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(Daily Mail)   Woman, 23, relives horrifying moment friends dragged her from crocodile's jaws, with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 125
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2012-12-06 06:22:25 PM
Okay, I dont get this thing, and have been thinking of it for a good 10 minutes, perhaps an expert can shed some light - I know this is the daily fail and all.... How often do Saltwater Crocs go into Freshie territory ? I know, it might have been a freshie, but the article ( i know, daily fail ) had a salty for a pic of what a croc should look like.
Anyone ? Or am i just overthinking this ... ?

I liked this 'That area's very well known for crocodiles, so I think removing people from the environment instead of removing the crocodile from the environment sounds like a good idea.'

Indeed. Let the lizards be
 
2012-12-06 06:28:35 PM

slayer199: For once, I find myself in agreement with the croc...and subby...she's hot...


Toothsome, even.
 
2012-12-06 06:33:25 PM
Id lock her in my basement for 16 years, if you know what I mean
 
2012-12-06 06:33:39 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: He does. Every day billions of people are not attacked by crocodiles.


It's because of all that toilet paper I scattered around. Keeps away tigers, too.
 
2012-12-06 06:34:50 PM
What's with all the glamour poses in the article? Is this gal trying for her own reality show now?
 
2012-12-06 06:35:33 PM
'I thought I was going to die. I could only see about four centimetres of the top of my leg and the rest was in the croc's gob.'


cor blimey, th' bleedin' tosser 'ad me pins in 'is fookin' gob, right? I was like 'oi, chick chick BOOM' and the flash bastard, that barstid wanker, finally let me go, fookin' skanger.
 
2012-12-06 06:36:19 PM

alienated: Okay, I dont get this thing, and have been thinking of it for a good 10 minutes, perhaps an expert can shed some light - I know this is the daily fail and all.... How often do Saltwater Crocs go into Freshie territory ? I know, it might have been a freshie, but the article ( i know, daily fail ) had a salty for a pic of what a croc should look like.
Anyone ? Or am i just overthinking this ... ?

I liked this 'That area's very well known for crocodiles, so I think removing people from the environment instead of removing the crocodile from the environment sounds like a good idea.'

Indeed. Let the lizards be


You're right. Saltwater crocs often live in fresh water. The area where this attack happened is salt water, though.
 
2012-12-06 06:37:49 PM
They have crocodiles in the UK?
 
2012-12-06 06:38:32 PM

alienated: Indeed. Let the lizards be


Agreed, happens in 'murika and all the helicopters worried about their snowflakes would be stepping out of the kitchen to protest until every single one of them became a handbag.
 
2012-12-06 06:38:37 PM
Oh oh, Sheila
Let me love you till the morning comes
Oh oh, Sheila
You know I want to be the only one
 
2012-12-06 06:38:45 PM
Not bad, but she has some bony feet...
 
2012-12-06 06:39:10 PM
I said to the croc, "are you trying to tempt me"?
 
2012-12-06 06:39:48 PM
with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics (dailymail.co.uk)

Yeah, I know where this is g-
*click*
Well. That was unexpected.
 
2012-12-06 06:42:06 PM

bloodyaussie: You're right. Saltwater crocs often live in fresh water. The area where this attack happened is salt water, though.


Thanks and noted but, from the article - Pretty Tara Hawkes was grabbed by the monster croc while paddling with friends in a freshwater pool near Dugong Bay, in the north of Western Australia.
So ... I have no fight with you mate, just going with the information given .
 
2012-12-06 06:42:58 PM
She's the kinda sheila for me!
 
2012-12-06 06:43:43 PM
Knees no longer sharp. Ground smooth by croc teeth. Now Farkers have no excuse for not wanting to hit that. Crikey.
 
2012-12-06 06:46:07 PM

SquiggsIN: This hasn't turned into a hot amputee thread? Fark (son), I am disappoint!


We're not your personal 4chan
 
2012-12-06 06:50:34 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: with 'yeah, you'd try and eat her too' pics (dailymail.co.uk)

Yeah, I know where this is g-
*click*
Well. That was unexpected.


And now the booby-trapped headlines (pun intended) of hot chicks will continue unabaited because we will remember this case where it for a rare once was not a trap...
 
2012-12-06 06:52:57 PM
img.thesun.co.uk 
img.thesun.co.uk

Scar Fetish Porn Monthy.
 
2012-12-06 06:52:58 PM
She may be hot, but her eyes scream "i'm bad news".
 
2012-12-06 06:53:33 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.
 
2012-12-06 07:00:51 PM
I'd hit it like the impact of crocodile jaws clamping down on a hot young hostess' leg.
 
2012-12-06 07:01:25 PM
Working on a cruise ship, then she took a crocodile to the knee...
 
2012-12-06 07:05:49 PM

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


What is this?
 
2012-12-06 07:16:39 PM
sharp knee - oh
 
2012-12-06 07:19:26 PM
For once in their life, Subby was exactly right. Good god that is some tempting breast meat.
 
2012-12-06 07:21:51 PM
I've heard crocs have a lot of bacteria in their mouth.... A komodo bite usually means death or amputation because of the bacteria. She's lucky she's kept the leg.
 
2012-12-06 07:22:55 PM
OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


You're saying that like its a bad thing
 
2012-12-06 07:26:38 PM
Brave: Tara suffers panic attacks from her ordeal
Tara bravely wrapped a t-shirt and some towels around her mangled leg to try and suppress the bleeding.
Brave Tara even recently visited crew on True North and confronted her fears at a wildlife park where she came face-to-face with a crocodile.


You've got to be shia-
Both Big Al and Mark have since won awards for their selfless acts from the Royal Life Saving Society's Western Power Bravery Awards.

