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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   Lifetime movie plot: Wife's lover tries to murder her wealthy husband and frames someone else for the crime. Fark movie plot: Wife's lover tries to murder her wealthy husband and frames the husband's cat for the crime   (sj-r.com) divider line 44
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2012-12-06 12:38:02 PM
Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood
 
2012-12-06 01:18:03 PM

Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood


Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner
 
2012-12-06 01:23:17 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner



You're clearly adept at this. Please carry on. :)
 
2012-12-06 02:08:08 PM
This guy must have seen that episode of "6 Feet Under" where the porn star dies in her tub, after her cat knocks a radio into it.
 
2012-12-06 02:45:38 PM
this isn't that far fetched, if I ever disappear then the first suspect should be a certain kitty...
 
2012-12-06 03:11:06 PM
We all know cats are evil and devious, so it's not that far-fetched.
 
2012-12-06 03:11:14 PM
I figure a better fark plot would be the cat actually kills the man but the wife winds up taking the fall for it.
 
2012-12-06 03:13:04 PM

CygnusDarius: We all know cats are evil and devious, so it's not that far-fetched.

 
2012-12-06 03:13:06 PM
Authorities allege Nash explored a plan to force the intended victim into a hot tub and electrocute him by tossing in a radio and the man's cat, with the hope of misleading authorities into thinking he was accidentally killed by his pet.

He killed the cat too? What an asshole
 
2012-12-06 03:13:45 PM
Personally, I think it was a double-frame-up with Kitty being the real murderer all along!
i1151.photobucket.com
They'll never believe I was the culprit!
MWUHUHUHUHU....
 
2012-12-06 03:13:58 PM
Blame the pussy either way.
 
2012-12-06 03:16:18 PM

oldfarthenry: Personally, I think it was a double-frame-up with Kitty being the real murderer all along!
[i1151.photobucket.com image 195x142]
They'll never believe I was the culprit!
MWUHUHUHUHU....


So the cat is Keyser Soze.
 
2012-12-06 03:17:13 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-06 03:18:19 PM
I guess it could make sense...pussy always ends up ruining lives at some point or another.
 
2012-12-06 03:18:51 PM
Isnt this actually

Wife's Husband tries to murder her potential lover?

" Brett Nash of Pontoon Beach pleaded guilty Tuesday to a felony count of solicitation of a violent crime. Four other counts are to be dropped.

Federal investigators have identified the intended victim as a former corporate attorney who had long pursued a sexual relationship with Nash's wife. "
 
2012-12-06 03:19:38 PM

Jackson Herring: this isn't that far fetched, if I ever disappear then the first suspect should be a certain kitty...


Sounds like the basis for a Lateral Thinking Puzzle
 
2012-12-06 03:20:27 PM

Mega Steve: Authorities allege Nash explored a plan to force the intended victim into a hot tub and electrocute him by tossing in a radio and the man's cat, with the hope of misleading authorities into thinking he was accidentally killed by his pet.

He killed the cat too? What an asshole


He explored the plan, probably while reclining by the fire in a bathrobe and a snifter of brandy. He took every precaution of checking the halls before professing his plot to the old painting of his grandfather, but Mittens trod on the page button along the mantle and his cunning plan reached the ears of his astute butler, who notified the constable.
 
2012-12-06 03:20:44 PM
Subby, this was much better than the headline I submitted. I smell a new meme.
 
2012-12-06 03:21:55 PM
I saw this one...it was about that woman....and that guy? and this other woman?
you remember.......
 
2012-12-06 03:26:35 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-06 03:26:55 PM
Too bad he didn't pull this off. Any day where a corporate attorney dies horribly is a good one.
 
2012-12-06 03:28:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 03:30:44 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]


Little basterd deserved to get whomped by the cat.
 
2012-12-06 03:31:02 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]


Kid was asking for that shiat right there!
 
2012-12-06 03:32:06 PM
Idiot wife. She has access to his money. As long as he is alive, he will continue to generate mo' money.

If she wants to get some on the side, go ahead and do that discreetly.
 
2012-12-06 03:32:22 PM
forum.gamerage.com

Steady... Steady...


Also...

Link
 
2012-12-06 03:41:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 03:45:39 PM
The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.
 
2012-12-06 03:52:13 PM

Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.


In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.
 
2012-12-06 03:54:33 PM
Cats are shifty. It'd be a toss-up if he succeeded.
 
2012-12-06 04:01:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Evil cat from Grimm wants your soul.
 
2012-12-06 04:01:36 PM

Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.


Nah, even in the Redneckistan that is Pontoon Beach he would have been better off using a plugged in laptop or iPad.
 
2012-12-06 04:02:14 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-06 04:05:25 PM

Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.


Do you even have electricity though? ;)
 
2012-12-06 04:10:07 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner


Brett Nash: Rob Schneider
Attorney: Rob Schneider
The Cat: Rob Schneider
Radio: Rob Schneider
 
2012-12-06 04:12:36 PM

Jument: Current Resident: Jument: The only flaw in this brilliant plan is the radio. It's 2012. Nobody uses radios for listening to music in the bathroom.

In Southern Illinois? It's plausible. We're a little backwards in some ways down here.

Do you even have electricity though? ;)


There are a couple of generators in the middle of the trailer park that we all just run extension cords to.
 
2012-12-06 04:14:31 PM

LeroyBourne: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 270x184]

Little basterd deserved to get whomped by the cat.


It conveniently cut out the part where the cat was already biting the "bastard" in question.
 
2012-12-06 04:16:23 PM
i242.photobucket.com

I think my cat wants to eat my liver. She was checking if I was dead in this shot.
 
2012-12-06 04:23:45 PM

sweetmelissa31: trivial use of my dark powers: Apos: Cast:
Brett Nash: Rob Lowe
Misty Nash: Lacey Chabert
Attorney: Bruce Greenwood

Mr. Buttons: Maru
Box Handler: Ron Jeremy
Pu$$y Wrangler: Hugh Hefner

Brett Nash: Rob Schneider
Attorney: Rob Schneider
The Cat: Rob Schneider
Radio: Rob Schneider


Stapler: Rob Schneider
Judge: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit
Bailiff: Eddie Murphy in a fat suit in drag
 
2012-12-06 04:38:17 PM
What a moron. If you kill the lover, she can just find another one. If you want the cheating to stop, you kill the wife.
 
2012-12-06 06:55:13 PM
Honestly, aren't modern houses so wired that this plan would merely kill the lights?
 
2012-12-06 07:15:38 PM
edge.liveleak.com
 
2012-12-06 07:37:52 PM
This is a job for Grumpy Cat. Won't someone plz post Grumpy Cat?

/Srsly you guyze
//You guyze
///Srsly
 
2012-12-07 05:13:44 AM
Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat already have the house covered. So you know Assassin Cat is just waiting for you to try to walk down the stairs.
 
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