deadfeznt: Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life


And depending on how he got the nickname "Big Al," she may be having the time of hers, too.
2012-12-07 09:22:32 AM  
1 votes:

ObscureNameHere: The problem with Aussie women is that they have an Aussie accent. Sort of the worst mix of Cockney British and Mid-USA nasal.


Anyone who doesn't think the Aussie accent is hot is likely a pedophile, a nun-rapist, and a diddler of farm animals.
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-12-07 12:34:26 AM  
1 votes:
"I owe Al my life. I don't know how to thank him enough."

Oh... I think you do...
2012-12-06 08:04:34 PM  
1 votes:
I've heard the workers on cruise ships pretty much party and fark nonstop when they're off duty. Add the whole "You're my hero how can I repay you" factor on top of that and this guy's sex life probably makes James Bond's look like a nun's in comparison.
2012-12-06 07:54:18 PM  
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: cor blimey, th' bleedin' tosser 'ad me pins in 'is fookin' gob, right? I was like 'oi, chick chick BOOM' and the flash bastard, that barstid wanker, finally let me go, fookin' skanger.


keyboard RIP
2012-12-06 07:28:59 PM  
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Looks like whisker burns to me.
2012-12-06 07:05:49 PM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


What is this?
2012-12-06 07:01:25 PM  
1 votes:
Working on a cruise ship, then she took a crocodile to the knee...
2012-12-06 06:39:10 PM  
1 votes:
I said to the croc, "are you trying to tempt me"?
2012-12-06 06:38:32 PM  
1 votes:

alienated: Indeed. Let the lizards be


Agreed, happens in 'murika and all the helicopters worried about their snowflakes would be stepping out of the kitchen to protest until every single one of them became a handbag.
2012-12-06 06:33:39 PM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.


It's because of all that toilet paper I scattered around. Keeps away tigers, too.
2012-12-06 06:21:54 PM  
1 votes:
I'd stab her in the heart with my stingray
2012-12-06 06:19:41 PM  
1 votes:

impaler:

No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?


He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.
2012-12-06 06:10:51 PM  
1 votes:
Knees too bitten, would not hit
2012-12-06 06:09:13 PM  
1 votes:
www.screeninsults.com
2012-12-06 06:02:25 PM  
1 votes:
"I owe Al my life. I don't know how to thank him enough."

If only...
2012-12-06 05:45:35 PM  
1 votes:

Mog32Kupo: 'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA


Yeah if she's not putting out for that throw her back in.

/I keed I keed here lemme give her a big hug to comfort her
2012-12-06 05:44:23 PM  
1 votes:
I'd gladly put my shrimp on her barbie.
2012-12-06 03:34:38 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life
 
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