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(WorldNetDaily)   John Lennon's "Imagine" is really about how great God is and how evolution is a lie   ( wnd.com) divider line
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2012-12-06 02:33:40 PM  
Nice try, Comfort. Next you'll be telling us that Rage Against the Machine is actually singing about how awesome capitalism is and how much they dig patriarchy.
 
2012-12-06 02:36:17 PM  
I guess if you'd never actually listened to the song you could think that

/you'd still be wrong, but, whatever
 
2012-12-06 02:42:32 PM  

Osomatic: Nice try, Comfort. Next you'll be telling us that Rage Against the Machine is actually singing about how awesome capitalism is and how much they dig patriarchy.


Well, Paul Ryan gave some insight into this, didn't he?
 
2012-12-06 03:11:05 PM  
Funny, I must have missed that. Was it between "no heaven" and "no hell", or possibly between that and "no religion"?
 
2012-12-06 03:24:11 PM  
Bwahaha! Next up, my sister calling me this evening or tomorrow laughing about my father calling/emailing her to tell her this bit of Good News regarding her hero.
 
2012-12-06 03:24:42 PM  
I dunno what group is behind this but we better send Yoko in there to break them up.
 
2012-12-06 03:28:12 PM  

Peaceboy: I dunno what group is behind this but we better send Yoko in there to break them up.


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"Release the Yoko!"

 
2012-12-06 03:36:54 PM  
"Born in the USA" is really about how liberals are fartyfaces
 
2012-12-06 03:44:19 PM  
Fortunate Son is actually a parable about how minorities should be willing to go to Vietnam and die to thank the white ruling class for all they have done for them
 
2012-12-06 03:44:26 PM  
And I really give zero farks either way, because it's a goddamn song and who cares.
 
2012-12-06 03:44:33 PM  
"Fortunate Son" is about how lucky we all are to be Americans.
 
2012-12-06 03:45:52 PM  
Another brick in the wall. Soon they will be completely disconnected from our plane of existence. I wonder how long before we don't even recognize their language.
 
2012-12-06 03:46:16 PM  
'Baby got back' is about how skinny women are more attractive than curvy women!
 
2012-12-06 03:48:22 PM  
"Little Red Corvette" is really about a big blue Buick.
 
2012-12-06 03:48:38 PM  
"Welcome to the Jungle" was about Chuck E Cheese.
 
2012-12-06 03:51:23 PM  
Octopus's Garden was a factual account.
 
2012-12-06 03:52:23 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Fortunate Son is actually a parable about how minorities should be willing to go to Vietnam and die to thank the white ruling class for all they have done for them


Goddamnit! *shakes fist*
 
2012-12-06 03:53:39 PM  
"Ohio" is a loving tribute to the Buckeye State and the National Guard that protects it.
 
2012-12-06 03:54:22 PM  
"99 Red Balloons" is about circuses.
 
2012-12-06 03:55:08 PM  
"Tequila" by The Champs is actually about...uh...


...


Say, what the f*ck IS that song about anyway?
 
2012-12-06 03:55:55 PM  
"Uptown Girl" was about an old man in Tribeca.
 
2012-12-06 03:56:43 PM  
Warren Beatty, Mr. Rock and Roll, was NOT the subject of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain", but he was the "man" we should listen to in Paul McCartney's "Listen To What The Man Said", the "elderly woman behind the counter in a small town" in Pearl Jam's "Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town", and it was his eyes that were sung about in "Bette Davis Eyes".
 
Seriously, look at those eyes.  Seriously.
 
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2012-12-06 03:56:49 PM  
"The needle and the damage done" was about a bad tattoo.
 
2012-12-06 03:58:42 PM  
"I'm Waiting for the Man" is about Lou Reed's longing to have Jesus in his life.
 
2012-12-06 04:00:07 PM  
"What What In the Butt" is actually a song designed to raise awareness about the importance of regular prostate exams for men over 40.

"Bear Force 1" is actually an homage to Seal Team 6.
 
2012-12-06 04:04:15 PM  
Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" is actually about a handsome boy he found to be "so fine".
 
2012-12-06 04:07:05 PM  
"Paint it Black" is about interior decorating.
 
2012-12-06 04:07:44 PM  
He's so fine - was actually a tribute to Larry Fine, the least appreciated member of the Three Stooges
 
2012-12-06 04:09:23 PM  
"Hello, Dolly!" is about the liquidation of Hostess.
 
2012-12-06 04:10:21 PM  
"Paperback writer" is about a fashion blogger.
 
2012-12-06 04:14:53 PM  
"Lola" is about a guy meeting a girl in a bar in SoHo.
 
2012-12-06 04:15:37 PM  
"Gangnam Style" is about one man's desire to immigrate to North Korea.
 
2012-12-06 04:17:30 PM  
"Call Me, Maybe" is really a lyrical version of Waiting for Godot.
 
2012-12-06 04:18:10 PM  
The Star Spangled Banner is really the national anthem of East Timor.
 
2012-12-06 04:20:46 PM  
"Brown Sugar" is about a deliciously sweet topping for your oatmeal.
 
2012-12-06 04:21:59 PM  
damn i hate that song. Imagine no possessions? I'm sure that's really easy for you John, living in a 5 star hotel and all.....
 
2012-12-06 04:22:31 PM  
Istanbul not Constantinople is really about Constantinople not Istanbul.
 
2012-12-06 04:23:28 PM  
"My Heart Will Go On" tells the tale of a young girl fished out of the icy Atlantic waters after the Titanic disaster, and how her frozen heart was shipped to the Mayo Clinic for transplant into a needy patient.
 
2012-12-06 04:23:59 PM  
 
2012-12-06 04:34:54 PM  
"Rock Around the Clock" is actually a stirring panegyric to the international labour movement and the struggle for improved working conditions for miners.
 
2012-12-06 04:37:22 PM  
"Limelight" is really about how awesome it is being famous and how their fans are just like close family.
 
2012-12-06 04:37:52 PM  
"Working Class Hero" is about a CEO who is completely beloved by his subordinates.
 
2012-12-06 04:48:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Another brick in the wall. Soon they will be completely disconnected from our plane of existence. I wonder how long before we don't even recognize their language.


I'm already there, brother.
 
2012-12-06 04:51:41 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I'm already there, brother.


yeah, this
 
2012-12-06 04:56:22 PM  
"The River" is about how awesome it is to accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant and get trapped in a shiatty job in New Jersey forever.
 
2012-12-06 05:05:13 PM  
"Born in the U.S.A." is a rousing anthem about how great we take care of our own
 
2012-12-06 05:07:51 PM  
"2112" is actually about 2012
 
2012-12-06 05:11:59 PM  

Peaceboy: I dunno what group is behind this but we better send Yoko in there to break them up.



Just have her "sing" and it will be problem solved.
 
2012-12-06 05:22:06 PM  
Prince's "1999" is actually about a sale at Target.
 
2012-12-06 05:22:27 PM  
"Gold Digger" is actually a heartfelt tribute to the brave men of the Klondike who risked it all to moil for the glittering prize under the midnight sun.
 
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