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(Daily Mail)   Woman, 23, relives horrifying moment friends dragged her from crocodile's jaws, with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Scary, Western Australia, saltwater crocodiles, True North, thumbs, April Fool's Day  
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2012-12-06 05:42:56 PM
7 votes:
'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA
2012-12-06 03:38:37 PM
3 votes:
'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Goddamnit, biatch.
2012-12-06 03:25:21 PM
3 votes:
Where the hell did this ha-

Tara Hawkes was savaged by a crocodile in Western Australia

Ohh, makes sense

/Subby wasn't lying, she's damn cute
2012-12-06 06:11:12 PM
2 votes:
Her friend freed her by gouging the croc's eyes with his thumbs

Lady, he's no longer a friend at this point. You're giving that man blow jobs for life.
2012-12-06 05:43:52 PM
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: 'I still think I must have had someone looking over me that day, my pop or my nanna or someone close to me who was looking after me.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x233]

Goddamnit, biatch.


Reminds me a bit of how people thank their god whenever a doctor successfully completes a tricky surgery.
2012-12-07 09:03:25 AM
1 votes:

Apos: I'm in agreement with my fellow posters. She is a looker.


You misspelled hooker. She was "working" on a luxury cruise yacht and has modeling shots all over the web site. She's one of those $5,000 a night escorts.
2012-12-07 03:08:21 AM
1 votes:
For the record

There are 2 main types of crocs in Australia.

Saltwater crocs, found mostly in the saltwater coastal areas of northern Australia, they can tolerate fresh water for long periods as well. These are the nasty animals, they can be very territorial and aggressive, and are pretty much always hungry.

Freshwater crocs are found mostly in the inland waterways of northern Australia. While they have a mouthful of teeth, they are much smaller than their salty cousins, and are generally timid animals, they would avoid human contact if possible, and hunt small fish and amphibians. I wouldn't say they are harmless, but you'd really have to piss one off for it to bite you, and I doubt it could attack you so badly as to cause death.

If you swim in any waters of northern Australia, good luck.
2012-12-06 08:46:12 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


I'm guessing she's thinking "smile but not too big, look at the camera, and try to look pretty. I hope doofus back there looks at the camera this time"

/maybe you should watch less porn and try hanging out with real people
2012-12-06 06:53:33 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.
2012-12-06 06:39:48 PM
1 votes:
with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics (dailymail.co.uk)

Yeah, I know where this is g-
*click*
Well. That was unexpected.
2012-12-06 06:38:32 PM
1 votes:

alienated: Indeed. Let the lizards be


Agreed, happens in 'murika and all the helicopters worried about their snowflakes would be stepping out of the kitchen to protest until every single one of them became a handbag.
2012-12-06 06:33:39 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.


It's because of all that toilet paper I scattered around. Keeps away tigers, too.
2012-12-06 06:20:34 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I like this picture.
2012-12-06 06:19:41 PM
1 votes:

impaler:

No it's true. She did have someone looking out for her that day. A crocodile.

/Why doesn't God work more on prevention?


He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.
2012-12-06 06:02:25 PM
1 votes:
"I owe Al my life. I don't know how to thank him enough."

If only...
2012-12-06 05:58:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-06 05:55:10 PM
1 votes:

rebelyell2006: Teufelaffe: Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?

Maybe the trees. Maybe.


www.mythos-web.de
2012-12-06 05:51:27 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
The proverbial "For every hot chick in the world there's a guy who is tired of farking her" guy checking out some sweet cans off camera left
2012-12-06 05:48:00 PM
1 votes:
Is there any non-human form of life in Australia that won't try to kill you?
2012-12-06 05:45:35 PM
1 votes:

Mog32Kupo: 'Friend'

Wow, saved her from the jaws of a Croc and still can't get any

FRIENDZONE LEVEL AUSTRALIA


Yeah if she's not putting out for that throw her back in.

/I keed I keed here lemme give her a big hug to comfort her
2012-12-06 05:44:23 PM
1 votes:
I'd gladly put my shrimp on her barbie.
2012-12-06 05:43:43 PM
1 votes:
She should have stabbed it with her sharp knees.
/studman69
2012-12-06 05:43:36 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to waltz her matilda with my didjeridoo in her billybong for a g'day mate.
2012-12-06 05:38:53 PM
1 votes:
Her leg is nasty. Do not want.
wee [TotalFark]
2012-12-06 04:29:28 PM
1 votes:
A+ would bite again
2012-12-06 04:02:58 PM
1 votes:
Pretty girl, too bad her knee almost got bit by the croc's sharp teeth
2012-12-06 03:56:15 PM
1 votes:
Crikey, that's a fine Sheila!
2012-12-06 03:44:10 PM
1 votes:

Deadfeznt: Looks like Big Al's having the time of his life


And depending on how he got the nickname "Big Al," she may be having the time of hers, too.
2012-12-06 03:30:36 PM
1 votes:
For once, I find myself in agreement with the croc...and subby...she's hot...
 
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