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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   If you are in police custody you are legally incapable of consenting to a blowjob   (syracuse.com) divider line 129
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2012-12-06 02:22:39 PM  
I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.
 
2012-12-06 02:24:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


Agreed
 
2012-12-06 02:25:32 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


This
 
2012-12-06 02:25:56 PM  
Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.
 
2012-12-06 02:26:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


Indeed
 
2012-12-06 02:26:29 PM  
Well then, how am i supposed to get myself out of police custody?
 
2012-12-06 02:26:42 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


this
 
2012-12-06 02:26:48 PM  
could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy
 
2012-12-06 02:27:04 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I find myself unable to render any reasonable legal opinion on this matter without first seeing a picture of the offender.


She's on Facebook

/would hit
//if I were facing time in lockup
 
2012-12-06 02:27:41 PM  
Legal shmegal

/but she was probably a beagle
 
2012-12-06 02:28:55 PM  
will he spend time in the hole?
 
2012-12-06 02:29:32 PM  
Well... it's not going to suck itself...
 
2012-12-06 02:29:49 PM  
What did they expect? She was the head nurse!
 
2012-12-06 02:30:04 PM  
Where were these nurses when I was in police custody?
 
2012-12-06 02:30:16 PM  
From the "Justice Center"

She may be a real slut. But she's OURS!
 
2012-12-06 02:31:22 PM  

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!


...And we're done.
 
2012-12-06 02:31:55 PM  
Wow, that sucks.

/Pictures?
 
2012-12-06 02:32:12 PM  

RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!


they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse
 
2012-12-06 02:33:05 PM  
I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ
 
2012-12-06 02:33:32 PM  
I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head
 
2012-12-06 02:34:31 PM  
Not yours.

Ours.
 
2012-12-06 02:34:39 PM  

monoski: I read that thinking the perp had to give a BJ


Well it is a two way street right?

You can't legally say no either then...
 
2012-12-06 02:34:40 PM  

medius: RembrandtQEinstein: What did they expect? She was the head nurse!

they don't just hand jobs like that to anybody

/hello, nurse


you know, that's a great way to suck dick nixon into a context that wouldn't otherwise be appropriate. 

/ trying too hard...
 
2012-12-06 02:34:41 PM  
I'm okay with this, and I believe that Obama care should include provisions for hot nurses releasing tension from patients, covered by our HMOs.
 
2012-12-06 02:34:58 PM  
She thought she was in the penal colony.
 
2012-12-06 02:36:39 PM  

medius: could have been worse

someone could have fingered the wrong guy


spectrumculture.com
 
2012-12-06 02:37:45 PM  
If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.
 
2012-12-06 02:38:54 PM  
Any other law-abiding citizens kinda miffed at this criminal getting serviced while we ain't?
 
2012-12-06 02:38:55 PM  

natas6.0: I am concerned that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head


But will the nurse fit what you have in her head?
 
2012-12-06 02:38:59 PM  
The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 02:39:45 PM  
Ours not to reason why
 
2012-12-06 02:40:27 PM  
but seriously: prisoners can't consent to blowjobs?

i'm calling amnesty international
 
2012-12-06 02:40:38 PM  
What if he accepted the BJ on behalf of the entire male prison staff and promised to pass it on at a later date ?
 
2012-12-06 02:41:49 PM  
launfd.com 

club rules.
 
2012-12-06 02:42:19 PM  

Easy Reader: Prisoners must somehow learn to be all kinds of charming.


That's what I thought but then sociopaths are often very good at manipulating people for their own benefit. Some criminals are sociopaths, obviously.
 
2012-12-06 02:42:56 PM  

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.

This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

[i.imgur.com image 490x654]


Hell, I'd let her suck my dick. Especially if I was locked up.
 
2012-12-06 02:43:13 PM  

natas6.0: I am concernedPositive that the actual nurse will IN NO WAY fit what I have in my head

 
2012-12-06 02:43:25 PM  
Unfortunately New York views public information as a revenue stream so I can't find her mug shot.

Ours is not to ask why, but just to suck off the occasional inmate.
 
2012-12-06 02:43:45 PM  
Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

Snitches get something something. Hopefully, this person did not ruin a good thing for his fellow guests of the state. They are not, I understand, the forgive and forget types.
 
2012-12-06 02:44:24 PM  
FTA: Court papers indicated the charge was based on a statement from the male victim and that Ours made admissions implicating herself.

WTF?
 
2012-12-06 02:45:14 PM  
Isn't the verb "Nurse" right there in her job title? What did they expect her to do?
 
2012-12-06 02:45:19 PM  
Why a blow job and not something else that would give her some pleasure?
 
2012-12-06 02:45:42 PM  
Wow, thank god I read this... I was about to make an huge, illegal mistake.

The more you know...
 
2012-12-06 02:45:44 PM  

imtheonlylp: [launfd.com image 570x302] 

club rules.


Heh..... just watched the season finale of that show. I bet the Tara-haters are pretty damn happy with it.
 
2012-12-06 02:45:56 PM  

LesserEvil: The only Facebook page is for a woman in West Virginia.


This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse:

[i.imgur.com image 490x654]


Well that explains it. She was obviously hungry.
 
2012-12-06 02:46:23 PM  
hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron
 
2012-12-06 02:47:13 PM  

mraudacia: hold on, a nurse, someone who is supposed to be educated, especially about disease, wrapped her lips around a prison inmates nob, in a prison... where stds run rampant...

*face palm*

hopefully she was smart enough to brush her teeth regularly and avoid bleeding gums before she got a load of hepatitis shot into her mouth. moron


probably knew him.
 
2012-12-06 02:48:40 PM  

LesserEvil: This is from Google+ for "Beth Ours" in Syracuse


Well, we don't have to ask if she swallows.
 
2012-12-06 02:48:50 PM  

LeroyBourne: If my penis could talk he would say he's not apart of your legal system, and I run things down here.



My weiner has gone all sovereign citizen on me. You can't reason with it, it rarely makes intelligent decisions, and I can only hope to contain it and survive the encounter.
 
2012-12-06 02:48:55 PM  
Yes, in order to keep prison guards from coercing their prisoners into receiving unwanted sex, they just flat-out ban all sex between guards/prison workers/etc., and prisoners. It makes a very clear, very obvious line so that prisoners who are sexually assaulted can't get hit with the "Well, he wanted it" bullshiat.
 
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