There we go. Because the whole tackling and eye-gouging a croc is juuuuuust a tiny bit higher up on the bravery tier list...
 
2012-12-06 07:28:59 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Looks like whisker burns to me.
 
2012-12-06 07:36:23 PM
i293.photobucket.com

"I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too.

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum."
 
2012-12-06 07:45:00 PM

alienated: bloodyaussie: You're right. Saltwater crocs often live in fresh water. The area where this attack happened is salt water, though.

Thanks and noted but, from the article - Pretty Tara Hawkes was grabbed by the monster croc while paddling with friends in a freshwater pool near Dugong Bay, in the north of Western Australia.
So ... I have no fight with you mate, just going with the information given .


No problem. I didn't see that bit. I was distracted by something else.
 
2012-12-06 07:48:26 PM

alienated: bloodyaussie: You're right. Saltwater crocs often live in fresh water. The area where this attack happened is salt water, though.

Thanks and noted but, from the article - Pretty Tara Hawkes was grabbed by the monster croc while paddling with friends in a freshwater pool near Dugong Bay, in the north of Western Australia.
So ... I have no fight with you mate, just going with the information given .



Mr Peter Carstairs, from Western Australia's Department of the Environment and Conservation, said Miss Hawkes was taking a swim in a fresh water pool in an area known for crocodiles. 'It was not far from the salt water area and as she was exiting the water she was grabbed by a crocodile,' said Mr Carstairs.

Right in the article.
 
2012-12-06 07:48:52 PM

MorePeasPlease: [i293.photobucket.com image 630x507]

"I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too.

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum."


Bahahahahahahaa!!!!
 
2012-12-06 07:50:38 PM

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


My, aren't you a charmer.....

Ever wonder why there are so few women on fark? It's because of creepers like this guy.
 
2012-12-06 07:54:18 PM

rickythepenguin: cor blimey, th' bleedin' tosser 'ad me pins in 'is fookin' gob, right? I was like 'oi, chick chick BOOM' and the flash bastard, that barstid wanker, finally let me go, fookin' skanger.


keyboard RIP
 
2012-12-06 07:55:36 PM

cougs4ever: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]


IS THAT ANOTHER CROC OVER THERE!!!!


were those photos photoshopped? something seems off...
 
2012-12-06 08:02:18 PM
Yeah, I would like to try to saw her in half with my tongue.
 
2012-12-06 08:02:35 PM
Damn, Australia... you dangerous.
 
2012-12-06 08:04:34 PM
I've heard the workers on cruise ships pretty much party and fark nonstop when they're off duty. Add the whole "You're my hero how can I repay you" factor on top of that and this guy's sex life probably makes James Bond's look like a nun's in comparison.
 
2012-12-06 08:39:31 PM
You're right subby but with my luck she'd smack me in the nose and gouge my eyes out.
 
2012-12-06 08:46:12 PM

OscarTamerz: I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


I'm guessing she's thinking "smile but not too big, look at the camera, and try to look pretty. I hope doofus back there looks at the camera this time"

/maybe you should watch less porn and try hanging out with real people
 
2012-12-06 09:04:43 PM
Stupid Croc, you get that close to "pay-dirt," he should have been more tongue and less teeth....
 
2012-12-06 09:08:45 PM

dabbletech: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x507]

Looks like whisker burns to me.


Looks like nice whisker biscuit to me.

/RAWL
 
2012-12-06 09:26:02 PM

Oldiron_79: You're saying that like its a bad thing


Nope. Gratitude for being saved from a horrible death is always a good thing. They look to be vacationing together and from living in a major port area for a number of cruise lines I can say that the personnel very much take advantage of the life style on and off the ship. Being cooped up on a ship with other equally pretty people with good personalities and social skills is such a burden. It probably doesn't hurt he kind of looks like Clive Owen under the week old beard. You're that young and look that good only once, if at all, and if she's doing, for a good cause, what she'd be doing anyway then good on both of them and I hope it works out.
 
2012-12-06 09:36:50 PM
She'd fit right in with the crew of the Orca.
 
2012-12-06 09:40:52 PM
Injuries to her upper theigh... let me kiss the boo boo.
 
2012-12-06 10:07:34 PM
Oh she sailed away
On a lovely summer's day
On the back of a crocodile

"You see" said she
"He's as tame as he could be
I'll float him down the Nile"

But the croc winked his eye
As she waved them all goodbye
Wearing a great big smile

And at the end of the ride
The lady was inside
And that's the smile of the crocodile!
(Clap clap)


/ yeah, that was my favorite bath song way back when
 
2012-12-06 10:27:00 PM

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x465]

I'm guessing from her expression in that picture that she is thinking, "Why yes, he does come on my hair, face, mouth, tits and ass as much as he can every day of the week and then when he's too tired it's on to the oral sex and prostatic massage. Oh, and all the anal he wants too." 

I'm guessing he runs a negative pressure most of the time through his entire reproductive system from balls on out because he's pumping out so much cum.


You've obviously given this a lot of thought.

Yes, she's cute as fark. Somewhat chesty too, it would appear.
 
2012-12-06 10:46:54 PM

alienated: Okay, I dont get this thing, and have been thinking of it for a good 10 minutes, perhaps an expert can shed some light - I know this is the daily fail and all.... How often do Saltwater Crocs go into Freshie territory ? I know, it might have been a freshie, but the article ( i know, daily fail ) had a salty for a pic of what a croc should look like.
Anyone ? Or am i just overthinking this ... ?

I liked this 'That area's very well known for crocodiles, so I think removing people from the environment instead of removing the crocodile from the environment sounds like a good idea.'

Indeed. Let the lizards be


Yeah. She might be a looker but not a very smart one.
 
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