Funbags: So, the Schulz > Schultz thing drives you nuts? Try illuminating the ignorant masses who cannot fathom that "Doctor Seuss" does not rhyme with "Doctor Use", but rhymes with "Doctor Voice". I have yet to find a single parent who correctly pronounces his last name, and its rather sad.
RminusQ: Dear Kids:When you grow up, you will learn your heroes were right bastards. The only way to avoid that is not have heroes.
Earguy: In another Peppermint Patty falls asleep in class and starts shouting, 'Tracey! Tracey, I love you! Tracey, do you hear me, I love you?'Proof finally that Peppermint Patty was gay?
cgraves67: "I don't want you to divorce your wife and marry me. It will ruin your reputation and career." - best mistress ever
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: He wasn't the best person to his spouses, but "a misanthrope" isn't really accurate.
Bob Falfa: Uptown Hipster Doofus: Was she a little red-headed girl?Actually, yes. She was the inspiration for that character. Notice how Charlie Brown was always wanting to be with her, but couldn't?
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